Grant a wish game

[KainTheVampire]

granted i found it for an hour ago since you're blind

i wish that my sister's sight was better -.-'

[Eve]

Granted, but you won't notice the tiny tiny tiny change

I wish I can get money whenever I want legally, at the amount I want at anytime I want, not having to work or it, fight or it, or worry about it, I can totally use them, and basically, I can only benefit from them

[PT]

Granted, but you have to give it all to charity.

I wish for a pet elephant.

[KainTheVampire]

granted, i kidnapped a new born elephant for you and put it in a small cage so it won't grow big

i wish that someone would pack my bag

[PT]

Granted. Abs. will be packing your bag - and he gets to pick what goes in it.

I wish my headache would go away.

[Akonyl]

granted, but unfortunately, so does your head.

I wish for a balloon.

[Tanner-kun]

Granted "throws water balloons at akonyl"

I wish i could remember what song i wanted to use for my ShinRan AMV.

[Detective Prince]

Granted, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08BRy0MoIA8&feature=PlayList&p=749A2A344DED5D41&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=5#

I wish that I was the ruler of Earth and all of its inhabitants!!

[Eve]

Granted, you "was" for 1 second

I wish I am the ruler of Earth and all of its inhabitants!!

[Detective Prince]

Granted, Have fun measuring everything

I wish for immortality!

[Tanner-kun]

Granted but but the meaning of "immortality changed to early death.".

I wish for a DB jacket like in that KID episode or for i way for me to buy this even though i am in the US

[PT]

Granted (the second one). You've been shipped off to a foreign country. Have fun fitting in with the locals!

I wish to know the end results of the current mafia game right now.

[Commi-Ninja]

Granted:  we all die and it ends in a draw.

I wish to rule the world!

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The next morning, you woke up and you see a petri dish on your desk. On top of the lid is a label that say "Commi-Ninja is our Ruler".

I wish the strawberry cheesecake I made will taste good.

[PT]

Granted, but now you have to give it all to me.

I wish for one million dollars!