Grant a wish game

[Eve]

Will be granted as soon as you've identify everyone, their address, and location

I wish for more choking Panda emoticon

[Detective Prince]

Granted but...

...I think he has moved on to slapping...poor chicken...

I wish Akonyl was 20 feet tall

[Akonyl]

Granted, but by "20 feet tall", I'm as tall as 20 peoples' feet. Thankfully, they are the feet of babies, and thus I'm only 6 foot tall.

I wish there were more hours in the day.

[PT]

Granted, but they're shorter hours.

I wish I knew how to grow my own wings.

[Detective Prince]

I'm not granting you wishes because you red messaged me

[Eve]

Granted, but they're shorter hours.

I wish I knew how to grow my own wings.

Granted, now you know you can't

I wish for totally apocalypse tomorrow

[Tanner-kun]

Granted a nuke just hit Jupiter.

I wish that i didn't post this.

[PT]

Granted, the post isn't actually there. You're just hallucinating.

I wish the moon is made of cheese.

[KainTheVampire]

yes sir! *slowly begins to exchange the moon with cheese*

i wish that Gosho would write one chapter each week good luck with that one

[Tanner-kun]

granted 1 chapter each week but they are all DB cases.

I wish for the next person not to notice i made a wish.

[KainTheVampire]

granted since i'm blind

i wish that someone/something would make my bed (or whatever you say) D:

[Tanner-kun]

granted someone made your bed... into a cake.

I wish for a new bed.

[nomemory]

Granted, you got a cradle.

I wish to be able to easily get to sleep.

[Tanner-kun]

*knocks nomemory out* good night

I wish for a fake ID saying i was born in the 18th century.

[KainTheVampire]

granted but since you lived so long the people in this day and age thought you were really old, depressed and felt lots of pain so they killed you.

i wish that nomemory was a mermaid