Grant a wish game

[Tanner-kun]

Granted its now 30 degrees below zero.

i wish for the person below me to make a wish.

[CTU]

granted although that wish was for you to get banned from DCTP which happened

I wish Xcommando got banned from this forum (DCTP)

[PT]

Granted, I, with no moderator capabilities, banned him for five seconds.

I wish conia was playing mafia this round.

[nomemory]

Granted but he was shot full with lightning and died after 0.00900455023858 seconds.

I wish to win this mafia game.

[Sebolains]

Granted, but you'll loose every other mafia game you ever play

I wish to know EVERYTHING.

[CTU]

granted, but you can only remember 1% of everything you know at any one time...and it is never what you want to know

I wish I knew the roles of everybody playing the mafia game right now without it effecting another past or future game

[PT]

Granted, but you're about to die, so it won't do you any good to know who's who.

I wish it was time for the phase change.

[mangaluva]

Granted, but due to one thing and another, a flying squirrel gets in the way and you miss it.

I wish my friend would stop bugging me to play YuGiOh cards with him.

[Callid]

Granted. He just died. Now he'll never bother you again.

I wish everyone would use my method of Mafia ranking 

[PT]

Granted, except we're going to change it around so much it won't be yours anymore.

I wish I lived on the moon.

[Eve]

granted, you'll be transport to the moon and left there without any amount of spare oxygen, soon you'll be someone who "lived on the moon"

I wish for more blood in DC episodes

[Tanner-kun]

Granted but they are censored like episode 1.


I wish to *points to sig*

[PT]

Granted, but the witch regenerates, so it's not like burning will do any good.

I wish to have purple hair.

[Eve]

Granted, but only works after you've bought purple hair dye and apply it on yourself

I wish I can have a diamond

[blurfbreg]

You looked into your drawer and there it is.... a diamond on a card or more commonly known as the ace of diamonds.

I wish I don't see/hear George Clooney around me by accident after today. This is due to some random occurrence-Mr. Fantastic Fox/Up in the Air/a really old episode of ER/and another movie that I have no idea what the title is on TV, but he is flying in space as an astronaut-are being shown to me in the last month.