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Akonyl wrote: I'm hoping you're calling me a psychopath because of the suggestion of terrifying blue bars rather than the idea of knowing facts in dreams that don't make sense. Because I totally refues to believe you haven't encountered that in a dream.
Pretty sure she thinks you're a psychopath in general, not for one specific incident. :P
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PhoenixTears wrote:
Akonyl wrote: I'm hoping you're calling me a psychopath because of the suggestion of terrifying blue bars rather than the idea of knowing facts in dreams that don't make sense. Because I totally refues to believe you haven't encountered that in a dream.
Pretty sure she thinks you're a psychopath in general, not for one specific incident. :P
This.  And I was referring to the blue bars thing...
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Commi-Ninja wrote:
PhoenixTears wrote:
Akonyl wrote: I'm hoping you're calling me a psychopath because of the suggestion of terrifying blue bars rather than the idea of knowing facts in dreams that don't make sense. Because I totally refues to believe you haven't encountered that in a dream.
Pretty sure she thinks you're a psychopath in general, not for one specific incident. :P
This.  And I was referring to the blue bars thing...
Good to know. Can't have you thinking I'm crazy for the wrong reasons.
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Oh yea! This is something I found out today!
When wasp (not bees) are crushed, they release a pheromone that let other wasps know that their poor friend was destroyed. And then, they'll all come to avenge for their fallen companion. So if you find a wasp (and not a bee), don't squish it.
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blurfbreg wrote: Oh yea! This is something I found out today!
When wasp (not bees) are crushed, they release a pheromone that let other wasps know that their poor friend was destroyed. And then, they'll all come to avenge for their fallen companion. So if you find a wasp (and not a bee), don't squish it.
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Alas, poor Akonyl.  We knew him not well at all.
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blurfbreg wrote: Oh yea! This is something I found out today!
When wasp (not bees) are crushed, they release a pheromone that let other wasps know that their poor friend was destroyed. And then, they'll all come to avenge for their fallen companion. So if you find a wasp (and not a bee), don't squish it.
I had forgotten this actually, though that wouldn't have made me handle the situation any differently had I remembered. I trust the tissue to at least contain some of the pheromone.

And nah, no goodbyes yet hopefully. Remember, I never actually succeeded in crushing it.
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Akonyl wrote:
blurfbreg wrote: Oh yea! This is something I found out today!
When wasp (not bees) are crushed, they release a pheromone that let other wasps know that their poor friend was destroyed. And then, they'll all come to avenge for their fallen companion. So if you find a wasp (and not a bee), don't squish it.
I had forgotten this actually, though that wouldn't have made me handle the situation any differently had I remembered. I trust the tissue to at least contain some of the pheromone.

And nah, no goodbyes yet hopefully. Remember, I never actually succeeded in crushing it.
What, you used a tissue to attempt to crush it? There went all that manliness you said you had, Ako-chan. :P
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PhoenixTears wrote:
Akonyl wrote:
blurfbreg wrote: Oh yea! This is something I found out today!
When wasp (not bees) are crushed, they release a pheromone that let other wasps know that their poor friend was destroyed. And then, they'll all come to avenge for their fallen companion. So if you find a wasp (and not a bee), don't squish it.
I had forgotten this actually, though that wouldn't have made me handle the situation any differently had I remembered. I trust the tissue to at least contain some of the pheromone.

And nah, no goodbyes yet hopefully. Remember, I never actually succeeded in crushing it.
What, you used a tissue to attempt to crush it? There went all that manliness you said you had, Ako-chan. :P
Hell yes I did. It wasn't about an "eew a bug" factor though, it's because putting stuff on top of bugs traps them easily and thus makes them easier to capture. War is not about who strikes the manlier pose. It's about who catches the other one first and flushes them down the toilet.

Also, this was stated in the first post so I question your reading comprehension!
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The bees will succeed on flushing you down the toilet, eventually.

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Akonyl wrote:
PhoenixTears wrote:
Akonyl wrote:
blurfbreg wrote: Oh yea! This is something I found out today!
When wasp (not bees) are crushed, they release a pheromone that let other wasps know that their poor friend was destroyed. And then, they'll all come to avenge for their fallen companion. So if you find a wasp (and not a bee), don't squish it.
I had forgotten this actually, though that wouldn't have made me handle the situation any differently had I remembered. I trust the tissue to at least contain some of the pheromone.

And nah, no goodbyes yet hopefully. Remember, I never actually succeeded in crushing it.
What, you used a tissue to attempt to crush it? There went all that manliness you said you had, Ako-chan. :P
Hell yes I did. It wasn't about an "eew a bug" factor though, it's because putting stuff on top of bugs traps them easily and thus makes them easier to capture. War is not about who strikes the manlier pose. It's about who catches the other one first and flushes them down the toilet.

Also, this was stated in the first post so I question your reading comprehension!
The first post was like 5 days ago. I've slept since then, and I also don't memorize everything you say, Ako-chan (only the stuff I plan to use against you later). Plus, that was before you decided us girls gave up because we were in immense awe of the manliness of men, so.... It makes more sense for me to pick on you about it now. :P
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PhoenixTears wrote:
Akonyl wrote:
PhoenixTears wrote:
Akonyl wrote:
blurfbreg wrote: Oh yea! This is something I found out today!
When wasp (not bees) are crushed, they release a pheromone that let other wasps know that their poor friend was destroyed. And then, they'll all come to avenge for their fallen companion. So if you find a wasp (and not a bee), don't squish it.
I had forgotten this actually, though that wouldn't have made me handle the situation any differently had I remembered. I trust the tissue to at least contain some of the pheromone.

And nah, no goodbyes yet hopefully. Remember, I never actually succeeded in crushing it.
What, you used a tissue to attempt to crush it? There went all that manliness you said you had, Ako-chan. :P
Hell yes I did. It wasn't about an "eew a bug" factor though, it's because putting stuff on top of bugs traps them easily and thus makes them easier to capture. War is not about who strikes the manlier pose. It's about who catches the other one first and flushes them down the toilet.

Also, this was stated in the first post so I question your reading comprehension!
The first post was like 5 days ago. I've slept since then, and I also don't memorize everything you say, Ako-chan (only the stuff I plan to use against you later). Plus, that was before you decided us girls gave up because we were in immense awe of the manliness of men, so.... It makes more sense for me to pick on you about it now. :P
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So, soon the wasps will attack ako-chan? Seems like I need to prepare for battle *trains her steel punch on Akonyl*
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Kleene Onigiri wrote: So, soon the wasps will attack ako-chan? Seems like I need to prepare for battle *trains her steel punch on Akonyl*
a brilliant plan, if they find me pulverized, they'll turn back because I would be too easy of prey!
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