JDC's Appointment/Recruitment Thread

[Akonyl]

Maintenance and Utility Worker: xpon

yeah..... thanks!.. this is the second best position!
i'm going to ask for xcommando and ctu for their help.

with Maintenance job.. i can get into all facilities and have access to all bed room and toilet or shower + bathroom. and i already have order 24 wireless camera and  24 wireless mic.

yeah... we can see some good video tonight guys.....

Makes menatl note to self check for cameras and never get undressed, wait that won't work. Makes note to self check for cameras and never get undressed, but that won't work either. Tattos on hand: check for cameras and never get undressed.

watch out, if you tattoo yourself when you have memory loss, you'll end up trying to find the guy who killed your wife.

[ccppfan]

(but I'm left-handed D:)

Ohhhh moar members!!!! >:3 Aweshum!

[Girl19]

Oh, I'm responsible of the Cookie War Machine! I feel honored.
Good thing I've just bought tons of sugar and cacao sacks.
Who's gonna be my Official Cookie Taster? Ao-kun, are you interested?

[Tanner-kun]

THE PERSONS LISTED BELOW ARE IN NO WAY ASSOCIATED WITH JDC. IF PRETENDING OTHERWISE, PLEASE KILL THEM WITHOUT HESITATION.
Perverted Old Man: xpon

do i have permission to take this hit job, sir BK?

[blurfbreg]

Me too! I want to dominate Japan too!

I don't like killing though and I'm not a fan of using Pokemon (who only makes others faint and not die).

[c-square]

watch out, if you tattoo yourself when you have memory loss, you'll end up trying to find the guy who killed your wife.

... while time flows backwards.

[mangaluva]

Come to us, mind-slaves! MUAHAHAHAHA!

... I mean, the JDC appreciates easily manipulated bright young minds to aid our cause.

[Kleene Onigiri]

*applies* So, what position do I get?

[nomemory]

Me too! I want to dominate Japan too!

I don't like killing though and I'm not a fan of using Pokemon (who only makes others faint and not die).

Then isn't using pokemon a good idea since you dislike killing and they don't kill?

watch out, if you tattoo yourself when you have memory loss, you'll end up trying to find the guy who killed your wife.

... while time flows backwards.

I'm not following...

[Akonyl]

watch out, if you tattoo yourself when you have memory loss, you'll end up trying to find the guy who killed your wife.

... while time flows backwards.

I'm not following...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0209144/

also, e-highfive to c-square.

[Tanner-kun]

i would like to make a suggestion. we need someone who can help nomemory so she doesn't forget anything important. like refilling the fighter jets gas tank. 

[nomemory]

i would like to make a suggestion. we need someone who can help nomemory so she doesn't forget anything important. like refilling the fighter jets gas tank. 

I do have a notebook. I just need to find it.

[xpon]

*sneaking past the guard*

*enter the main changing room*

*put the camera in the top shelfs*

*put the mic in the locker #317 & #420*

*sneaked out again*

[Grawwbear]

*sneaking past the guard*

*enter the main changing room*

*put the camera in the top shelfs*

*put the mic in the locker #317 & #420*

*sneaked out again*

…As the Grawwbear awkwardly pushes itself into the changing room, it raises itself onto its plantigrade feet, its sensitive nose sniffing the air. It roared in delight—its hidden meal had not been eaten yet. Padding over to a set of lockers it rose up and poked its nose into locker 317—the bread locker. Opening its maw, it wolfed down its last partition of French and garlic bread; however it did not notice an odd device hidden within the loaves and happened to eat it in the process. The bear chewed, not being slightly worried, but wondered briefly at the texture of smooth carbohydrates and crunchy technology in its mouth. Perhaps the bread was becoming stale?

After swallowing its small portion of daily carbohydrates, it let out a groan, needing something to compliment its slightly dry snack. Its nose diverted its attention to locker 420, smelling something rather familiar— was it? …Yes, it was! It was pasta! And not just any pasta, but Fettuccini Alfredo, with bits of smoked salmon in it! It simply couldn’t resist eating it! The bear eagerly dug in to the wonderful meal without even trying to pull the plate out. It slurped the delicious treat whilst keeping its head not stuck in the small container by keeping one paw inside the locker. It didn’t notice the small crunch that came with destroyed technology such as a microphone, as the beast was too occupied with its favorite dish…

After licking its face clean of the contents the plate in the locker held it let out a loud and happy ‘GRAWW,' more than eager to let everyone know the bear had received a delicious meal. However, it still needed something else—a drink, to properly stuff down the food that it ate. The grawwbear rose once more, gazing at the top of the lockers, when it saw an innocent bottle of water that was right next to a camera the beast had never seen before. The ursine creature ignored the latter part as it swiftly reached for the bottled water, knocking the camera down (and probably smashing it) in the process. The bear held the bottle in its maw and waddled out of the changing room. Its ursine brethren were probably wondering where their commander went.

[xpon]

*Facepalms*
i forgot not only human live here... there is a WILD STUPID BEAR

*go to computer and open e-bay to order another set of wireless camera*