The poster above you's deepest darkest secret

[Akonyl]

lies, and most notably, slander.

commi-ninja, as opposed to what certain songs may suggest, does not "just wanna have fu-un".

[Commi-Ninja]

Akonyl wishes he was my partner in crime, and is thus jealous of conia (whom I robbed that bank with so long ago).

[Found]

Spoiler:

HOW DID YOU DO THAT D:

Actually, yeah, you're right. I thought I found it, which is why I asked Jd- for the name change, but turns out I was dead wrong. I'm keeping the name to remind myself of that mistake.

;_;

mangaluva can actually read minds.

[Tanner-kun]

found has a sister... but she is lost.

Is having an affair with Xcommando.

Spoiler:

Don't shoot me.

alicetama is jealous of Elika12's affair with Xcommando because she is secretly in love with him.  If Elika12 dies soon, you know who did it. 

another couple this is just great... hey wait ME!

[Conia]

xcommando is praying for ccppfan not to discover his affair with Elika12.

[Grawwbear]

Conia, true to his name, is actually a ConanxAi supporter.

[Tanner-kun]

rohoph likes to give red messages.

[Grawwbear]

Don't you know? Anything stated in red is the absolute truth.

Another reason why Xcom was gone was because he had to serve jail time. The crime? Stealing candy from a baby.

[Tanner-kun]

Rohoph called the cops on me, and that brat had it coming.

[kate_49]

Xcommando is not really a male

[Detective Prince]

No..no..kate doesn't believe this is hell at all!

[Commi-Ninja]

Detective Prince doesn't actually like the pairing of ShinichixSherry.  He just put that picture as his signature to throw everyone off.  He really likes the pairing of KogoroxSherry much more.

[PT]

And Commi only knows this because she started the KogoroxSherry fanclub.

[Commi-Ninja]

...of which PhoenixTears is the VP.

[kate_49]

commi-ninja is actually a male