The Official Cookie Thread

[mangaluva]

The RSPCA got him first. He's sitting in a little doghouse with blankets and proper food. You can't feed a dog on cookies forever, you know! *begins calling on backup to defend the precious doggies from the BlueK hit squad*

You gys are backed by the RCMP?

All the Queen's troops support each other.

[xpon]

attack!!!!!!!!!!

[sstimson]

attack!!!!!!!!!!

It might be better not to attack. After all who knows who is looking and You might need to practice not attacking(?) cats. Those look to me like cat cookies and it might be a trap.

[Girl19]

Miss Girl19. The typo was mine and it was in reference to this message

http://forums.dctp.ws/viewtopic.php?p=111139#p111139
then the puppy replied with

http://forums.dctp.ws/viewtopic.php?p=111145#p111145

It was because I mistyped his name after we cleared up another misunderstanding in a different thread

I then Fixed his name ( Again unfortunately you missed it ). Please do not be mad at the puppy. I will respect your wishes and not refer to him using your pet name. And if I find a way, I will try to get him to come back. ( might need to get a restraining order for that though. Know any good judges? ) Again please do not be cross with the puppy.

Fine, I forgive you and the puppy. And if you make him come back, I'll give you special cookies.

Girl19 gave me cookies.....

I'll give you more if you come back.
Don't open.. Tempting trap cookies:

Spoiler:

*spots something on the ground*
*that something is a shining dog collar*
*the writing looks like xon*
*puts it in a box for delivery to Girl19*

Thank you! xD

[Girl19]

What? You want me to get rid of it?

Why not? I hate sharing, so I ain't sharing you or your under-avatar-tag-line with a neko-chan.

Unfortunately, being tolerant is not really like me.

But, he's just a puppy. My puppy.. T_T

And what was that frown about?

You're making me sad with all your restrictions.. that's why.

We never set any rules, remember?

Fine, this is the first rule: Everything I own, you own. And vice versa.
Second rule: I don't share my husband with cats.
Third rule: Dogs are welcome in the house.
I'll think of the rest later.

[bluekaitou1412]

Why not? I hate sharing, so I ain't sharing you or your under-avatar-tag-line with a neko-chan.

Okay. I'll do it.
But at least I did include 19 under my avatar. Unlike you.

But, he's just a puppy. My puppy.. T_T

*sigh*

You're making me sad with all your restrictions.. that's why.

I don't like it either.

Fine, this is the first rule: Everything I own, you own. And vice versa.
Second rule: I don't share my husband with cats.
Third rule: Dogs are welcome in the house.
I'll think of the rest later.

The 2nd and 3rd rules are unfair. And you get to sleep with the dog?

Now, it's obvious that you love him more than you love me.

[Girl19]

Okay. I'll do it.
But at least I did include 19 under my avatar. Unlike you.

Wait, are you serious, you don't mind sharing my tag-line with Gin-sama?
I luv you, luv you, luv youuuuu!!!!!!!

*sigh*

So, is that a yes?

I don't like it either.

Then to hell restrictions! <_< *Brings 20 puppies home*

The 2nd and 3rd rules are unfair. And you get to sleep with the dog?

Now, it's obvious that you love him more than you love me.

Wait, he only sleeps next to me when he's sad, which means you should stop kicking him if you want him to sleep in his doghouse.
And silly, of course I love you more. I even love you more than Gin-sama, so don't worry. Oops, I shouldn't have said that, now you won't get jealous, ever. *Cries*

[sstimson]

Warning for puppy, Girl 19 and the RSCPA

Rumor has it that BlueK has made some cookies and is 'Offering' them in hopes that puppy will come home.
Below is a sample of what these cookies look like

Spoiler:

These cookies have chocolate chips in them. He might be trying to poison puppy.

a quote from http://www.dogownersdigest.com/news/library/chocolate-dog-poisoning.shtml:  

Once dogs have tasted chocolate, they want more.
And for dogs, that's a bad thing.
You might disagree, thinking back to a time when you noticed a dog enjoying a tidbit of chocolate with no deleterious effect.
Don't be fooled.

Again warning BlueK may have been seen with chocolate chips cookies. Please Make sure these go no where near puppy.

[mangaluva]

Subtle animal cruelty! I knew it! You're going DOWN, BlueKaitou!

[bluekaitou1412]

Wait, are you serious, you don't mind sharing my tag-line with Gin-sama?
I luv you, luv you, luv youuuuu!!!!!!!

Actually, I mind. Since you don't want sharing yours w/ a cat, I was thinking you'd do the same with me. But! A pairing is an exception. Especially when it has something to do with Sherry.

Spoiler: BIG SECRET

I love you too. *kisses Girl19*

So, is that a yes?

What can I do? I can't say no to you for a long time.

Then to hell restrictions! <_< *Brings 20 puppies home*

I'm okay with one kitty. You should do the same.

Wait, he only sleeps next to me when he's sad, which means you should stop kicking him if you want him to sleep in his doghouse.
And silly, of course I love you more. I even love you more than Gin-sama, so don't worry. Oops, I shouldn't have said that, now you won't get jealous, ever. *Cries*

You really mean that? *blushes furiously* And I love you more than Ai! (maybe just a li'l bit, but more all the same)

Subtle animal cruelty! I knew it! You're going DOWN, BlueKaitou!

You're accusing me of something I didn't do! I thought you're my friend mangaluva...

[sstimson]

Can not let threat die

After all need Cookies

* look sad Cookie Please? *

[ccppfan]

Can not let threat die

After all need Cookies

* look sad Cookie Please? *

No! (not rly)

[sstimson]

Ok you can have this

*offers a orange cookie *

[mangaluva]

Subtle animal cruelty! I knew it! You're going DOWN, BlueKaitou!

You're accusing me of something I didn't do! I thought you're my friend mangaluva...

Of course I am! I'm one of your bridesmaids, aren't I? Friends don't let friends become animal abusers.

[ccppfan]

Umm............ this thread has pretty much died..... not. *shotshot*