Today's Weird Stories...

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nomemory wrote: I got a piece of glass in my foot. Normally that would be a bad story but it is just plain weird. It was months since anyone last broke a glass object here and we have cleaned several times since then. But for some reason glass pieces always end up in my feet.
I've noticed that :-X
And yes it was months ago :o
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PhoenixTears wrote: So... two things today. Well, yesterday I guess. But if we ignore the fact that it's after midnight, then it counts. :P

1. Apparently there was a cat loose inside my work building today. :o I didn't actually see it, but I heard about it. And apparently it freaked a customer out (which, from the sounds of it, was hilarious). Dunno if they ever caught it.

2. A man went into the women's restroom. I would call this less 'weird' and more 'just plain creepy', except he didn't even seem to notice that it was the women's restroom... Apparently the sign by the doorway didn't clue him in, nor did the lack of urinals. And he seemed perfectly calm and normal when he walked out. o.O;
About the man in the women's restroom:  you forgot to mention that he carried a couple of boxes of ammunition in there with him (which he had evidently not paid for).  I think he may have been a bit senile.
.....No one was killed by any snipers in the vicinity, were they?
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My friend Christian kidnapped me twice today :o

First:
Me: *sitting at the third floor, listening to music*
Christian: Oi, Cissi! ;D You want to buy an apple today?
Me: I'm one SEK short... :(
Christian: You can borrow from me, let's go *takes my arm and drags me down to the second floor*
Me: o.O D:

Second:
Me: *sitting at at another place at the third floor, listening to music* Still 20 minutes until I need to leave :-\
Christian: Cissi! You're taking the train that leaves at 14.56 today, right? Or wait... I don't care about your respond, you're taking that train! You don't have anymore lessons, right?
Me: Um... No, I don't.. And I'm taking that train, yes..
Christian: Good, let's go! *takes my arm and drags me down to the second floor*
Me: ..... Again?! o.O But the train leaves first in 35 minutes, right? :-X
Christian: Well, yeah but... Gyah!
Some guy: *takes Christian's shirt and drags him down to the first floor and then outside*
Christian: *still holding my arm*
Some guy: *goes to some random person from school* You want to buy this shirt? You'll get Christian on the bargain, the girl he's holding too.
Me: What?! Image
Christian: Hey! >:( *let's go off my arm* Don't go sell Cissi just because you're selling my shirt! >:(
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KainTheVampire wrote: My friend Christian kidnapped me twice today :o

First:
Me: *sitting at the third floor, listening to music*
Christian: Oi, Cissi! ;D You want to buy an apple today?
Me: I'm one SEK short... :(
Christian: You can borrow from me, let's go *takes my arm and drags me down to the second floor*
Me: o.O D:

Second:
Me: *sitting at at another place at the third floor, listening to music* Still 20 minutes until I need to leave :-\
Christian: Cissi! You're taking the train that leaves at 14.56 today, right? Or wait... I don't care about your respond, you're taking that train! You don't have anymore lessons, right?
Me: Um... No, I don't.. And I'm taking that train, yes..
Christian: Good, let's go! *takes my arm and drags me down to the second floor*
Me: ..... Again?! o.O But the train leaves first in 35 minutes, right? :-X
Christian: Well, yeah but... Gyah!
Some guy: *takes Christian's shirt and drags him down to the first floor and then outside*
Christian: *still holding my arm*
Some guy: *goes to some random person from school* You want to buy this shirt? You'll get Christian on the bargain, the girl he's holding too.
Me: What?! Image
Christian: Hey! >:( *let's go off my arm* Don't go sell Cissi just because you're selling my shirt! >:(
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Edogawa4869 wrote: .....No one was killed by any snipers in the vicinity, were they?
If they were, it didn't happen before the store closed. :P
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ShiraKiryuu wrote: :o
It was... Very odd... o.O But my school is like that ^^''
Even though this is the first time I've been in a situation like that :-X
Normally I just watch :P Even though I'm used to getting kidnapped by Christian by now... It has happened 7 times since this summer :-X
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KainTheVampire wrote:
ShiraKiryuu wrote: :o
It was... Very odd... o.O But my school is like that ^^''
Even though this is the first time I've been in a situation like that :-X
Normally I just watch :P Even though I'm used to getting kidnapped by Christian by now... It has happened 7 times since this summer :-X
That's a very interesting life you have there. :-X
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ShiraKiryuu wrote: That's a very interesting life you have there. :-X
Indeed :-X ;D
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KainTheVampire wrote: My friend Christian kidnapped me twice today :o

First:
Me: *sitting at the third floor, listening to music*
Christian: Oi, Cissi! ;D You want to buy an apple today?
Me: I'm one SEK short... :(
Christian: You can borrow from me, let's go *takes my arm and drags me down to the second floor*
Me: o.O D:

Second:
Me: *sitting at at another place at the third floor, listening to music* Still 20 minutes until I need to leave :-\
Christian: Cissi! You're taking the train that leaves at 14.56 today, right? Or wait... I don't care about your respond, you're taking that train! You don't have anymore lessons, right?
Me: Um... No, I don't.. And I'm taking that train, yes..
Christian: Good, let's go! *takes my arm and drags me down to the second floor*
Me: ..... Again?! o.O But the train leaves first in 35 minutes, right? :-X
Christian: Well, yeah but... Gyah!
Some guy: *takes Christian's shirt and drags him down to the first floor and then outside*
Christian: *still holding my arm*
Some guy: *goes to some random person from school* You want to buy this shirt? You'll get Christian on the bargain, the girl he's holding too.
Me: What?! Image
Christian: Hey! >:( *let's go off my arm* Don't go sell Cissi just because you're selling my shirt! >:(
Xd Lol awwww. <33
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Sigh... It happened again

Me: *go on the train and looks around a little to see if there is any friends on it, without much hope since it was late, doesn't see anyone there and begins to search for them in the rest of the train*
Christian: Hey! >:( *stands up and grabs my arm* What is it with that ignoring attitude?! D: You're angry because I ignored you yesterday?
Me: No, I just didn't see you :-X
Christian: Good! *drags me to where he sat before* And stay there until it's time to get off!
Me: o.O *nods* :-X

Then we began talk like normally :D <33

Me: *gets done eating lunch, is about to go to where I usually sit during lunch*
Christian: No! You're coming with me! *pops up from nowhere*
Me: What the hell o.O
Christian: *takes my arm and drags med to the second floor*
Me: *sighs, follows*

Me: Ah, finally time to go home *sighs in a relief*
Christian: Let's go the train! ;D *takes my arm arm drags me away*
Me: Image Where did he come from?!
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KainTheVampire wrote: Sigh... It happened again

Me: *go on the train and looks around a little to see if there is any friends on it, without much hope since it was late, doesn't see anyone there and begins to search for them in the rest of the train*
Christian: Hey! >:( *stands up and grabs my arm* What is it with that ignoring attitude?! D: You're angry because I ignored you yesterday?
Me: No, I just didn't see you :-X
Christian: Good! *drags me to where he sat before* And stay there until it's time to get off!
Me: o.O *nods* :-X

Then we began talk like normally :D <33

Me: *gets done eating lunch, is about to go to where I usually sit during lunch*
Christian: No! You're coming with me! *pops up from nowhere*
Me: What the hell o.O
Christian: *takes my arm and drags med to the second floor*
Me: *sighs, follows*

Me: Ah, finally time to go home *sighs in a relief*
Christian: Let's go the train! ;D *takes my arm arm drags me away*
Me: Image Where did he come from?!
You still have both of your arms? That's impressive :P
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Callid wrote: You still have both of your arms? That's impressive :P
Hm? You mean because I get kidnapped so much or because people on the forum likes to cut them off? ???
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KainTheVampire wrote:
Callid wrote: You still have both of your arms? That's impressive :P
Hm? You mean because I get kidnapped so much or because people on the forum likes to cut them off? ???
Because you're always dragged at them ;)
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Callid wrote: Because you're always dragged at them ;)
Ah :P
Well I guess it's because I'm so awesome >:D
... It's really beginning to become a normal part of my life o.O Is it normal to be kidnapped? ???
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KainTheVampire wrote:
Callid wrote: Because you're always dragged at them ;)
Ah :P
Well I guess it's because I'm so awesome >:D
... It's really beginning to become a normal part of my life o.O Is it normal to be kidnapped? ???
To you, it looks very normal. :P
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