Abs.

[Akonyl]

If it is a footyball team youse wants, it is a footyball team youse shall gets!  Abs. always strives to please.

Do not believe the lying words of the man that has broken your heart.

Says the man who paid off an inspector so that his factory could pass health+safety inspections.

Is this the baby-making factory? Because I, for one, am shocked that such a wholesome industry should come under suspicion.

I know, right? Didn't you see the articles about it? There was a semi-big scandal over it a bit ago.

Don't mind Akonyl.  He wants to make babies with the Abs. as well, but just doesn't want to admit it openly. 

Your usage of ad hominem attacks in an attempt to slander me would make Gin proud... if you weren't Gin already.

[Abs.]

Don't mind Akonyl.  He wants to make babies with the Abs. as well, but just doesn't want to admit it openly.   :-*

Your usage of ad hominem attacks in an attempt to slander me would make Gin proud... if you weren't Gin already.

You're weakening, Akonyl.  You seem to be straying from your original stated purpose of "NO MAKING BABIES WITH THE ABS.!" to "Abs. is HOTTTTTTTTTTTT *drool*  "

[Akonyl]

Don't mind Akonyl.  He wants to make babies with the Abs. as well, but just doesn't want to admit it openly.   :-*

Your usage of ad hominem attacks in an attempt to slander me would make Gin proud... if you weren't Gin already.

You're weakening, Akonyl.  You seem to be straying from your original stated purpose of "NO MAKING BABIES WITH THE ABS.!" to "Abs. is HOTTTTTTTTTTTT *drool*  "

you live in a very odd world. But, I guess that's to be expected from a guy who owns a baby-making factory.

[Tanner-kun]

WTH 6 baby abs! how forces baby's to lift weights.  (bad pun)

[Abs.]

WTH 6 baby abs! how forces baby's to lift weights.  (bad pun)

I'm as baffled as you are.

Wait, take that back.  I'm even more baffled at your bad pun.

[PT]

Don't mind Akonyl.  He wants to make babies with the Abs. as well, but just doesn't want to admit it openly. 

Your usage of ad hominem attacks in an attempt to slander me would make Gin proud... if you weren't Gin already.

You're weakening, Akonyl.  You seem to be straying from your original stated purpose of "NO MAKING BABIES WITH THE ABS.!" to "Abs. is HOTTTTTTTTTTTT *drool*  "

you live in a very odd world. But, I guess that's to be expected from a guy who owns a baby-making factory.

Because I consider myself a morally good person (mostly), I feel like I should be disgusted at the idea of a baby-making factory, but mostly I'm just intrigued. Baby Abs.es? Can I do experiments on them?

Also: does this mean Akonyl and Kleene are going to fight over Abs. now?

[Abs.]

Because I consider myself a morally good person (mostly), I feel like I should be disgusted at the idea of a baby-making factory, but mostly I'm just intrigued. Baby Abs.es? Can I do experiments on them?

I can allow you to do experiments on your Baby Abs.(TM).  I suppose it's the least I could do.

Also: does this mean Akonyl and Kleene are going to fight over Abs. now?

Bring it on, I say!

[PT]

Because I consider myself a morally good person (mostly), I feel like I should be disgusted at the idea of a baby-making factory, but mostly I'm just intrigued. Baby Abs.es? Can I do experiments on them?

I can allow you to do experiments on your Baby Abs.(TM).  I suppose it's the least I could do.

Also: does this mean Akonyl and Kleene are going to fight over Abs. now?

Bring it on, I say!

But I didn't choose the "I want to make babies with Abs." option, so I have no babies to experiment on. Is anybody willing to let me use their Baby Abs.?

[Kleene Onigiri]

Because I consider myself a morally good person (mostly), I feel like I should be disgusted at the idea of a baby-making factory, but mostly I'm just intrigued. Baby Abs.es? Can I do experiments on them?

I can allow you to do experiments on your Baby Abs.(TM).  I suppose it's the least I could do.

Also: does this mean Akonyl and Kleene are going to fight over Abs. now?

Bring it on, I say!

We just make it like a wise king once said. We'll cut Abs. into 2 halfs. So Akonyl and I will get one part each. But actually, since 6 people voted for "Making Babies with abs." we need to cut him into 6 pieces.

So, where is the chainsaw?

[mangaluva]

Because I consider myself a morally good person (mostly), I feel like I should be disgusted at the idea of a baby-making factory, but mostly I'm just intrigued. Baby Abs.es? Can I do experiments on them?

I can allow you to do experiments on your Baby Abs.(TM).  I suppose it's the least I could do.

Also: does this mean Akonyl and Kleene are going to fight over Abs. now?

Bring it on, I say!

We just make it like a wise king once said. We'll cut Abs. into 2 halfs. So Akonyl and I will get one part each. But actually, since 6 people voted for "Making Babies with abs." we need to cut him into 6 pieces.

So, where is the chainsaw?

Wait! There's an easy system here. We each get him one day of the week- the 6 harem members and Akonyl who doesn't want to admit it.

[Abs.]

Also: does this mean Akonyl and Kleene are going to fight over Abs. now?

Bring it on, I say!

We just make it like a wise king once said. We'll cut Abs. into 2 halfs. So Akonyl and I will get one part each. But actually, since 6 people voted for "Making Babies with abs." we need to cut him into 6 pieces.

So, where is the chainsaw?

Wait! There's an easy system here. We each get him one day of the week- the 6 harem members and Akonyl who doesn't want to admit it.

I must admit I like mangaluva's idea a lot better.

But oh wise mangaluva...  What happens when the numbers get more complicated?

[mangaluva]

Also: does this mean Akonyl and Kleene are going to fight over Abs. now?

Bring it on, I say!

We just make it like a wise king once said. We'll cut Abs. into 2 halfs. So Akonyl and I will get one part each. But actually, since 6 people voted for "Making Babies with abs." we need to cut him into 6 pieces.

So, where is the chainsaw?

Wait! There's an easy system here. We each get him one day of the week- the 6 harem members and Akonyl who doesn't want to admit it.

I must admit I like mangaluva's idea a lot better.

But oh wise mangaluva...  What happens when the numbers get more complicated?

Well by that point the JDC will hopefully have dominated the globe, and will install a new timekeeping system based around the needs of Abs' harem. Simples! XD

[Kleene Onigiri]

With 12 votes there can be a month system ;p

Why don't you like my idea?

[bluekaitou1412]

With 12 votes there can be a month system ;p

Why don't you like my idea?

Because obviously you're plotting something so that you can have Abs all by yourself.

[Kleene Onigiri]

With 12 votes there can be a month system ;p

Why don't you like my idea?

Because obviously you're plotting something so that you can have Abs all by yourself.

Don't spread rumors! :x