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I think I nearly dislocated my shoulder trying to clean my back, and there's still a bloody handprint and the shadowy outline of the eyes between my shoulders.
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mangaluva wrote: I think I nearly dislocated my shoulder trying to clean my back, and there's still a bloody handprint and the shadowy outline of the eyes between my shoulders.
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mangaluva wrote: I think I nearly dislocated my shoulder trying to clean my back, and there's still a bloody handprint and the shadowy outline of the eyes between my shoulders.
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Was minding my own business doing some grocery shopping when I without warning felt the worst pain I've felt in a long time. Felt like I was repeatedly kicked in the stomach with intense cramps reaching from the middle of my thighs to a bit above my navel. All I wanted to do was crawl into foetal position and cry, either that or simply die, though when I started to see black dots I thought fainting would be pretty nice too. And I couldn't move, at all, it just hurt too much. It still hurts, not that badly though, thankfully. I just love getting my period some days.
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nomemory wrote: Was minding my own business doing some grocery shopping when I without warning felt the worst pain I've felt in a long time. Felt like I was repeatedly kicked in the stomach with intense cramps reaching from the middle of my thighs to a bit above my navel. All I wanted to do was crawl into foetal position and cry, either that or simply die, though when I started to see black dots I thought fainting would be pretty nice too. And I couldn't move, at all, it just hurt too much. It still hurts, not that badly though, thankfully. I just love getting my period some days.
*hugs* I just baked brownies. Will they help?
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Went to dinner with a lot of other co-ops.  Some of these people, were really weird.  *Sigh.  I'm not the type of person that finds making friends is hard usually...but seriously, I feel like the full-time employees I work with are cooler and funner to hang out and be with.

This one guy from Wisconsin is so out of sync with common sense and just acts like a total oddball.  My cubemate, while a nice person, is like the typical anti-social skinny nerdy ginger guy - except super Texan - he lives on a damn ranch.  And he complains about outsiders coming in and "messing up Texas". -.- He was annoyed that people don't give him a wave when hes driving in a small town.  Coming from a big city area, I feel like that was one of the most idiotic statements ever.  

Plus to top it all of, out of the maybe 40 or so co-ops..its about roughly 98% guys...guess we are talking about nanotechnology and football forever.

Definitely missing my friends from college right now.
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mangaluva wrote:
nomemory wrote: Was minding my own business doing some grocery shopping when I without warning felt the worst pain I've felt in a long time. Felt like I was repeatedly kicked in the stomach with intense cramps reaching from the middle of my thighs to a bit above my navel. All I wanted to do was crawl into foetal position and cry, either that or simply die, though when I started to see black dots I thought fainting would be pretty nice too. And I couldn't move, at all, it just hurt too much. It still hurts, not that badly though, thankfully. I just love getting my period some days.
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Wouldn't help against that type, but for the type I am experiencing now it would :) Vielen Dank <3
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I've been bottling up pain, hatred, and malice for 19 years, dunno how much more I can take
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Parkur wrote: I've been bottling up pain, hatred, and malice for 19 years, dunno how much more I can take
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Don't bottle. Psychologically unhealthy. Got any sort of outlet? Sports, paintballing, hell, you're in America, you could probably hit up a genuine shooting range. Or just have an absolute rant to anyone about anything.

But bottling is bad :(
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mangaluva wrote:
Parkur wrote: I've been bottling up pain, hatred, and malice for 19 years, dunno how much more I can take
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Don't bottle. Psychologically unhealthy. Got any sort of outlet? Sports, paintballing, hell, you're in America, you could probably hit up a genuine shooting range. Or just have an absolute rant to anyone about anything.

But bottling is bad :(
^ all good ideas.

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Mom thinks I'm greedy for not giving nom one of my three pancakes that I'm going to eat as dinner :| Seriously, I'm not going to eat two pancakes as my dinner, I'm not greedy DX
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Because she didn't know that was your plan. Please listen. End of discussion.
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I wrote that before I talked to you
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Felt crummy all day. :/ I need this to stop.
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Well, you know it's really bad when the person everyone calls a slob thinks the place is filthy :| Welcome home Hayley.
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