Today's Bad Stories !

[mangaluva]

I finished reading World War Z last night.

Me: *drifting off to sleep*
Grandma's crummy heating: *moans*
Me: OMG ZOMBIES! Wait... they don't exist... *drifts off to sleep*
Grandma's crummy heating: *moans*
Me: OMG ZOMBIES! Wait... they don't exist... *drifts off to sleep*
Grandma's crummy heating: *moans*
Me: OMG ZOMBIES! etc (repeat ad infinatum)

I didn't sleep very well last night.

[nomemory]

Crap, crap and double crap. I am not sure why as of yet but one of the freezers is off and the smell is just the worst ever. I think I need to throw up.

Edit: It smells so bad.. How am I supposed to clean that out

[KainTheVampire]

Crap, crap and double crap. I am not sure why as of yet but one of the freezers is off and the smell is just the worst ever. I think I need to throw up.

Edit: It smells so bad.. How am I supposed to clean that out

Good luck
Which one of them is it?

[Akonyl]

Crap, crap and double crap. I am not sure why as of yet but one of the freezers is off and the smell is just the worst ever. I think I need to throw up.

Edit: It smells so bad.. How am I supposed to clean that out

deep breath, hold it and then open the freezer, dump some contents into a trash bag, tie it up and then run away to breathe for a bit and repeat

[nomemory]

Crap, crap and double crap. I am not sure why as of yet but one of the freezers is off and the smell is just the worst ever. I think I need to throw up.

Edit: It smells so bad.. How am I supposed to clean that out

deep breath, hold it and then open the freezer, dump some contents into a trash bag, tie it up and then run away to breathe for a bit and repeat

Do you have any idea of how big that freezer is? And once I opened it the entire apartment started smelling and it is awful, just sitting here makes me ill but going near the freezer.. That is.. *dies*

@Kain: The big one.

[KangarooGirl]

Crap, crap and double crap. I am not sure why as of yet but one of the freezers is off and the smell is just the worst ever. I think I need to throw up.

Edit: It smells so bad.. How am I supposed to clean that out

Good luck

^ D:
My advice is noseplugs/mask? *has never had anything like that happen before D:*

[nomemory]

Crap, crap and double crap. I am not sure why as of yet but one of the freezers is off and the smell is just the worst ever. I think I need to throw up.

Edit: It smells so bad.. How am I supposed to clean that out

Good luck

^ D:
My advice is noseplugs/mask? *has never had anything like that happen before D:*

I've put out bowls of vinegar all over the place, hopefully it will help. But I fear there will be throwing up before I am done. And I don't have any of those, gonna put a scarf over my face though. But I am a bit scared about what crazy diseases might be in that freezer, when this happened at school we had a week off so that they could decontaminate the place.

[KainTheVampire]

@Kain: The big one.

The one in mom's room? Yeah, we've had problems with that one before

[redangelran]

Back hurts!
LOL, I'm starting to feel old XD

[mangaluva]

Mom, I'm really glad you found my line about "obey her, she has the blue rubber gloves of authority" so hysterically funny. Anything would be after that flight. But I wish you'd been able to keep it down. It just made Blueglove glare at us and run by laptop and bags back and forth through the x-ray fifteen times. It's a minor miracle my hard drive is okay after that.

[nomemory]

I've been scrubbing that stupid freezer (grossest thing of the year btw) for ages but I can still smell it. I still smell like it. I've taken like a thousand showers and cleaned everything from top to bottom but.. It is still there. I was also about to throw up like a million times but that wasn't the worst. Almost fainted several times, since my blood pressure isn't very good with having to bend up and down all the time. And now my back hurts and I am still not sure if it actually smells or if it's just me being crazy. This was even worse than when the fridge was moldy, I'll never be able to eat again. Or well, I'll have to this weekend or I'd be rude to my grandparents

[KainTheVampire]

Well smell does tend to stay for awhile
Open the thing over the window while you're away so you can try to get the smell out without having to worry about snow or rain coming into the apartment?

[nomemory]

Well smell does tend to stay for awhile
Open the thing over the window while you're away so you can try to get the smell out without having to worry about snow or rain coming into the apartment?

You don't think I've opened everything that can be opened? I'm literally freezing my ass off, but I'll take that as long as the smell goes away. But it doesn't D:

[KainTheVampire]

Well smell does tend to stay for awhile
Open the thing over the window while you're away so you can try to get the smell out without having to worry about snow or rain coming into the apartment?

You don't think I've opened everything that can be opened? I'm literally freezing my ass off, but I'll take that as long as the smell goes away. But it doesn't D:

Um.. You've probably taken it already but you can take my blanket ^^'

[nomemory]

Um.. You've probably taken it already but you can take my blanket ^^'

[me=nomemory]has totally not taken all the blankets in the apartment [/me]