DCTP Shorts: A Collection of Timeless Random Stories

[ProfParanoia]

Okay EVERYONE RUN FROM PT'S KISS!!!

Why wouldn't we? She's a girl and thus has cooties.

[PT]

What, you don't believe me? D:

It's a paradox! >.<

Did I say I didn't?

You're horribly confused. Again.

Why wouldn't we? She's a girl and thus has cooties.

I'm guessing that means you never kissed pofa then?

[Vylash]

Why wouldn't we? She's a girl and thus has cooties.

I'm guessing that means you never kissed pofa then?

Everybody's kissed pofa

[bluekaitou1412]

Okay then, Kiss of Blue!

I'm horrible awesome? Thank you

[ProfParanoia]

Why wouldn't we? She's a girl and thus has cooties.

I'm guessing that means you never kissed pofa then?

Pofa's a girl?! *sands tongue*

[PT]

Okay then, Kiss of Blue!

I'm horrible awesome? Thank you

Kiss of Blue? Is that the name of your kiss then?

You're horrible and awesome, I'll give you that.

[ProfParanoia]

Okay then, Kiss of Blue!

Is that like a kiss after drinking a blue slushie?

[bluekaitou1412]

...

I meant horribly awesome Damn paradox typos

@Prof: A kiss after drinking club soda

[PT]

I knew what you meant. And I stand by what I said.

[ProfParanoia]

Why wouldn't we? She's a girl and thus has cooties.

I'm guessing that means you never kissed pofa then?

Everybody's kissed pofa

Where did you find those tapes?

[bluekaitou1412]

Okay then I'm horribly awesome

[PT]

No, no, no. Horrible and awesome.

[ProfParanoia]

You know, we could solve this whole thing is we took out the "awesome".

[PT]

I didn't put awesome in there in the first place.

[Vylash]

No, no, no. Horrible and creepy.

Fixed