DCTP Shorts: A Collection of Timeless Random Stories

[PT]

[bluekaitou1412]

PT! PT kissing in my thread D:

[nomemory]

What is wrong with that? PT is a good kisser

[bluekaitou1412]

I know that-- oh shi--

[nomemory]

BK asked me to post it here so...

Spoiler:

As the heroes approached the sinister looking creepy big castle house fancy extremely tiny apartment, they once again wondered why they were there. To fight evil? Nope, some members of the group were pretty evil evilness incorporated. To rescue a princess? Nope, she was with them. To demand lower taxes? Nah, the taxes were actually pretty decent and there was free health and dental care, not to mention that the tax office was in the other end of town. To steal some loot? Looking at the place, no, just no. So what was their purpose? A group of four, no five, no make that seven, no nine, eight? persons with 30 kilos of coffee, what was their purpose before the tiny flat?

As they stood there the fancy dressed beautiful woman said:
    "So why are we here again? This is such a waste of time and my feet hurts from all that walking. I need new shoes." As Yurikochan talked she looked at the surroundings with disgust written all over her face. "Look, there are animals here, that is so gross." The rest of the group sighed and the person who strongly resembled a great sushi roll said:
    "What walking? We took a cab. Anyway we are here to... Why are we here again?" Kleene Onigiri turned towards the green birdbar, no that doesn't make sense, the green bird and the red bar. No, the red bird and the green bar and said:
    "We have to have a reason for coming here, right?" Before the Akonyl and PhoenixTears had any time to answer a greedy looking samurai cut in:
    "Something feels wrong. My ninja senses are tingling." The AkoPT looked just as confused as Commi-Ninja when they said:
    "Ninja senses? You are a samurai, don't you guys hate ninjas."
    "We do hate them with all our heart, I hate them more than I love money and that is saying a lot."
    "Then why did you say.. Never mind. Back to buisne..." They were cut off by the spoiled young lady:
    "Do you guys know what was the worst with going here? All the stairs, I am getting blisters all over my feet, and my clothes smell like poor people."
    "There are no stairs. The building is standing directly on the ground." The chubby guy said as he surveyed the surroundings.
    "What would you know about that? You haven't even had a girlfriend yet. Or boyfriend or anything for that matter."
    "I am waiting for the One for me. I only want to have one love in my entire life." Abs. said as he looked into a distant future.
    "That is so silly. It is better to have a whole harem." The obvious guy spoke up, it was clear that this was something Conia strongly believed in, clearly it was his only passion in life.
    "But how will you keep track of them all? Stalk them?"
    "That would be creepy."
    "Shut up you two, you are making Hime-sama cry. Why are you crying?" Kleene said that as she turned to Yuriko who had tears running down her cheeks. At Kleenes question she shook her head, dried her tears and spoke up:
    "I got something in my eye. Probably mascara, yeah that is what happens if you only have three hours to fix your make-up." Even if she sounded like her normal spoiled self there was an undertone of sadness lingering in her voice. But, they all felt that way so no one questioned her words. An awkward silence followed for a while until a foxy looking man broke the silence:
    "We all feel there is something wrong. I for one feel that both me and you guys are wrong. Anyway, perhaps you are just dehydrated, Hime. Here have some water." Dus held out a bottle of water towards her.
    "Water? That won't do, here have some beer." Akonyl started to take one out, but the bag was taken from him by Dus. After Dus had searched trough he bag he said:
    "What is all this, it is all alcoholic drinks, beer, whisky.. I am pouring this out, it is not good for you and it tastes like shit." As Dus poured the whisky and beer on the ground he sobbed like a child. As the rest of the group stared at him he carefully put the bottles in recycling bin that was close by. "We don't want to have trash lying around do we?  Well all that pouring made me thirsty, time for some tasty water." He opened a bottle of water, took a sip, looked at the bottle and violently tossed it into the wall. He turned to his shocked spectators:
    "It tasted weird, okay. Probably the fault of the stench from your stupid and gross, yet so delicious, beer."
    "We need to get back to businesses. First question: Where are we?"
    "How am I supposed to know?" Conia said as he tried to make a move on Kleene. She on the other hand did not seem to appreciate it but as she clenched her fist she said:
    "Violence is always wrong, violence is always wrong, violence is always wrong.." Commi who was currently reading the sign on the apartment door said:
    "We are outside Senile Amnesiac Onions door, although that text has mostly faded away together with a lot of names, nom, nommers, onion-tan, memo, the most eligible name is nomemory."
    "That doesn't sound like names. Perhaps poor people names but... Oh yeah, I forgot where we are." Yuriko said as she inspected her nails. Meanwhile Abs. was inspecting the coffee sacks:
    "And what is with these piles of coffee?"
    "According to my info nomemory only drinks tea, so the coffee makes no sense what so ever. I also think that... Better double check this in my files..." Conia said as he was searching trough his pockets.
    "Are you looking for these?" Yuriko held a huge bunch of slightly burned papers.
    "Yeah, were did you...?"
    "I... I don't remember..." The whole group looked at the bunch of papers named: 'Conias stalking files, volume 67: Nomemory - Onion'. After having read through them, they all started to talk.
    "So this is her fault?"
    "She causes amnesia?"
    "We should sneak into her apartment and..."
    "Perhaps a visit to the basement..."
    "And into her bed where we should make sweet lo.."
    "She is part of an organisation called CCP, sounds evil."
    "No, we should nail her to the wall with shurikens."
    "If we punch her hard enough..."
    "I say we burgl her."
    "No punching!"
    "I have experimented on her?"
    "I love nom!" As that was shouted in the middle of all the noise it became dead silent. The two persons known as Callid had finally spoken up.
    "We should stick to the original plan. As much is it pains me it is the best solution. We do want our memories back right?
      Speak for yourself I have mine intact.
      No you don't.
      How could you say that?
      Because we are two persons. Ratio vincit omnia should explain it.
      Don't you mean amor vincit omnia?
      No, it is our intelligence that made this possible.
      What? Clearly it is the love that we feel..
      You and your feelings.
      Yeah? You and your go-stone for a heart..." As the two Callids argued the other members of the group started to make preparations for their respective plans. Nope, I won't say what preparations they made, certain things are better left untold :V
    "Stop that you guys. Lets listen to what he has to say. Clearly he is of royal blood and therefore he must be smart." Yuriko looked at one Callid admiringly as the other Callid face-palmed.
    "The plan is as follows: We will force-feed her coffee until the caffeine makes here so hyper her amnesiac grasp over us will temporarily disperse. When it does we should all try to make a remedy for curing her and us. Until we do so we shall continue to feed her coffee so that our memories won't disappear in the middle. Any questions?" PT raised her hand.
    "Why is Chubby called Chubby? He looks so hot."
    "I am not sure.." Abs. looked at himself. "Now that you mention it I am not fat, nor chubby."
    "We should get back to the plan now." Dus said.
    "One more question." Kleene said. "Why do you remember this 'plan'?" She said as she looked at one of the Callids.
    "Probably because I am two people, one remembers one thing and the other remembers an other thing.
      Yeah, while you were wasting time we discussed what we remembered and between the both of us we managed to remember most things, including how this all started.
      So no more experimenting on noms memory, PT.
    "I am done with capturing nomemory, you guys." Commi said to them through the window. "And the coffee is done too."
    "That doesn't seem very samuraiish of you Commi." Dus said.
    "Hi, guys." The onion lied tied on the bed. "What do you want?"
    "We want our memories back." Yuriko said as she looked at all the tea stored in the apartment.
    "Ah those, I don't have them. I am sorry. But being an amnesiac isn't bad you know. I miss it."
    "What do you mean you don't have them? I need them to remember my royal heritage. And you miss being like this?"
    "I see, it seems like you don't remember any of the things that matter. But surely it is there somewhere, deep inside."
    "We're sorry, nom." Callid began to raise the cup of coffee against nomemories lips.
    "Coffee? I don't want to!"
    "It is for all our sake, sorry.."
    "NOOOOOOO!" Nomemory screamed and sat up in her bed, as she looked through the apartment for any signs of the horrible dream it was only a dream right? She noticed the kettle with tea that always was ready for drinking standing on the table, as she took the first sip the memories started to fade. By the second sip everything was blurry and at the third she had forgotten everything.
    "Ahhh.. Tea~"


Tea End :V

[Yurikochan]

@nomemory: <3s  (wait we're sisters now, *pulls hair* )

[bluekaitou1412]

Linked the other stories on first post

[nomemory]

@nomemory: <3s  (wait we're sisters now, *pulls hair* )

Unless you adopt me as such we are not.

[Yurikochan]

@nomemory: <3s  (wait we're sisters now, *pulls hair* )

Unless you adopt me as such we are not.

I'm Ao's imouto though! And I thought you were his sister too!

[nomemory]

I'm Ao's imouto though! And I thought you were his sister too!

To lessen confusion I am only sisters with Kain, and bk that has adopted me and Shin that has also adopted me.

[Yurikochan]

I'm Ao's imouto though! And I thought you were his sister too!

To lessen confusion I am only sisters with Kain, and bk that has adopted me and Shin that has also adopted me.

*adopts nom*

[nomemory]

*adopts nom*

Yuriko nee-chan <3 *hugs*

[Yurikochan]

*adopts nom*

Yuriko nee-chan <3 *hugs*

nom nom nee-chan! <3 <3 <3 *hugs back* Did they adopt Kain too, cause I'll adopt her.

[nomemory]

nom nom nee-chan! <3 <3 <3 *hugs back* Did they adopt Kain too, cause I'll adopt her.

They did not afaik.
I can't be your nee-chan Because that is big sister, right?

[Yurikochan]

nom nom nee-chan! <3 <3 <3 *hugs back* Did they adopt Kain too, cause I'll adopt her.

They did not afaik.
I can't be your nee-chan Because that is big sister, right?

I'm nii-san's imouto even though I'm older than him. You can be onion-imouto. I'll ask Kain, but I like her being my Sonoko.