DCTP Shorts: A Collection of Timeless Random Stories

[Yurikochan]

Don't do it! I will miss you...

You're the only one. Eve and Ako-chan just want to take bets about how long my death will last!

Who would I girl talk with!  :o *clings to PT* Don't burn up again! Think about the people who love you!

[Akonyl]

You guys are so mean, betting over stuff like that.

You don't really care that I suicided twice today, do you?

I mean, this doesn't really surprise me outta Eve. She's evil after all.

But I thought you were different, Ako-chan!!!



....should I even bother suiciding this time?

of course I care! Do you know how much money was riding on that?

But really, I'm just betting on your death because I figured you wouldn't like it. Don't like it? Stop killing yourself, it's that simple.

I'm doin you a favor, geez.

[Shin101]

Sorry again ^^;

If it will make you better that xp-hoenix story was only 2 paragraphs.

Hmmm... can you accidentally send them to me? or am I only allowed one sentence or two per day

Darn... if I wasn't such a pushover I wouldn't have it your way.

[Akonyl]

Sorry again ^^;

If it will make you better that xp-hoenix story was only 2 paragraphs.

Hmmm... can you accidentally send them to me? or am I only allowed one sentence or two per day

Darn... if I wasn't such a pushover I wouldn't have it your way.

but you were given orders by your brother, do you really want to disrespect his work by breaking the rules he set forth!?

[Shin101]

but you were given orders by your brother, do you really want to disrespect his work by breaking the rules he set forth!?

No, I meant... earlier, when I posted that one bit.

[Akonyl]

but you were given orders by your brother, do you really want to disrespect his work by breaking the rules he set forth!?

No, I meant... earlier, when I posted that one bit.

ah, here I was thinking you were sending eve the whole unfinished story, and I woulda been like !

[PT]

of course I care! Do you know how much money was riding on that?

But really, I'm just betting on your death because I figured you wouldn't like it. Don't like it? Stop killing yourself, it's that simple.

I'm doin you a favor, geez.

You're not "doing me a favor", you're mocking me!

And you're one of the ones that wanted the xp-hoenix thing in the first place! Don't think I've forgotten about that!

Who would I girl talk with!  :o *clings to PT* Don't burn up again! Think about the people who love you!

I'm sorry, Yuriko. It's just... it hurts too much to think of how they're enjoying my suffering, and how people may believe I could ever actually love xpon. I can't. Not when my heart belongs to... the harem.

It's lies...

It's all lies....

[Shin101]

but you were given orders by your brother, do you really want to disrespect his work by breaking the rules he set forth!?

No, I meant... earlier, when I posted that one bit.

ah, here I was thinking you were sending eve the whole unfinished story, and I woulda been like !

No, no! I'm not that bad of a girl... besides, I chose the lesser of two evils (referring to the one I posted, there was one bit that was much much more evil).

[Akonyl]

You're not "doing me a favor", you're mocking me!

And you're one of the ones that wanted the xp-hoenix thing in the first place! Don't think I've forgotten about that!

I'm giving you a reason to not kill yourself, and you get all sad? Last I checked, you didn't like killing yourself.

as for me wanting xphoenix, it's fiction! It's not like you're *actually* xpon's lover now. I hope.

No, no! I'm not that bad of a girl... besides, I chose the lesser of two evils (referring to the one I posted, there was one bit that was much much more evil).

Uuuuuuh ooooooh

[PT]

I'm giving you a reason to not kill yourself, and you get all sad? Last I checked, you didn't like killing yourself.

as for me wanting xphoenix, it's fiction! It's not like you're *actually* xpon's lover now. I hope.

"Don't kill yourself because continuing to live will ruins Ako-chan's betting pool." Yeah, cause that sounds like a good reason to keep living. (Though, not gonna lie, it's tempting to continue living just to screw up your plans. ) But in the end, you get to count this as your doing anyway! "Yep, I'm the one that gave PT a reason to keep on living! I'm such a hero!"

So, either way, I lose.

And there's no chance of that ever becoming a reality. *shudder*

(Besides, I'm 7 years outside his target age range, anyway. )

[Akonyl]

I'm giving you a reason to not kill yourself, and you get all sad? Last I checked, you didn't like killing yourself.

as for me wanting xphoenix, it's fiction! It's not like you're *actually* xpon's lover now. I hope.

"Don't kill yourself because continuing to live will ruins Ako-chan's betting pool." Yeah, cause that sounds like a good reason to keep living. (Though, not gonna lie, it's tempting to continue living just to screw up your plans. ) But in the end, you get to count this as your doing anyway! "Yep, I'm the one that gave PT a reason to keep on living! I'm such a hero!"

So, either way, I lose.

And there's no chance of that ever becoming a reality. *shudder*

(Besides, I'm 7 years outside his target age range, anyway. )

PT, you have my word that I'll never count it as my doing except for the sole purpose of stopping you from killing yourself. That is, until you kill yourself, then I can bring it up. There's another incentive!

next story: PhoenixTears's experiments with APTX backfire!

[PT]

I'm giving you a reason to not kill yourself, and you get all sad? Last I checked, you didn't like killing yourself.

as for me wanting xphoenix, it's fiction! It's not like you're *actually* xpon's lover now. I hope.

"Don't kill yourself because continuing to live will ruins Ako-chan's betting pool." Yeah, cause that sounds like a good reason to keep living. (Though, not gonna lie, it's tempting to continue living just to screw up your plans. ) But in the end, you get to count this as your doing anyway! "Yep, I'm the one that gave PT a reason to keep on living! I'm such a hero!"

So, either way, I lose.

And there's no chance of that ever becoming a reality. *shudder*

(Besides, I'm 7 years outside his target age range, anyway. )

PT, you have my word that I'll never count it as my doing except for the sole purpose of stopping you from killing yourself. That is, until you kill yourself, then I can bring it up. There's another incentive!

next story: PhoenixTears's experiments with APTX backfire!

Sorry, I don't trust the words of the one who was taking bets on how long my death would last. (Don't think I don't see your right through your little ploy to get back on my good side!)

....I hate you.

[Edogawa4869]

I'm giving you a reason to not kill yourself, and you get all sad? Last I checked, you didn't like killing yourself.

as for me wanting xphoenix, it's fiction! It's not like you're *actually* xpon's lover now. I hope.

"Don't kill yourself because continuing to live will ruins Ako-chan's betting pool." Yeah, cause that sounds like a good reason to keep living. (Though, not gonna lie, it's tempting to continue living just to screw up your plans. ) But in the end, you get to count this as your doing anyway! "Yep, I'm the one that gave PT a reason to keep on living! I'm such a hero!"

So, either way, I lose.

And there's no chance of that ever becoming a reality. *shudder*

(Besides, I'm 7 years outside his target age range, anyway. )

PT, you have my word that I'll never count it as my doing except for the sole purpose of stopping you from killing yourself. That is, until you kill yourself, then I can bring it up. There's another incentive!

next story: PhoenixTears's experiments with APTX backfire!

XD I'm sorry, PT, but it's just too funny not to laugh at!

[PT]

XD I'm sorry, PT, but it's just too funny not to laugh at!

Edo-chan, you traitor!

[Akonyl]

Sorry, I don't trust the words of the one who was taking bets on how long my death would last. (Don't think I don't see your right through your little ploy to get back on my good side!)

....I hate you.

I told ya phoenix, it was for your own good! And "get back on [your] good side"? Come on now, you know I never wasn't on your good side.

That "I hate you" was clearly not serious!