*Walks onto the stage slightly late in his pyjamas
although he doesn't actually wear pyjamas so*
"Alright, well. It seems that you all loved me so much last year that you demanded to have me back this year. At least, that's what I want to delude myself into thinking so that I can pretend that I won't walk out of here bleeding [s]again[/s]. Please refrain from throwing bottles at the stage. Thank you. I'll make this quick for all of our sakes."
*Clears throat*
"Well then, let's get this thing started. Here I am, with an envelope containing the results for voting for the 'Most Random Member' award. It's a pretty thick envelope, so let's see what's inside."
*Fumbles around with the envelope a bit and pulls out the cards*
"...well, this is interesting. It seems that for the three places for this award, there's a grand total of six names. Even more, it seems that there's nobody in third place because of all the tying for first and second. Well, first off, let's read the names, shall we?"
*AHEM*
"The nominees are:
Akonul - A very mysterious fellow. In fact, so mysterious, I don't think I've ever seen him post! Who could call such a fellow random? Unless this was a typo on the card, but that's just silly.
ConanSideWalk - This one's probably a typo though, because ConansSideWalk is definitely the type of person who would be nominated for this category.
Parkur - Man geez who put this guy's name on a card can I throw this one out?
ranger - I would say more about this person, but it is all secrets too secret for the world to know!
Sonoci - Who could say they don't love this lovable person? ...don't kill me, Kleene.
Sstimson - The leader of the Anti-Bourbon movement, can he claim the throne here?!
Now, the award has a whole four people sharing the number two spot, leaving the remaining two nominees to share their spot at #1. So, I say that after the nominees are announced, we leave those two to their sloppy makeouts, while the rest of you run off and go party. Sounds good to me!"
"So, without further adieu, in second place, tied with 3 votes each, are...
Wait a minute, that means, the winners, to have sloppy makeouts with eachother, are...
