Postby mangaluva » April 5th, 2015, 6:12 pm
So my mates and I celebrated Easter by eating a shitton of chocolate and watching The Tale of Princess Kaguya. Watching movies for the first time with mates is always more fun, especially for the commentary.
[spoiler=on the subject of The Tale of Princess Kaguya]-Insistently referring to Sutemaru as "Aladdin" after he turns up thieving in the city
-"MOON FAIRIES"
-*constant baby-related squealing for the first fifteen minutes of the film*
-"WHY ARE NONE OF THESE CHILDREN WEARING CLOTHES"
-"WHY DO NONE OF THESE CHILDREN HAVE GENITALS no wait that one's a boy"
-"Look, I think she's just accepted the random lactating as a side-effect of having a magic baby."
-*word-perfect rendition of "Fly Away Now" from Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt during appropriate dream sequence*
-"Wait, what just hapened? She's got her period so they're throwing a party?"
"It's because she's old enough to get married now."
"What, so she's gonna walk around this party going 'I've just had my first period, marry me'?"
"No, no, no. Her dad is gonna walk around the party going 'my daughter's just had her first period, marry her'."
-"IIIIIIIIIII CAN SHOOOOOOOW YOU THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD"
-"Oh, by all means, show off your barely pubescent daughter to three hundred drunk men."
-What started as raising hands every time the 'creeper level' rose turned into throwing shoes at the ceiling to indicate that the creeper level went through the hyping roof even BEFORE the Emperor got on the scene
-"Bad touch BAD TOUCH"
-"Kaguya out, bitches"
-"True friendship is sitting outside your BFF's door with a naginata to protect her from moon fairies"
-*after a prolonged and fairly serious discussion about the isolation of nobility and Kaguya's only friend being her handmaiden because she's never allowed to go out* "I just had a mental image of Kate Middleton in Hive."
-"He's running on water! Why is nobody questioning this?!"
"Buddha just rocked up on a cloud, okay? Nobody cares."
-"That music's so happy! This is so sinister."
-"It's the ending of Titanic all over again."
-*intense argument over whether or not catface girl is really human but complete agreement that she is adorable and awesome*
-"So was the flying dream a symbol for really crazy sex, like 'Can You Feel The Love Tonight', or...?"[/spoiler]