Today's Weird Stories...

[Akonyl]

Buut.. D: Please?

he wants you to brave the german forums to find it! Prove your dedication to the cause!

[nomemory]

he wants you to brave the german forums to find it! Prove your dedication to the cause!

I can't become I member now, if I do I will look like a Dus stalker D:

[Akonyl]

that's why you give yourself an inconspicuous name like "heyDusItsNom"

he'll never suspect a thing!

[Dus]

You don't have to become a member to find the photo, although I wanted to make it so.

Edit: Hmm, someone just registered. Name: Shinichi.

[nomemory]

that's why you give yourself an inconspicuous name like "heyDusItsNom"

he'll never suspect a thing!

What a great idea. DusStalker perhaps?

@Dus: There is no meaning to it unless you show it to me, I am curious but I find it to be more fun when I get it shown to me as an act of friendship rather than to stalk it out.

[pofa]

I'm doing a research project on a local company, and today I made an on-site visit. They are an aggressively uber-conservative religious company (even though the research project is secular in nature, I have to tread very carefully because I don't share all their beliefs), and they're very anti-TV violence, language, sexual content, etc. Also, they cater mostly to English-speakers...

...so I was surprised to walk in today and hear somebody in the store room watching an episode of DC (in Japanese). XD When the ED came on , the lady that was helping me had to stick her head back there and yell at him to turn it down because they had a customer.

[Conia]

...so I was surprised to walk in today and hear somebody in the store room watching an episode of DC (in Japanese). XD When the ED came on , the lady that was helping me had to stick her head back there and yell at him to turn it down because they had a customer.

We have to found his username in DCTP

[Abs.]

It was Parkur 

[KainTheVampire]

Mathias: Well we just got clothes and such for the gradutation on the council meeting Here's a catalog about what things they have... *opens a random page* Graduation condoms?! What the hell?! o.O
Peter: Awesome, Holm! We need to advertise our school with condoms with our name on it!
Our homeroom teacher: God no! *hides face, blushes and laughs like hell*
Class: What would you do without us, Holm? You wouldn't have so fun without us
Teacher: Shut up xD

[mangaluva]

A man returned an Optimus Prime figure because it broke while he was making it fight with a Decepticon figure.

[KainTheVampire]

Ehem *coughs nervously*

Spoiler: 1

Connie: *waves to Lestat and me like crazy while standing in the queue to buy ice-cream*
Lestat: *waves back*
Me: I love you, Connie! You're so cool! NOT! *waves back like crazy*
Connie: *notices something hanging on the wall, pokes at Christian and points at it*
Christian: *looks* Hm... I wonder...
Lestat: *looks* Oh god.... XD
Me: Hm?
Lestat: It looks like their looking at the condoms o.O XD
Both of us: *looks at them and laughs like hell* XD
Connie: *pays and walks up to us* What?
Lestat: It looked like you were trying to decide which condom to buy...! XD
Connie: What?! ... ... *looks* Oh... XD
Christian: *pays for what he's buying, gets up behind Connie*
Connie: So which one are we going to buy, honey? XD
Christian: ... WHAT?! XD
Connie: *points* Condoms..
Christian: *looks* Oh...! Hm.. I don't know, what do you think? XD

Spoiler: 2

Me: Blub! *pokes at Connie's breast*
Connie: ... What the hell... XD
Lestat: Me too! *pokes at Connie's breast*
Both me and Lestat: *continues to poke*
Christian: I want to poke too! *pretends to be on the way to poke her*
Connie: Hey! Stop that! *turn to Christian, puts her hands on his upper chest*
Christian: Missed
Connie: *puts her hand on the middle of his chest*
Christian: ... Missed again..... XD
Connie: Damn you! D:< *grabs his sweater, opens it and hits his chest* Now!
Lestat: *laughs so much that she falls down from my knee and drags me down on the floor with her*
Connie: ... .... *looks at Christian, looks at hand, looks at Christian* ... AAAHHH! *falls down on the chair I sat on*
Christian: What the hell XD You were the one who did it! XD
Connie: ... .. Ehem ^^'' *helps Lestat and me to get up and then sits down on the chair with Christian again*

[mangaluva]

I think this really counts as one for my brother, because he walked in on me saying to my mother "... and when you stroke it, it jumps and snarls." He promptly turned and strode out again.

I was talking about the toy Monster Book of Monsters that we just started selling in Argos, BTW.

[Kor]

Great, fourth week in a row that someone in sunday is 100% sure that I'm a foreign and that I have an accent, only today instead of one, it was 4 people. The weirdest thing though is that each person thought I had a different accent.
One said american
Another one said german
And another one said british.
Another one said that it was none of those, but it's definitely europian.

[Callid]

Great, fourth week in a row that someone in sunday is 100% sure that I'm a foreign and that I have an accent, only today instead of one, it was 4 people. The weirdest thing though is that each person thought I had a different accent.
One said american
Another one said german
And another one said british.
Another one said that it was none of those, but it's definitely europian.

Well, it seems you do have some kind of accent. Perhaps a First-World-accent?

[Tanner-kun]

Great, fourth week in a row that someone in sunday is 100% sure that I'm a foreign and that I have an accent, only today instead of one, it was 4 people. The weirdest thing though is that each person thought I had a different accent.
One said american
Another one said german
And another one said british.
Another one said that it was none of those, but it's definitely europian.

I know how you feel i get that all the time. They say all kinds of things British, Australian, German, Irish, in the order by frequency. I was born in America and it frustrates me that EVERY SINGLE PERSON I MEAT ASKS ME ABOUT MY ACCENT!  It annoys me more when people are morons thinking that they don't have a accent, and all kinds of other stuff.