Today's Weird Stories...

[ProfParanoia]

I was watching Marvelously Modern Millie and the who time I thought it was a vampire parody.

[mangaluva]

At about midnight, I found myself sitting on the couch with my family, all four of us laughing our asses off at Kevin's happy dance on "Blue's Clues". We were then all deepy disturbed by "Goodnight Hugs", which was nothing but soothing music and kaelidoscopic images which I swear featured demon eyes. Finishing off the Pinot Grigio together to celebrate my safe return leads to odd channel choices.

[KainTheVampire]

A part of my conversation with Christian today XD
Well we actually talked in Swedish, and he wrote one word in English by mistake, so I'll simply switch the languages
So all switched is underlined
Switched words: Racist --> Rasist, Rasist --> Racist and Swedish --> English

Me: ... I can't get through to mom's cellphone .__." It's completely silent D:
Christian:
Me: And they were only supposed to be gone for about 6 hours *sigh*
Christian: xD
Me: Ok... You're like that again today xD
Christian: What? xD
Me: You only wrote a few days ago xD
Christian: I'M NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT?! ARE YOU A RASIST!? YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT HAS GONE THROUGH! SO SHUT UP >:(
Me: ... xD ...You made a typo xD
Christian: ?
Me: "ARE YOU A RASIST" If you're going to write in English, then write completely in English!
Christian: RACIST! DISCRIMINATION IS WHAT IT IS! GO HOME TO YOUR COUNTRY, YOU RACIST
Me: I'm really a racist xD And which country is my country? Sweden, Poland, Germany, Denmark?
Christian: You have no country! ... Good night
Me: I don't? ... ... It's only 3 PM .__."

[Shin101]

Someone gave me a weird early Valentines card, and it says:

I compare thee to a summers day... one of those really hot ones where pensioners die from heat stroke.

o.O

[ShiraKiryuu]

Someone gave me a weird early Valentines card, and it says:

I compare thee to a summers day... one of those really hot ones where pensioners die from heat stroke.

o.O

[Shin101]

Why are you rolling your eyes?

[ShiraKiryuu]

Is it weird for me to do that?

[Shin101]

Well, we do not post events of our lives here just for someone to poke fun at it.

And in my book, rolling eyes = making fun of.

[ShiraKiryuu]

I'm not making fun of it, though.

Because in my case, rolling eyes = being myself.

[Callid]

Someone gave me a weird early Valentines card, and it says:

I compare thee to a summers day... one of those really hot ones where pensioners die from heat stroke.

o.O

I couldn't have put it better

[nomemory]

Someone gave me a weird early Valentines card, and it says:

I compare thee to a summers day... one of those really hot ones where pensioners die from heat stroke.

o.O

I couldn't have put it better

[me=nomemory]makes note to self: avoid Callid on Valentines day

[Callid]

[me=nomemory]makes note to self: avoid Callid on Valentines day

[Shin101]

I couldn't have put it better

o.O

You think I'm hot?

[Callid]

I couldn't have put it better

o.O

You think I'm hot?

XD
No, that's not what I meant. More like "appearing all great and nice, while being incredibly dangerous and wicked".

[Vylash]

Someone gave me a weird early Valentines card, and it says:

I compare thee to a summers day... one of those really hot ones where pensioners die from heat stroke.

o.O

I couldn't have put it better

[me=nomemory]makes note to self: avoid Callid