Today's Weird Stories...

[mangaluva]

My flat has become a minor cult dedicated to "The Magic Ball of Sound". That's my little plug-in speaker that is actually incredible. It's like getting surround sound from one tiny little ball of love.

[mangaluva]

Endgame. Just... Endgame.

[nomemory]

Apparently leaving your cellphone on its own is a bad idea. Now I have plenty of pictures of two classmates and they are not pretty. Crotch pictures, hands touching crotch pictures and I'm pretty sure they are touching each others, picture of them about to kiss, and for some reason plenty of pictures of their feet, one foot with the sock half off. And then there's the close-ups of their faces, the eating ones are gross.

[KainTheVampire]

Why did you leave it to begin with?

[nomemory]

It was on the table while I was busy cooking, I leave it like that all the time. They normally leave it alone, this is the first time. But considering how they always target an other classmate's phone I should have understood this was about to happen.

[mangaluva]

Wallbanger stole PL's laptop and started fraping. So PL stole Wallbanger's laptop and started fraping. Currently, Wallbanger is sexting everyone in PL's contacts, while PL is convincing Wallbanger's parents and boyfriend that she is ten weeks pregnant.

(I may have contributed an ultrasound scan stolen from my cousin.)

[nomemory]

Funny how both me, Kain and our big sister got the urge to watch Avatar (The Last Airbender (not the "movie" ) duh) at about the same time without talking about it with each other beforehand. Me and our big sister does that but maybe now there's hope for Kain too

[mangaluva]

Year 1 Drama is split into two groups because there's not enough room for all of us in any of the rehearsal rooms. Currently, the two groups are viciously competing to see who can hit the ball in the air the most times (a focus exercise of ours involves a variation on the Balloon Game with a soft ball). My group's winning, with 34 hits, and we're well proud of ourselves

[Dus]

That completely mental, stalkerish goon who is currently writing a book about the muslim conspiracy and afraid of flying because them terrorists are gonna blow the plane up? He just converted to Islam

[Akonyl]

That completely mental, stalkerish goon who is currently writing a book about the muslim conspiracy and afraid of flying because them terrorists are gonna blow the plane up? He just converted to Islam

just going undercover

[mangaluva]

My dad kept the turnip he carved for Hallowe'en (he's old school). It's increasingly resembling a shrunken head.

[angelranchan]

PANCAKE + Ketchup = @_@

it's all father's fault..he includes the egg-yolk(he separate it but later he include it because the egg-yolk is destroyed ) xDDD it taste like just a fried egg xDDD

[nomemory]

PANCAKE + Ketchup = @_@

it's all father's fault..he includes the egg-yolk(he separate it but later he include it because the egg-yolk is destroyed ) xDDD it taste like just a fried egg xDDD

If the separation fails and the yolk breaks then it's impossible to separate it. That's why I always do it over a cup instead the bowl, if it fails I can take a new egg and use the failed one to something else (omelette maybe ). And ketchup on both eggs and pancakes sounds... Though when I make pancakes I use the whole egg.

[mangaluva]

I realized that, despite never having watched any YuGiOh 5Ds at all, I am totally fangirling Yusei Fudo. I think it's just TheAzureCrow's sexy, sexy voice

[alicetama]

^Really? I could care less for Yusei's voice, but I think that Jaden's voice is slightly attractive. O.O

Also... my dad just told my sister and I that he was married once before today. In the car. It's not like I don't love my dad or anything, I really do love him, but...

I FEEL LIKE I'LL NEVER VIEW HIM THE SAME WAY AGAIN. (Granted, I might be overreacting, but he told my sister and I of all times IN THE CAR.)