Today's Weird Stories...

[mangaluva]

But [he] didn't know what a plate was.

Lithuania may not be quite advanced as GB, but they do know what plates are

Well, he knew what it was, he just didn't know the word plate.

Also: One of the flats hasn't had their sixth roommate move in yet. All they know is that his name is Barry. So they drew a face on a cardboard box and named it Barry. He's the sexiest member of the flat.

Also, is it weird that I can't navigate a staircase on my own right now, but can touchtype this post flawlessly? I haven't had to use the backspace key once, despite the two bottles of Zinfandel.

[KaitoGirl]

Cbox went all mad... to the point that it was too much even FOR ME... who's usually okay with that kind of madness... CSW ¬¬ You're a dead MAN!

[MistyDelusions]

When I got home, I began a conversation with myself while putting my things away. When I reached the line about saying something about hydrogen peroxide, I heard someone reply back all of a sudden about how much a tablet costs and how many grams I could purchase over the counter. Turns out that a family friend came over for a visit and he was just sitting in the kitchen while waiting my parents to get something that he asked for (documents I think since I met them in the hallway with a bunch of papers).

It's weird because..I wasn't expecting for anyone to engage in my monologue.

[Commi-Ninja]

When I got home, I began a conversation with myself while putting my things away. When I reached the line about saying something about hydrogen peroxide, I heard someone reply back all of a sudden about how much a tablet costs and how many grams I could purchase over the counter. Turns out that a family friend came over for a visit and he was just sitting in the kitchen while waiting my parents to get something that he asked for (documents I think since I met them in the hallway with a bunch of papers).

It's weird because..I wasn't expecting for anyone to engage in my monologue.

That belongs in the Awesome Stories thread, imo.  Pretty hilarious, if a bit awkward.

[mangaluva]

....I think the swans were dancing. They actually... there were four of them. And they were waving their wings oddly and waddling in perfect synch. I swear they were dancing.

[MistyDelusions]

When I got home, I began a conversation with myself while putting my things away. When I reached the line about saying something about hydrogen peroxide, I heard someone reply back all of a sudden about how much a tablet costs and how many grams I could purchase over the counter. Turns out that a family friend came over for a visit and he was just sitting in the kitchen while waiting my parents to get something that he asked for (documents I think since I met them in the hallway with a bunch of papers).

It's weird because..I wasn't expecting for anyone to engage in my monologue.

That belongs in the Awesome Stories thread, imo.  Pretty hilarious, if a bit awkward.

I think it was hilarious and awkward at the same time. Haha. But I'd like to leave the story here so the moderators won't have to go through the trouble of transferring my post. I didn't know there was an 'Awesome Stories' thread but I'll be sure to post there next time something awesome happens. Thanks Commi!

[Suutashi]

....I think the swans were dancing. They actually... there were four of them. And they were waving their wings oddly and waddling in perfect synch. I swear they were dancing.

This would have made an awesome viral video!

[mangaluva]

....I think the swans were dancing. They actually... there were four of them. And they were waving their wings oddly and waddling in perfect synch. I swear they were dancing.

This would have made an awesome viral video!

I know, right? Damn me for not having my camera!

[nomemory]

Strangers on the bus, why, oh why do you insist on sitting next to me when there are plenty of open seats? This has happened for the last three days and I do not approve.

[Kaito Lady]

Strangers on the bus, why, oh why do you insist on sitting next to me when there are plenty of open seats? This has happened for the last three days and I do not approve.

you know, totally the contrary happens to me!
ppl even prefer to stand, but they just don't want to sit next tome!

[IHKF]

Strangers on the bus, why, oh why do you insist on sitting next to me when there are plenty of open seats? This has happened for the last three days and I do not approve.

.... Maybe they like you?

[MistyDelusions]

A while ago, my right leg "fell asleep" for a few seconds as I was walking inside the house. I almost fell but managed to hold unto the dish cabinet and until I gained sensation in my leg again. It's been almost over 2 years since this last happened to me.

[mangaluva]

Apparently, in my sleep I kept chanting "IN YOUR NAME!" and laughing maniacally. All I can remember about my dream is that Bugs Bunny and a duck were in it. And an Espeon.

(I'm not sure if it's been a while since I've talked in my sleep or if it's just been a while since I was sleeping in the same room as someone else to notice.)

[KainTheVampire]

Connie is weird, right after she wrote Good Night she sent me a really perverted message
Oh, well.. I love her her anyway xD <3

[spoiler= Don't read if you don't want to read something perverted ^^']
Con says:
*grins my sching loin agains ypu rock hard groin and moans high* Ohh squalo! *pants*
[/spoiler]

[MistyDelusions]

Keyboard was acting funny. Capslock made my letters shift to lowercase and my . was > instead.