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[Kleene Onigiri]

I will say that I am still alive, so far.
However, I did in fact have a dream where I found another bee in my room. That wasn't cool.

At least it isn't kissing bugs.

Not only are they hard to squish, they like to suck blood ... from your face. They stalk you when you are asleep and hide in your bed. Did I mention you can become sensitized to their bites and get spreading welts that last for three days? They also are the vectors for Chagas disease, which is a chronic disease that can cause cardiomyopathy, digestive system damage, and neuritis. The varieties in the US don't seem to transmit it because they are kind enough to poop on your walls and bed rather than directly on the place they were feeding from. They aren't so lucky in Mexico and further south.

Before I moved to an area where there were weren't any, I'd pitch a tent in my room for the entire spring season. We could get a fifty to a hundred a season.

I am aware that bees are not the top of the totem pole when it comes to evil insects that attack while you sleep, however they're pretty high up there for me. But yes, I'm glad I don't have bugs giving me horrible diseases in my sleep.

If you hear BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ and there is no vuvuzela around.... be afraid.... VERY AFRAID!

Spoiler:

but if it's a vuvuzela, be afraid too!

Some other people I mentioned this to blamed the bees on vuvuzelas as well. After all, how do you think vuvuzelas make that sound? They make lots of bees.


Also, I would like to make it known that on my drive home today, I had the windows down and a bee (one of the fuzzy types) flew straight into my window, smacking me on the side of the head. It later made its way out of the opposite window a few minutes later, I hope it never finds its way home.

My head is still itchy D:

You mean a bumblebee? The fat vodka like ones? XD

Imaginating how a bumblebee crashes int Akonyls head.... XD

[Akonyl]

You mean a bumblebee? The fat vodka like ones? XD

Imaginating how a bumblebee crashes int Akonyls head.... XD

I dunno just how fat it was because it happened pretty fast and I had to like, look at the road instead of looking for the bee, but probably.

To be fair, it probably wasn't the bee's decision, and instead all the wind turbulence that happens when you're going 50-60 just sucked it into my car and slapped it into my head. But for all I know, that was the bee's plan.

[Commi-Ninja]

Of course.  Those bees are definitely plotting against you.  (And you're definitely not paranoid....)

[Abs.]

This topic will probably get more eerie with each update Akonyl posts.

[Kleene Onigiri]

You mean a bumblebee? The fat vodka like ones? XD

Imaginating how a bumblebee crashes int Akonyls head.... XD

I dunno just how fat it was because it happened pretty fast and I had to like, look at the road instead of looking for the bee, but probably.

To be fair, it probably wasn't the bee's decision, and instead all the wind turbulence that happens when you're going 50-60 just sucked it into my car and slapped it into my head. But for all I know, that was the bee's plan.

Well, as long as they take you one on one and don't try to strike all at once, your chance to survive is high

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Actually, I find that bees like the insides of my ear. At least they're not tormenting you by buzzing in your ears, where they can destroy your eardrum and make you go deaf.

Some wasps (not bees) actually have enough poison to kill a large animal. but Akonyl doesn't live in those areas................. do you?

[Chekhov MacGuffin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VSBhVLcaOg#

Ok, so it's wasps, but close enough, right?

Spoiler:

[Commi-Ninja]

You're going to give Akonyl nightmares with that.

[Grawwbear]

You're going to give Akonyl nightmares with that.

You mean that was the point? :V

[PhoenixTears]

You're going to give Akonyl nightmares with that.

Apparently he already had nightmares about the bees anyway. Not like it'll do too much more damage.

[Commi-Ninja]

Well, it might just push him over the edge...

[PhoenixTears]

In which case, according to pofa, it would make him go completely insane and defeat the bees anyway. So I only see this as a good thing - for Akonyl's health, of course.

[Akonyl]

Actually, I find that bees like the insides of my ear. At least they're not tormenting you by buzzing in your ears, where they can destroy your eardrum and make you go deaf.

Some wasps (not bees) actually have enough poison to kill a large animal. but Akonyl doesn't live in those areas................. do you?

man, I've been having dull earaches for a little bit and I would hate to think it's the work of bees.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VSBhVLcaOg#

Ok, so it's wasps, but close enough, right?

Spoiler:

at first, when I saw that first picture, I saw the steering wheel and not the rest of the car, and was like "what does a car in a muddy river have to do with bees?" and then after a second or so I was like "...oh."

And I would like to state that I am perfectly fine with bees and think they're pretty interesting insects, as long as they're not in proximity of me. So as long as you don't park one of those beehive-cars outside my house, I'm cool with them.

Although, that last picture is truly frightening.

In which case, according to pofa, it would make him go completely insane and defeat the bees anyway. So I only see this as a good thing - for Akonyl's health, of course.

Contrary to popular belief, I am not the legendary Super Saiyan.

[GinRei]

Bees.  My God.

[Akonyl]

Bees.  My God.

Even Batman is afraid of bees?

This only makes the situation even more dire.