Just now, I saw a little ant-like insect crawling on my monitor, maybe .5-1cm long. Me, wanting to assert my superiority over this puny insect, took a tissue and attempted to crush it.
But this insect would have none of it. Oh, no. For you see, he was uncrushable. I would say he was ten times stronger than the strongest insect I have fought against, but that would be an understatement. Because this insect's diamond-hard carapace was uncrushable to my grasp, he may as well have been infinitely stronger than all my previous adversaries.
So here I was, grasping this tissue which conceals some bug of unfathomable strength, trying to crush it with all my might. But what was it? What was it that could best Akonyl, scourge of the six-legged? So I slowly unwrap it and look at it.
Inside was a bee. Well, technically it wasn't a bee. It was actually a yellow-jacket wasp. Apparently when they're small, they're really hard to kill. Soon after opening the tissue, it started moving again, so I bound it in my grasp again and flushed it into the abyss. In a thousand years, a better man than me may vanquish the foul demon when it escapes from its watery prison.
But here's the part I don't get. Why is there a wasp in my bedroom? It didn't seem like it was very good at the whole flying thing yet, and my window is closed. So, either it had underwent a tremendous odyssey when I pulled the Charybdis move on it, or somewhere I have bees living in my bedroom.
...bees living in my bedroom.
So yeah if I stop posting I've probably met a horrendously painful death.
