The Morning Topic

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The Morning Topic

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You can only post here if it is in the morning where you are. . .

To start this topic off, we'll say jokes. . .

What do you call a criminal with leprosy? (I made this joke, for real. . .)


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A leprechaun (leper-con)
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I'll take this 30-minute time frame to state...ha ha. I expect better from you. :p
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Dumbest joke in existence (I made it up also)

What do you call an apple that has gone bad?
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A bad apple. . .
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LOL
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This thread will fail because most of us are at school/work/college/in bed in the mornings. >:K
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My threads NEVER FAIL! (Except for the first one)
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Moriarty wrote: My threads NEVER FAIL! (Except for the first one)
Nevermind. . . 4 of them already failed. . .
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New joke

What do you call a person who is exhausted, and just lost something? (I just thought this up)
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A sore loser!
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These jokes are so bad, but I don't expect much else for early in the morning  :P

I AM in school, BTW... crap the teacher's coming!
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Moriarty wrote: Dumbest joke in existence (I made it up also)

What do you call an apple that has gone bad?
Spoiler:
A bad apple. . .
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LOL
I always thought it was  called
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Cider
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