marie07896 wrote:Just made it up:
CONAN SAW GIN's CAR and GIN's COMING OUT!
Conan: this is my chance!
Gin: *comes out of the car with a GRIN*
Conan: Why did he Grin?!?! Did he saw me?!?!? (sweating)
Gin: *a wider Grin and he walked away*
Conan: arghh! i'll just take the risk! *as he went to Gin's Car*
- he looked to the TV and saw ...SPONGEBOB!
-*so... Gin loves spongebob= a FACT!*
GIN: Hi Kid, so ....you love spongebob too?
COnan: *T____T*
marie07896 wrote:CRIME SCENE:
shinichi: i know....what is the murder weapon...
*shinichi Points a Megure*
shinichi: ITS WITH YOU ..MEGURE-KEBU!
megure: so ,,..Where's the ProOF!?!?
shinichi: The weapon is.....THE WIRE OF YOUR BRA YOUR WEARING
megure: wha?!?! how did you know?!
shinichi : A SECRET makes a pervert, Pervert!
marie07896 wrote:CRIME SCENE:
shinichi: i know....what is the murder weapon...
*shinichi Points a Megure*
shinichi: ITS WITH YOU ..MEGURE-KEBU!
megure: so ,,..Where's the ProOF!?!?
shinichi: The weapon is.....THE WIRE OF YOUR BRA YOUR WEARING
megure: wha?!?! how did you know?!
shinichi : A SECRET makes a pervert, Pervert!
ccppfan wrote:I found these hilarious jokes on a Chinese website and I thought, "Why don't I translate them and put them here?" And... TADA!!!
I'll post the telephone messages first...
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Haibara:
"This is Haibara Ai's telephone. I am busy at the moment and cannot answer your call. If it's Kudo-kun, be patient; the antidote isn't finished. If it's Hakase, buy some potatoes and chicken so that we can have curry tonight. If it's Gin, why call; come here and kill me already."
"Umm, this is ABC Company and... Oh never mind. *hangs up*"
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Enough for today, lol.
ccppfan wrote:I found these hilarious jokes on a Chinese website and I thought, "Why don't I translate them and put them here?" And... TADA!!!
I'll post the telephone messages first...
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Haibara:
"This is Haibara Ai's telephone. I am busy at the moment and cannot answer your call. If it's Kudo-kun, be patient; the antidote isn't finished. If it's Hakase, buy some potatoes and chicken so that we can have curry tonight. If it's Gin, why call; come here and kill me already."
"Umm, this is ABC Company and... Oh never mind. *hangs up*"
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Enough for today, lol.
ccppfan wrote:Here:
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Shinichi:
"This is Meitantei Kudo Shinichi's handphone! I'm busy right now, so... if it's a kidapping, press 1. If a person's missing, press 2. If it's a murder, press 3. If it's a robbery, press 4. If it's a special case not mentioned above, press 0."
"Shinichi!!! I'm Ran! If you don't come back soon I'm gonna press 120!!!!! *fumes*"
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Kaito:
"This is my homephone! I'm Kuroba Kaito but I'm not here right now~ So! If you're Nakamori-keibu, show me your police ID and press 1. If it's tantei-kun, deduce my mobile phone number yourself. If it's Akako, ask Lucifer for my mobile number. If it's Okaa-san, can I get some ice-cream? If it's Hakuba, why phone? Send me your hawk already!"
"Hello? This is AOKO!!!! What should I press?!?!"
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LOL. Enough for today. XD
"Conan, I highly doubt that sweet Ai-chan would be able to pass off as you. And, what pills are you taking? Are you on drugs?" Who's giving them to you??
kirite wrote:""No, Ran, I'm not on drugs! A secret criminal organization is trying to kill me and everyone around me!! Believe me, Ran, please!!""
Best way to convince someone ever.
And oh here's a comic about Conan being helpful by One Winged Muse
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[Spoiler:
This explains everything!
kirite wrote:A section from the fic "The ability to ignore the obvious"by Kyoko-channSpoiler:
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"Ran. Listen. I'm....I'm........I'm Shinichi! Yes, thats right! I am Kudo Shinichi!!"
"....."
A few moments passed before Ran responded. Conan was shocked by her response.
"Oh, you're so funny Conan-kun! You crack me up!"
"Huh? Ran, its me! Look, without my glasses, I look like my real self!"
"It's because you're distantly related to Shinichi."
"Uh- um- Look at this voice-changing bowtie! I can make my real voice come out of here! See Ran? My real voice!"
"Hmm..that's a nice recording of Shinichi you got there, Conan-kun."
"Both me and Shinichi have the same birthday and blood type!"
"Now, Conan-kun, you're starting to annoy me with this outrageous story."
"I'm a super smart detective! I have a stun-gun watch that knocks your father out! I solve his cases!!"
"Hush, Conan! Father is a very good detective. I know you're jealous but..."
"I shrunk from a poison that day we went to Tropical Land!"
"Hmm...Shinichi told you about that day?"
"Haibara dressed up as me during the school play! I changed back from a temporary pill!"
"Conan, I highly doubt that sweet Ai-chan would be able to pass off as you. And, what pills are you taking? Are you on drugs?" Who's giving them to you??
"No, Ran, I'm not on drugs! A secret criminal organization is trying to kill me and everyone around me!! Believe me, Ran, please!!"
"......are you feeling OK, Conan-kun? I want you to go to bed! You're obviously sick, and delirious!"
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My favorite line would be "Are you on drugs? Who's giving them to you?"
xDDD
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