DCTP Shorts: A Collection of Timeless Random Stories

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Rohoph wrote:
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Rohoph wrote:
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nomemory wrote:
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Rohoph wrote: The story's all wrong. Don't you know I have an aversion to forks, not spoons?

I lol'd at Mr. Dash.
You dislike forks?? :'(
When not at formal parties, it's either A)Spoons, B)Chopsticks, or C)Paws.
but forks are so much more useful except for with soup!
And when eating soup you can use a spork.
Sporks are a no-no.
I'm gonna have to agree with rohoph on this one, if you're gonna get a spork why not just get a spoon?

but that still doesn't answer the issue of forks being so much more useful. Do you eat pasta with just a spoon?
'Course! :V
now that's just being inefficient.
It's called sloth, my bee friend. :V

Alternatively, I can also eat pasta with chopsticks... although it doesn't quite call for it :V
See, I'm the opposite. I prefer forks over spoons. I even eat ice cream with a fork. (Though it's kind of difficult when it gets all melty.) :o
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PhoenixTears wrote: See, I'm the opposite. I prefer forks over spoons. I even eat ice cream with a fork. (Though it's kind of difficult when it gets all melty.) :o
Finally someone who understands.

Also about soup, I prefer my soup in a mug, so I rarely need a spoon. At least not when I'm home.
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If Schillok weren't already dead in mafia... ;D

But, seriously, Phoenix and I have conversations similar to that sometimes.
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Seriously the reason it took me up until now to post here is b/c the font is HORRIBLE ;D Astigmatism does not help me read it :P
Change the font Bk, or I'll shoot with with a steel arrow guaranteeing you'll be missing some very important thing :P
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Rohoph wrote: It's called sloth, my bee friend. :V

Alternatively, I can also eat pasta with chopsticks... although it doesn't quite call for it :V
I don't see how it's really sloth, I mean it would take less effort (and thus energy) to use the fork, so that would be the ultimate in slothy laziness.
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Khinkhun wrote: Seriously the reason it took me up until now to post here is b/c the font is HORRIBLE ;D Astigmatism does not help me read it :P
Change the font Bk, or I'll shoot with with a steel arrow guaranteeing you'll be missing some very important thing :P
quote it and change the font.


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Conia wrote:
Khinkhun wrote: Seriously the reason it took me up until now to post here is b/c the font is HORRIBLE ;D Astigmatism does not help me read it :P
Change the font Bk, or I'll shoot with with a steel arrow guaranteeing you'll be missing some very important thing :P
quote it and change the font.


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Changed font to Viner Hand. Better?


@Commi/Phoenix I kinda based your conversation to my own experience with my best friend. Me being Phoenix, of course.
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the font's just basically Times New Roman to me, because I don't have your crazy fonts.
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My dream is to see this stickied.


Meh, as if.
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bluekaitou1412 wrote: My dream is to see this stickied.


Meh, as if.
It's magic!
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Edogawa4869 wrote:
bluekaitou1412 wrote: My dream is to see this stickied.


Meh, as if.
It's magic!
Oh god, is this for real? I'd really hate it if this is some lame joke...
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bluekaitou1412 wrote:
Edogawa4869 wrote:
bluekaitou1412 wrote: My dream is to see this stickied.


Meh, as if.
It's magic!
Oh god, is this for real? I'd really hate it if this is some lame joke...
BK is stickied!!!! such great new s:P
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this just means that it's your duty to crank out more stories.
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