DCTP Shorts: A Collection of Timeless Random Stories

[Abs.]

[Grawwbear]

The story's all wrong. Don't you know I have an aversion to forks, not spoons?

I lol'd at Mr. Dash.

[nomemory]

The story's all wrong. Don't you know I have an aversion to forks, not spoons?

I lol'd at Mr. Dash.

You dislike forks??

[Elika12]

I'm the ShinRan thread creator and I don't appear in the story?

[PT]

I approve of all of these.

Also, the one with me and Commi? Actually sounds like a conversation we'd have. Not sure if that's good or bad.

[bluekaitou1412]

I'm the ShinRan thread creator and I don't appear in the story?

Oh crap-- you, being the creator of the thread, was the first casualty, I fear.

[Grawwbear]

The story's all wrong. Don't you know I have an aversion to forks, not spoons?

I lol'd at Mr. Dash.

You dislike forks??

When not at formal parties, it's either A)Spoons, B)Chopsticks, or C)Paws.

[Akonyl]

The story's all wrong. Don't you know I have an aversion to forks, not spoons?

I lol'd at Mr. Dash.

You dislike forks??

When not at formal parties, it's either A)Spoons, B)Chopsticks, or C)Paws.

but forks are so much more useful except for with soup!

[nomemory]

The story's all wrong. Don't you know I have an aversion to forks, not spoons?

I lol'd at Mr. Dash.

You dislike forks??

When not at formal parties, it's either A)Spoons, B)Chopsticks, or C)Paws.

but forks are so much more useful except for with soup!

And when eating soup you can use a spork.

[Grawwbear]

The story's all wrong. Don't you know I have an aversion to forks, not spoons?

I lol'd at Mr. Dash.

You dislike forks??

When not at formal parties, it's either A)Spoons, B)Chopsticks, or C)Paws.

but forks are so much more useful except for with soup!

And when eating soup you can use a spork.

Sporks are a no-no.

[Akonyl]

The story's all wrong. Don't you know I have an aversion to forks, not spoons?

I lol'd at Mr. Dash.

You dislike forks??

When not at formal parties, it's either A)Spoons, B)Chopsticks, or C)Paws.

but forks are so much more useful except for with soup!

And when eating soup you can use a spork.

Sporks are a no-no.

I'm gonna have to agree with rohoph on this one, if you're gonna get a spork why not just get a spoon?

but that still doesn't answer the issue of forks being so much more useful. Do you eat pasta with just a spoon?

[Grawwbear]

The story's all wrong. Don't you know I have an aversion to forks, not spoons?

I lol'd at Mr. Dash.

You dislike forks??

When not at formal parties, it's either A)Spoons, B)Chopsticks, or C)Paws.

but forks are so much more useful except for with soup!

And when eating soup you can use a spork.

Sporks are a no-no.

I'm gonna have to agree with rohoph on this one, if you're gonna get a spork why not just get a spoon?

but that still doesn't answer the issue of forks being so much more useful. Do you eat pasta with just a spoon?

'Course! :V

[Akonyl]

The story's all wrong. Don't you know I have an aversion to forks, not spoons?

I lol'd at Mr. Dash.

You dislike forks??

When not at formal parties, it's either A)Spoons, B)Chopsticks, or C)Paws.

but forks are so much more useful except for with soup!

And when eating soup you can use a spork.

Sporks are a no-no.

I'm gonna have to agree with rohoph on this one, if you're gonna get a spork why not just get a spoon?

but that still doesn't answer the issue of forks being so much more useful. Do you eat pasta with just a spoon?

'Course! :V

now that's just being inefficient.

[Grawwbear]

The story's all wrong. Don't you know I have an aversion to forks, not spoons?

I lol'd at Mr. Dash.

You dislike forks??

When not at formal parties, it's either A)Spoons, B)Chopsticks, or C)Paws.

but forks are so much more useful except for with soup!

And when eating soup you can use a spork.

Sporks are a no-no.

I'm gonna have to agree with rohoph on this one, if you're gonna get a spork why not just get a spoon?

but that still doesn't answer the issue of forks being so much more useful. Do you eat pasta with just a spoon?

'Course! :V

now that's just being inefficient.

It's called sloth, my bee friend. :V

Alternatively, I can also eat pasta with chopsticks... although it doesn't quite call for it :V

[nomemory]

The story's all wrong. Don't you know I have an aversion to forks, not spoons?

I lol'd at Mr. Dash.

You dislike forks??

When not at formal parties, it's either A)Spoons, B)Chopsticks, or C)Paws.

but forks are so much more useful except for with soup!

And when eating soup you can use a spork.

Sporks are a no-no.

I'm gonna have to agree with rohoph on this one, if you're gonna get a spork why not just get a spoon?

but that still doesn't answer the issue of forks being so much more useful. Do you eat pasta with just a spoon?

'Course! :V

now that's just being inefficient.

It's called sloth, my bee friend. :V

Alternatively, I can also eat pasta with chopsticks... although it doesn't quite call for it :V

But.. But.. The fooorks =(