Ao-kun and RJ Divorce Thread?

[Conia]

My couple is in crisis?
I've gotta do something!
*Goes to find RJ*

[Yurikochan]

My couple is in crisis?
I've gotta do something!
*Goes to find RJ*

I'll help you find her, or I'll keep Ao-niisan in order ^^

[TheBlind]

*Comes in wearing glasses and holding a suitcase*

Alright, alright back away from my client. No more questions please. Also, any negative comments will be responded to with a lawsuit, yes a lawsuit. Now, word around the water cooler is that my client Blue, is seeing multiple women during his personal time, that he partakes liaisons on a constant basis. Well these are all unsupported lies and we will expose them in court on August 34th.

As for the issue of blackmail, there is no blackmail. My client was confused in the message he received. Though we are moving forward with a defamation of character lawsuit against all parties in this thread. Gentleman, I hope you have a lot of money, because it Mr.Blue is about to take 50% of it.

[alicetama]

*Comes in wearing glasses and holding a suitcase*

Alright, alright back away from my client. No more questions please. Also, any negative comments will be responded to with a lawsuit, yes a lawsuit. Now, word around the water cooler is that my client Blue, is seeing multiple women during his personal time, that he partakes liaisons on a constant basis. Well these are all unsupported lies and we will expose them in court on August 34th.

As for the issue of blackmail, there is no blackmail. My client was confused in the message he received. Though we are moving forward with a defamation of character lawsuit against all parties in this thread. Gentleman, I hope you have a lot of money, because it Mr.Blue is about to take 50% of it.

Um, excuse me, but I believe there is no 34th of August,  since there is no 34th in any other month.

[Akonyl]

*Comes in wearing glasses and holding a suitcase*

Alright, alright back away from my client. No more questions please. Also, any negative comments will be responded to with a lawsuit, yes a lawsuit. Now, word around the water cooler is that my client Blue, is seeing multiple women during his personal time, that he partakes liaisons on a constant basis. Well these are all unsupported lies and we will expose them in court on August 34th.

As for the issue of blackmail, there is no blackmail. My client was confused in the message he received. Though we are moving forward with a defamation of character lawsuit against all parties in this thread. Gentleman, I hope you have a lot of money, because it Mr.Blue is about to take 50% of it.

Um, excuse me, but I believe there is no 34th of August,  since there is no 34th in any other month.

you are clearly mistaken, as today is the 34th of August.

[Tanner-kun]

*Comes in wearing glasses and holding a suitcase*

Alright, alright back away from my client. No more questions please. Also, any negative comments will be responded to with a lawsuit, yes a lawsuit. Now, word around the water cooler is that my client Blue, is seeing multiple women during his personal time, that he partakes liaisons on a constant basis. Well these are all unsupported lies and we will expose them in court on August 34th.

As for the issue of blackmail, there is no blackmail. My client was confused in the message he received. Though we are moving forward with a defamation of character lawsuit against all parties in this thread. Gentleman, I hope you have a lot of money, because it Mr.Blue is about to take 50% of it.

sound like you want to take me to court even though i didn't do anything, so could you also be my lawyer? *looks for the 34 on his calender.*

[alicetama]

*Comes in wearing glasses and holding a suitcase*

Alright, alright back away from my client. No more questions please. Also, any negative comments will be responded to with a lawsuit, yes a lawsuit. Now, word around the water cooler is that my client Blue, is seeing multiple women during his personal time, that he partakes liaisons on a constant basis. Well these are all unsupported lies and we will expose them in court on August 34th.

As for the issue of blackmail, there is no blackmail. My client was confused in the message he received. Though we are moving forward with a defamation of character lawsuit against all parties in this thread. Gentleman, I hope you have a lot of money, because it Mr.Blue is about to take 50% of it.

Um, excuse me, but I believe there is no 34th of August,  since there is no 34th in any other month.

you are clearly mistaken, as today is the 34th of August.

Today's July 30th. The calendar is right in front of me, saying that.

[Akonyl]

*Comes in wearing glasses and holding a suitcase*

Alright, alright back away from my client. No more questions please. Also, any negative comments will be responded to with a lawsuit, yes a lawsuit. Now, word around the water cooler is that my client Blue, is seeing multiple women during his personal time, that he partakes liaisons on a constant basis. Well these are all unsupported lies and we will expose them in court on August 34th.

As for the issue of blackmail, there is no blackmail. My client was confused in the message he received. Though we are moving forward with a defamation of character lawsuit against all parties in this thread. Gentleman, I hope you have a lot of money, because it Mr.Blue is about to take 50% of it.

Um, excuse me, but I believe there is no 34th of August,  since there is no 34th in any other month.

you are clearly mistaken, as today is the 34th of August.

Today's July 30th. The calendar is right in front of me, saying that.

Looks like your calendar is broken.

[Eve]

*Comes in wearing glasses and holding a suitcase*

Alright, alright back away from my client. No more questions please. Also, any negative comments will be responded to with a lawsuit, yes a lawsuit. Now, word around the water cooler is that my client Blue, is seeing multiple women during his personal time, that he partakes liaisons on a constant basis. Well these are all unsupported lies and we will expose them in court on August 34th.

As for the issue of blackmail, there is no blackmail. My client was confused in the message he received. Though we are moving forward with a defamation of character lawsuit against all parties in this thread. Gentleman, I hope you have a lot of money, because it Mr.Blue is about to take 50% of it.

Um, excuse me, but I believe there is no 34th of August,  since there is no 34th in any other month.

you are clearly mistaken, as today is the 34th of August.

Today's July 30th. The calendar is right in front of me, saying that.

Looks like your calendar is broken.

I can't believe someone would believe the 34th of August exists in Earth's calendar!

[TheBlind]

sound like you want to take me to court even though i didn't do anything, so could you also be my lawyer? *looks for the 34 on his calender.*

You want me to represent my client, Blue and you on the same case simutaneously?
Not the first time I've done it in court, so you have yourself a lawyer. Though I warn you now, unless you have two references, my fee is extremely high. Only reason Blue can afford me is because he gets money from all his girls. Don't bother using that statement in court, I would never let it in.

Today's July 30th. The calendar is right in front of me, saying that.

Looks like your calendar is broken.

Or your calendar is a dirty liar. I had that problem once.

I can't believe someone would believe the 34th of August exists in Earth's calendar!

Maybe Akonyl can't believe that you can't believe someone would believe the 34th of August exists in Earth's calendar!

[Yurikochan]

sound like you want to take me to court even though i didn't do anything, so could you also be my lawyer? *looks for the 34 on his calender.*

You want me to represent my client, Blue and you on the same case simutaneously?
Not the first time I've done it in court, so you have yourself a lawyer. Though I warn you now, unless you have two references, my fee is extremely high. Only reason Blue can afford me is because he gets money from all his girls. Don't bother using that statement in court, I would never let it in.

Are you trying to get Ao-niisan in trouble, sir?

[Akonyl]

Today's July 30th. The calendar is right in front of me, saying that.

Looks like your calendar is broken.

Or your calendar is a dirty liar. I had that problem once.

My calendar is plenty trustworthy, clearly everyone else's calendars are broken.

[Eve]

Today's July 30th. The calendar is right in front of me, saying that.

Looks like your calendar is broken.

Or your calendar is a dirty liar. I had that problem once.

I can't believe someone would believe the 34th of August exists in Earth's calendar!

Akonyl can't believe that you can't believe someone would believe the 34th of August exists in Earth's calendar!

You sounded like you can't believe Akonyl can't believe that I can't believe someone would believe the 34th of August exists in Earth's calendar!

[TheBlind]

Today's July 30th. The calendar is right in front of me, saying that.

Looks like your calendar is broken.

Or your calendar is a dirty liar. I had that problem once.

My calendar is plenty trustworthy, clearly everyone else's calendars are broken.

Someone clearly missed that I was talking to Alice and used your statement to reinforce that her calendar is a dirty liar.
Unless, you are just showing off your trustworthy calendar..

Today's July 30th. The calendar is right in front of me, saying that.

Looks like your calendar is broken.

Or your calendar is a dirty liar. I had that problem once.

I can't believe someone would believe the 34th of August exists in Earth's calendar!

Akonyl can't believe that you can't believe someone would believe the 34th of August exists in Earth's calendar!

You sounded like you can't believe Akonyl can't believe that I can't believe someone would believe the 34th of August exists in Earth's calendar!

No, I believe that you don't believe that Akonyl can't believe that Alice can't believe her calendar is a dirty liar on Earth.
.......Wait, that doesn't look right.

[Eve]

Today's July 30th. The calendar is right in front of me, saying that.

Looks like your calendar is broken.

Or your calendar is a dirty liar. I had that problem once.

My calendar is plenty trustworthy, clearly everyone else's calendars are broken.

Someone clearly missed that I was talking to Alice and used your statement to reinforce that her calendar is a dirty liar.
Unless, you are just showing off your trustworthy calendar..

Today's July 30th. The calendar is right in front of me, saying that.

Looks like your calendar is broken.

Or your calendar is a dirty liar. I had that problem once.

I can't believe someone would believe the 34th of August exists in Earth's calendar!

Akonyl can't believe that you can't believe someone would believe the 34th of August exists in Earth's calendar!

You sounded like you can't believe Akonyl can't believe that I can't believe someone would believe the 34th of August exists in Earth's calendar!

No, I believe that you don't believe that Akonyl can't believe that Alice can't believe her calendar is a dirty liar on Earth.
.......Wait, that doesn't look right.

LOL......