Abs.

[Akonyl]

Akonyl wanted to arrest himself while we were together I'm still heartbroken because of that T-T

He only wanted to do it to protect you...  Wait, why am I defending him?

Hey now, why be heartbroken about that?

Although I don't need Abs's dirty words to defend me, he's totally right. Had I been allowed to arrest myself, I never would have gotten (mistakenly) killed, so you would be alive too and I totally would have been able to do my speech instead of having the GM pop out the letter with it written down. D:

However, as to your wanting to make babies with Abs, I'm perfectly fine with that. As, if you don't already know, you'll soon find out that he means he just wants to employ you in his creepy baby-assembling factory, where he makes grotesque abominations to nature from the parts of children killed in the Mafia rounds. Though if you meant it in another way, then I am totally uncool with that.

[Commi-Ninja]

Abs.  is what I voted for.

(And it seems there are now FOUR people who want to make babies with Abs. O_o)

[pofa]

*pushes cart down the Abs. asile* What's with all these weird flavors? conia's right. The original is the best.

It's also healthier:

"Abs.--now with 20% less sodium!"  8)

[Abs.]

(And it seems there are now FOUR people who want to make babies with Abs. O_o)

*flex*

*pushes cart down the Abs. asile* What's with all these weird flavors? conia's right. The original is the best.

It's also healthier:

"Abs.--now with 20% less sodium!"  8)

How can it be the original if they changed the formula?  D:

[pofa]

*pushes cart down the Abs. asile* What's with all these weird flavors? conia's right. The original is the best.

It's also healthier:

"Abs.--now with 20% less sodium!"  8)

How can it be the original if they changed the formula?  D:

See, the original is the only flavor that has the low sodium option. They could never make a low sodium Abs. or Abs.! that tasted any good.

[Abs.]

However, as to your wanting to make babies with Abs, I'm perfectly fine with that. As, if you don't already know, you'll soon find out that he means he just wants to employ you in his creepy baby-assembling factory, where he makes grotesque abominations to nature from the parts of children killed in the Mafia rounds. Though if you meant it in another way, then I am totally uncool with that.

It is up to the chooser to decide for themselves!

[Kleene Onigiri]

Akonyl wanted to arrest himself while we were together I'm still heartbroken because of that T-T

He only wanted to do it to protect you...  Wait, why am I defending him?

Hey now, why be heartbroken about that?

Although I don't need Abs's dirty words to defend me, he's totally right. Had I been allowed to arrest myself, I never would have gotten (mistakenly) killed, so you would be alive too and I totally would have been able to do my speech instead of having the GM pop out the letter with it written down. D:

Oh, I see <3

However, as to your wanting to make babies with Abs, I'm perfectly fine with that. As, if you don't already know, you'll soon find out that he means he just wants to employ you in his creepy baby-assembling factory, where he makes grotesque abominations to nature from the parts of children killed in the Mafia rounds. Though if you meant it in another way, then I am totally uncool with that.

Wow, scary! It's a trap from Abs.! And I just wanted a soccer team

[Abs.]

If it is a footyball team youse wants, it is a footyball team youse shall gets!  Abs. always strives to please.

Do not believe the lying words of the man that has broken your heart.

[Girl19]

Damn, my hand slipped and voted for the wrong option.

[Abs.]

^ Don't worry, I won't tell anyone 

[Kleene Onigiri]

Abs. get's his harem XD

You know you have to pay for the babies btw? ;p

[Girl19]

Wha-what babies? I didn't vote for that option.. *Becomes paranoid* *Hides*

[Akonyl]

If it is a footyball team youse wants, it is a footyball team youse shall gets!  Abs. always strives to please.

Do not believe the lying words of the man that has broken your heart.

Says the man who paid off an inspector so that his factory could pass health+safety inspections.

[mangaluva]

If it is a footyball team youse wants, it is a footyball team youse shall gets!  Abs. always strives to please.

Do not believe the lying words of the man that has broken your heart.

Says the man who paid off an inspector so that his factory could pass health+safety inspections.

Is this the baby-making factory? Because I, for one, am shocked that such a wholesome industry should come under suspicion.

[Abs.]

Don't mind Akonyl.  He wants to make babies with the Abs. as well, but just doesn't want to admit it openly.