The Chemistry Exam Question

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mangaluva wrote: BTW, this story's pretty similar so I thought I'd post it here:

An english lit teacher set his class a creative writing excercise. The students had to write the shortest story possible containing three themes: religion, sexuality and mystery.

The A+ story:
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Oh God, I'm pregnant and I don't know who did it.
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mangaluva wrote: BTW, this story's pretty similar so I thought I'd post it here:

An english lit teacher set his class a creative writing excercise. The students had to write the shortest story possible containing three themes: religion, sexuality and mystery.

The A+ story:
Spoiler:
Oh God, I'm pregnant and I don't know who did it.
LOL

I wonder though what all the other students did. Would someone write an actual short story with the three themes? I'd probably do that (give me a break. I've written a novel. what is a short story compared to that?  8))

oh better, one of the students must have written: "The mysterious jew had sex with three hundred girls." now how do they know he is jewish?  ;)
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lol i think a simpsons quote would do nicely in that exercise

'if cain and abel were the only children of adam and eve, then how did they make more children?'

*extra for the laughs* - 'Did they do it with their mother or with each other?'
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Rellik wrote: lol i think a simpsons quote would do nicely in that exercise

'if cain and abel were the only children of adam and eve, then how did they make more children?'

*extra for the laughs* - 'Did they do it with their mother or with each other?'
Haha.... (reminds me of Nelson's laugh).

But yeah, Adam and Eve were the first man and woman. Doesn't mean they were the only man and woman created by God. Only the first. So after them, God decided... I think I'll make a few adjustments... and made the Amish.

Cain committed the 3rd oldest crime in the book (murder. The first two were of course, disobeying God and putting on clothes.)
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mangaluva wrote: BTW, this story's pretty similar so I thought I'd post it here:

An english lit teacher set his class a creative writing excercise. The students had to write the shortest story possible containing three themes: religion, sexuality and mystery.

The A+ story:
Spoiler:
Oh God, I'm pregnant and I don't know who did it.
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