here's some I found on thedailywtf.com
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There's more there :-X
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I'll add this one. This is what happens when a computer program learns proper English.
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Real Engrish
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C'mon let's keep the ball rolloing
here's some I found on thedailywtf.com
And this one's are not in engrish funny, but still... very funny
Here's the original article :D http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Phone-Pain.aspx#Pic3
There's more there :-X
Edit:
I'll add this one. This is what happens when a computer program learns proper English.
And another one that gives you plenty of options for a proper conversation
Original Article
here's some I found on thedailywtf.com
There's more there :-X
Edit:
I'll add this one. This is what happens when a computer program learns proper English.
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This whole thing reminds me of http://engrish.com/ if you don't know of it... SHAME ON YOU...
and in honor of this topic... I'll go get one of the pics from engrish.com....
From engrish's description: America is finger lickin’ good!
Oh I do so love that site <3
and in honor of this topic... I'll go get one of the pics from engrish.com....
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Oh I do so love that site <3
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oh man, I haven't been to engrish in ages. One of my favorites is probablykyuuketsuki wrote: This whole thing reminds me of http://engrish.com/ if you don't know of it... SHAME ON YOU...
and in honor of this topic... I'll go get one of the pics from engrish.com....
From engrish's description: America is finger lickin’ good!Spoiler:
Oh I do so love that site <3
http://www.engrish.com/2002/10/god-jesus/
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i dunno if this counts but today the teacher asked a girl to give the present,past, participles ,of the word sink, the girl answerd Sink , sank , sunk , sunking , sunking , its like the engrish way of saying thinking .
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Top ten Bush's pearls of wisdom:
http://www.send2press.com/newswire/2005 ... -002.shtml
I like number 4
http://www.send2press.com/newswire/2005 ... -002.shtml
I like number 4
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not really engrish but more of these mistakes that makes you laugh:
Intercultural Humor
Here are some signs that were posted around the world. What were they really trying to say?
In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
In a hotel in Italy (Personal ex.): The direction is not responsible for your belongings.
In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.
In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastary: You are welcome to visit the cemetary where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
On the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
In a Bangkok dry cleaner's: Drop your trousers here for best results.
In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
In an East African newspaper: A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.
A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.
In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours -- we guarantee no miscarriages.
In the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.
In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today -- no ice cream.
English sign in a German caf?: Mothers, please wash your hans before eating.
In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
In a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
On the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases.
In an Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
Intercultural Humor
Here are some signs that were posted around the world. What were they really trying to say?
In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
In a hotel in Italy (Personal ex.): The direction is not responsible for your belongings.
In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.
In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastary: You are welcome to visit the cemetary where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
On the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
In a Bangkok dry cleaner's: Drop your trousers here for best results.
In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
In an East African newspaper: A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.
A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.
In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours -- we guarantee no miscarriages.
In the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.
In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today -- no ice cream.
English sign in a German caf?: Mothers, please wash your hans before eating.
In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
In a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
On the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases.
In an Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
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i gues there are peps with worse spelling then me out there sence its so hard to disfer my spelling sum time evryone here shud know =P
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Hey Alucard, have you ever misspelled the phrase "I am coming"?
btw, your my favorite poster... lol
hope that doesn't offend you
btw, your my favorite poster... lol
hope that doesn't offend you
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LOL... What are you trying to say?hakkaino7 wrote: Hey Alucard, have you ever misspelled the phrase "I am coming"?
btw, your my favorite poster... lol
hope that doesn't offend you
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It's like a new puzzle every time I read his posts... It's not hard... but it's funbluekaitou1412 wrote:LOL... What are you trying to say?hakkaino7 wrote: Hey Alucard, have you ever misspelled the phrase "I am coming"?
btw, your my favorite poster... lol
hope that doesn't offend you
again, I hope I'm not offending him
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nope you dont offend me trust me i know how fun it is to read my spelling sum time is very errateing to uthere peaple or thay find it a challange to understand what i am trying to say spell wise my spelling is better then a doctor handwriteing so long as if its understandable to a point and you can disaifer it like old hi ro glifs i am fine with it oh and yes i misspelld t hat word few time and for and esay and sum took the wrong way lol any way i been out for so long i berly got back sence i moved to c heck out das dctp wep site any how i am trying to remenber tho els here love trying to translate my spelling sence its ahakkaino7 wrote: Hey Alucard, have you ever misspelled the phrase "I am coming"?
btw, your my favorite poster... lol
hope that doesn't offend you
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Glad to hear that your not offendedAluecard wrote:nope you dont offend me trust me i know how fun it is to read my spelling sum time is very errateing to uthere peaple or thay find it a challange to understand what i am trying to say spell wise my spelling is better then a doctor handwriteing so long as if its understandable to a point and you can disaifer it like old hi ro glifs i am fine with it oh and yes i misspelld t hat word few time and for and esay and sum took the wrong way lol any way i been out for so long i berly got back sence i moved to c heck out das dctp wep site any how i am trying to remenber tho els here love trying to translate my spelling sence its a :) challange of its on sum timeshakkaino7 wrote: Hey Alucard, have you ever misspelled the phrase "I am coming"?
btw, your my favorite poster... lol
hope that doesn't offend you
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It's like one of their requirements to be a doctor
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it's actually because they weave insults into their perscriptions, telling the pharmacist about how much of an idiot you are for getting sick/injured.hakkaino7 wrote:Glad to hear that your not offendedAluecard wrote:nope you dont offend me trust me i know how fun it is to read my spelling sum time is very errateing to uthere peaple or thay find it a challange to understand what i am trying to say spell wise my spelling is better then a doctor handwriteing so long as if its understandable to a point and you can disaifer it like old hi ro glifs i am fine with it oh and yes i misspelld t hat word few time and for and esay and sum took the wrong way lol any way i been out for so long i berly got back sence i moved to c heck out das dctp wep site any how i am trying to remenber tho els here love trying to translate my spelling sence its a :) challange of its on sum timeshakkaino7 wrote: Hey Alucard, have you ever misspelled the phrase "I am coming"?
btw, your my favorite poster... lol
hope that doesn't offend youAnd yeah, I also think a doctor's handwriting is waaay worse than engrishSpoiler:
It's like one of their requirements to be a doctor
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I sure hope you're being sarcastic...Akonyl wrote: it's actually because they weave insults into their perscriptions, telling the pharmacist about how much of an idiot you are for getting sick/injured.
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I'm sure if I wasn't, I would have heard about someone complaining about a doctor who offended them through a doctor's note on the news.Chekhov MacGuffin wrote:I sure hope you're being sarcastic...Akonyl wrote: it's actually because they weave insults into their perscriptions, telling the pharmacist about how much of an idiot you are for getting sick/injured.