DCTP Shorts: A Collection of Timeless Random Stories

[PT]

How can fate be so cruel Now the only thing I can do is write about our time together

*uses xpon as a shield from the kisses*

Well... I look forward to your stories about our time together, since it's the only thing we have left.

You are a horrible, horrible person. D:

I thought I was Vermouth with the kiss of death.

You don't have the kiss of death.

[Yurikochan]

I thought I was Vermouth with the kiss of death.

You don't have the kiss of death.

Your right, I just have other ways to kill and not get caught.

[bluekaitou1412]

Don't forget about me and tell our daughter I love her, will you?

I'm not horrible, I'm awesome

[PT]

Your right, I just have other ways to kill and not get caught.

True.

Don't forget about me and tell our daughter I love her, will you?

I'm not horrible, I'm awesome

...daughter?! We have a daughter? And I forgot about her?! How old is she? What's her name? Where is she? Oh my god, I'm a horrible mother!

You're terribly confused.

[bluekaitou1412]

How could you forget?! You even named her hopelessidiot D:

Yes, I am confused Why do I have to be so awesome

[Yurikochan]

Your right, I just have other ways to kill and not get caught.

True.

Don't forget about me and tell our daughter I love her, will you?

I'm not horrible, I'm awesome

...daughter?! We have a daughter? And I forgot about her?! How old is she? What's her name? Where is she? Oh my god, I'm a horrible mother!

You're terribly confused.

*goes back to blackmailing*

You have a daughter, PT!!! Koihime, Striprice, and her will have to be best friends. Wait is that why Dus adopted her! And she really IS my sister!!! Okaa-san!

[PT]

How could you forget?! You even named her hopelessidiot D:

Yes, I am confused Why do I have to be so awesome

"How could I forget"? You wiped my memory! But I'll go see her now.

Psh. Awesome isn't the word I'd use.

*goes back to blackmailing*

You have a daughter, PT!!! Koihime, Striprice, and her will have to be best friends. Wait is that why Dus adopted her! And she really IS my sister!!! Okaa-san!

Don't blackmail me. D:

This is the first I'm hearing of this! And... we decided I can't be your mother. I makes things weird, remember? Although Dus adopting her and being Kogoro kind of makes this ironic. XD

[bluekaitou1412]

I did? I can't remember wiping your memory... unless, I used the memory-alterator on myself?! D:

What word will you use then?

[PT]

Well you did just say you altered my memory after you stole a kiss from me! Who knows how many other times you wiped my memory. Clearly there was more going on than that one kiss.

The one I used before: horrible.

[bluekaitou1412]

Now that I think about it... there were some other things we did after I stole the kiss

Nuuuuu!!

[PT]

Obviously. Though... why did I agree to it...? ...I blame the harem instincts.

[bluekaitou1412]

You were pretty... uhhh... forceful... then. I didn't want to do it, but you threatened me with a syringe

*puts up xpon shield*

[PT]

I highly doubt that.

*dodges xpon shield and goes for bluek*

[Yurikochan]

Obviously. Though... why did I agree to it...? ...I blame the harem instincts.

BK IS in the harem!!!!
*doesn't blackmail PT, starts blackmailing DT*

This whole thing is ironic. But you said I would be your daughter it's on the DCTP family chart!

[PT]

bluek has been in the harem for awhile.

....but it's awkward. D: I don't like this. Nothing against you, but I tell you things I couldn't tell my daughter.