Things I shouldn't do in the Black Organization...

[Suutashi]

I will not use the target range as the place to cook Christmas dinner.

[Callid]

I will not expect other members to give me Christmas presents.

[Stopwatch]

I will not organise a Secret Santa event between members, I especially won't pair Gin and Vermouth to get each other presents.

[mangaluva]

I will not give Gin curlers for Christmas.

[Suutashi]

I will not dress up as Santa and go down HQ's chimney's, if it has one. It's not a good idea to sneak into an evil organization full of hyper-vigilant, trigger-happy agents while dressed up as someone unfamiliar.

[mangaluva]

Black Peter is not a member of the Organization, nor will he be our mascot.

[Suutashi]

I will not start a betting pool for what people think is under Vodka's hat.
I will also not attach a small metal loop to Vodka's hat and create a "Remove Vodka's Hat with a Fishing Pole" game.

[IHKF]

I won't write yaoi fanfiction at any time while I am an active BO member... nor will I crack jokes about the acronym.

[Callid]

I won't write yaoi fanfiction at any time while I am an active BO member... nor will I crack jokes about the acronym.

I will never write any kind of fan fiction involving other BO members. And should I have done so, I'll not show it to anyone. This goes especially if it's lemon.

[mangaluva]

We do not go wassailing, and any wassailers who turn up at HQ will be shot.

[Suutashi]

If I happen to see a strange man running about wearing a long red coat with hair resembling the bristles of a broom I will keep it to myself.

Edit: I will not ask Vermouth how her trip to Oklahoma went.

[Borealis]

I will not, for wathever reason, set Gin up as a teacher

[Callid]

I will not, for wathever reason, set Gin up as a teacher

Nor will I ever create a situation in which he has to work in an office.

[sstimson]

When going to the New Years Black Tie Bo affair, I will not wear a White Tie and Cape.

Happy New Year

[Stopwatch]

I will not ally all the Townies people on Conan's side and destroy the BO from inside.