Things I shouldn't do in the Black Organization...

[sstimson]

I will pour Oil on the Ground and add it to our snow maker, to make sure the BO does not have a WHITE Christmas.

[mangaluva]

We do not have a "bring your child to work day". Any children brought into work will be put into the training regime, and questions will be asked about why said child was not already on the program.

[Suutashi]

I will not drug Chianti in order to allow a tattoo artist to make her butterfly tattoo symmetrical.

[redangelran]

I will not follow Gin or Vodka or Vermouth around with a mistletoe when they're on missions.

^The following was inspired by this.

I will not trick Gin and Vodka into standing under mistletoe at the same time. It could end badly.

XDDDDDD

LOL. this made my day ROFL

[mangaluva]

We will not attempt to summon the Forces of Darkness to aid our plans. Everyone knows that it always ends badly and even we need our souls.

[Suutashi]

I will not swap out everyone's clothing out with Seifuku. The number of Org members that look down right disturbing when they wear stuff like that outweighs the number that actually look good in Seifuku.

[sstimson]

When watching Christmas movies, I will watch Holiday Inn instead of White Christmas and mute the ending song.

[Suutashi]

I will not send a Valentine to Gin saying "To Koibito-san". At least two people will wind up dead because of that.

[mangaluva]

I will not suggest nicorette patches for Gin. Nor will I replace his cigarettes with menthols.

[Suutashi]

No matter how bored I become: I will not leak Nitrous Oxide into the room where a mission briefing is taking place.

[mangaluva]

No, Gin should not look into a career as a pop idol.

[Suutashi]

I will not play theme music while out on a mission.

[Callid]

I will not play theme music while out on a mission.

Not will I start singing children songs.

[Suutashi]

I will not suggest using a candy cane spike as a murder weapon.

[sstimson]

I should not throw FBI agents Kir and Bourbon a Birthday Party, or Invite them to any kind of Private Bo Event