Things I shouldn't do in the Black Organization...

[sstimson]

The BO should not - Invite Dracula in to teach a course on World Domination or is that Damnation?

[Borealis]

I will not ask the boss if he has read the evil overlord list.

[Commi-Ninja]

I will not suggest that the boss ought to read the Evil Overlord list.  Doing so may (and likely will) result in my termination.  Permanent termination.

[Suutashi]

I will not raid Vermouth's cache of disguise make-up for the sake of a costume contest.
I will not force anyone to dress up as a dead or defected member of the organization because I claim to really miss him/her.

[Commi-Ninja]

I will not put on a parade for the Organization.  This would cause unwanted publicity.

[Suutashi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8K_Tp5DKjE&NR=1&feature=endscreen
I will not use the method shown at 0:40 to test the communication systems before leaving on a group mission.

[Borealis]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8K_Tp5DKjE&NR=1&feature=endscreen
I will not use the method shown at 0:40 to test the communication systems before leaving on a group mission.

*snigger*
I just imagined Vermouth doing that^^

[Suutashi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8K_Tp5DKjE&NR=1&feature=endscreen
I will not use the method shown at 0:40 to test the communication systems before leaving on a group mission.

*snigger*
I just imagined Vermouth doing that^^

I would image that she'd do that just to annoy Gin. After all, that's one of her favorite past-times (second only to Sherry hunting).

[Silver1412]

I will not force other members of the organization to do this dance simply because they have coats.

[sstimson]

As Silver can be dangerous, I make sure sure that any Silver within 50 miles becomes Cadmium and is taken to our poison makers.

[Raifuujin]

I will not ask if they want to play mafia.

I will not make any mention of the strange high school girl, because they might kill me for swearing that she could use magic and rides on a broomstick.

I will not steal and try on any member's sunglasses, especially not Vodka's and Korn's.

[Commi-Ninja]

Putting glue in Vodka's hat while he sleeps is a bad idea.  Even though he might not notice.

[Bloody Haven]

I will not dye Gin's hair pink.. I will not dye Gin's hair pink.. Oops, too late.

Spoiler:

(I know it's messy)

[Suutashi]

I will not leave a case of Coors Light in the Org's break room. I don't want to give anyone the wrong idea. 

Spoiler: The reason why it would.

[Paix672]

I will not leave a case of Coors Light in the Org's break room. I don't want to give anyone the wrong idea. 

Spoiler: The reason why it would.

XD