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Favorite Crack Pairings

Postby KawanoMino » September 3rd, 2011, 9:04 am

I wondered what everyone's favorite crack pairings were, and thus this topic was born!

My favorite crack pairings are:

Ai x Mitsuhiko (is this crack or canon?)
Heiji x Ran
Heiji x Ai
Kaito x Akako
Hakuba x Ran
Heiji x Akako

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Re: Favorite Crack Pairings

Postby kirite » September 3rd, 2011, 10:29 am

Did someone say crack pairings? 8D

I love HeijixAkako <3.  You know, the one where Heiji says something insensitive and Akako sets him on fire (I really do love this couple, it's hilarious). 

AkakoxKaito
AkakoxAoko
ShihoxEisuke
ShihoxKID
Shiho...okay seriously I'm just going to pair Akako and Shiho with everyone.  Moving on.  (They're just too awesome derp)

And of course

ShinichixAnyone  Seriously everyone wants this guy.  I like SaguruxShinichi lol.  Holmes freaks, UNITE. 

I like SaguruxAoko.  Where Aoko knows Saguru is just dating her to get to Kaito (as usual) but still puts up with him and Saguru learns to act like a normal human being (impolite, dorky, condescending, yet genuine) around girls.

Go figure that 95% of these couples are non romantic OTL.  I'm sorry if that's not what you have in mind.
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Re: Favorite Crack Pairings

Postby Stopwatch » September 3rd, 2011, 10:31 am

Well, there was this awesome Takagi/Kid fic... :-X
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Re: Favorite Crack Pairings

Postby KawanoMino » September 3rd, 2011, 10:33 am

kirite wrote:Did someone say crack pairings? 8D

I love HeijixAkako <3.  You know, the one where Heiji says something insensitive and Akako sets him on fire (I really do love this couple, it's hilarious).  

AkakoxKaito
AkakoxAoko
ShihoxEisuke
ShihoxKID
Shiho...okay seriously I'm just going to pair Akako and Shiho with everyone.  Moving on.  (They're just too awesome derp)

And of course

ShinichixAnyone  Seriously everyone wants this guy.  I like SaguruxShinichi lol.  Holmes freaks, UNITE.  

I like SaguruxAoko.  Where Aoko knows Saguru is just dating her to get to Kaito (as usual) but still puts up with him and Saguru learns to act like a normal human being (impolite, dorky, condescending, yet genuine) around girls.

Go figure that 95% of these couples are non romantic OTL.  I'm sorry if that's not what you have in mind.
Actually, this is exactly what I had in mind. :D Isn't non-romantic exactly how you describe a crack pairing? XD

I also like Hakuba x Aoko. They make a cute little couple.
Heiji x Akako! \o/
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Re: Favorite Crack Pairings

Postby kirite » September 3rd, 2011, 10:35 am

Stopwatch wrote:Well, there was this awesome Takagi/Kid fic... :-X


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Re: Favorite Crack Pairings

Postby mangaluva » September 3rd, 2011, 11:01 am

I once had to write a Vodka x Ayumi, so that wins a little in my heart.

Gin x anyone is also something I consider crack, because... GIN!

You can also make any pairing a crack pairing by imagining that one of the pair is Vermouth.

Oh, and for crack threesomes? Quite fond of Shinichi x Kaito x Hakuba ;)
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Re: Favorite Crack Pairings

Postby Kleene Onigiri » September 3rd, 2011, 12:03 pm

Always wondered. Is crack pairings = non-canon parings?
Or is crack a new category, where the pairings are more "extreme" (like pairing up people that never met before and stuff)?
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Re: Favorite Crack Pairings

Postby Eve » September 3rd, 2011, 12:17 pm

This reminds me of TheBlind's Wedding thread... that one was epically funny!!!!
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Re: Favorite Crack Pairings

Postby Stopwatch » September 3rd, 2011, 1:00 pm

Kleene Onigiri wrote:Always wondered. Is crack pairings = non-canon parings?
Or is crack a new category, where the pairings are more "extreme" (like pairing up people that never met before and stuff)?

Sorta the second one. Crack pairings are called 'crack pairings' 'cause it's like they're on drugs, basically, it means they usually don't make any sense and are often pretty crazy, stuff like...I don't know, Dobby/Dumbledore, things like that. Sometimes they're quite good though, once you get over the weirdness of it, sometimes.
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Re: Favorite Crack Pairings

Postby xGinx » September 3rd, 2011, 1:12 pm

Stopwatch wrote:
Kleene Onigiri wrote:Always wondered. Is crack pairings = non-canon parings?
Or is crack a new category, where the pairings are more "extreme" (like pairing up people that never met before and stuff)?

Sorta the second one. Crack pairings are called 'crack pairings' 'cause it's like they're on drugs, basically, it means they usually don't make any sense and are often pretty crazy, stuff like...I don't know, Dobby/Dumbledore, things like that. They're never good though, never.


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Re: Favorite Crack Pairings

Postby mangaluva » September 3rd, 2011, 2:55 pm

If you write them well, they can be hilarious XD
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Re: Favorite Crack Pairings

Postby Eve » September 3rd, 2011, 2:58 pm

mangaluva wrote:If you write them well, they can be hilarious XD


Man... Where did that wedding thread goes? These guys need to see it LOL
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Re: Favorite Crack Pairings

Postby MaitreDétective » September 3rd, 2011, 2:59 pm

Shinichi X Kazuha
Shiho X KID
Akako X Heiji
Megure X Eri
Sato X Kogoro
Yukiko X Takagi
Hakuba X Sonoko
Ayumi X Apollo

is this crack enough?
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Re: Favorite Crack Pairings

Postby KawanoMino » September 3rd, 2011, 4:30 pm

MaitreDétective wrote:Shinichi X Kazuha
Shiho X KID
Akako X Heiji
Megure X Eri
Sato X Kogoro
Yukiko X Takagi
Hakuba X Sonoko
Ayumi X Apollo

is this crack enough?
yes. Yes they are.
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Re: Favorite Crack Pairings

Postby Stopwatch » September 3rd, 2011, 4:39 pm

Does KidShinRan (as in three way pairing) count as cracky? I'm too immunised to it to tell anymore...
And @kirite: I can't remember the name of it at the moment, but I'll tell you if I find it again.
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