The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[Osaka Detective]

To Megure:
Haibara: The chance of poison through Poison X is 0.9543%,and for someone to die from that poison is as rare as an antidode working on APTX4869
Megure: Dafuq?
Conan: Don't mind her, she drank a bit too much yesterday
Megure: Okay so you guys drink and talk about poison, are you guys really kids?
Conan *thoughts*: Damn, cover blown.

[svon1]

Conan: Come now stop crying, you are much prettier than Vermouth I swear it

lol


throwing randomly in 2 other similarly pictures

Spoiler:

[b8ajenai]

*Conan was used to groping a taller woman*

[svon1]

*Conan was used to groping a taller woman*

it might be Ran

Spoiler:

[kward]

Another three pictures.

Spoiler:

[Ringo]

from kward

Mitsuhiko
We have to study, Ge... Oh. Anatomy.

[MDavid]

Even though I've become smaller, my power remains the same...
The unbeaten great vehicle...
There is only one triumph!

[b8ajenai]

Japan has weird cultural festivals.

[pikacutie25]

Amidst all the sadness and excitement of DCTP anime's final days, all the hilarity continues...

Spoiler:

Haibara: What are you doing?
Conan: Wh-what? Nothing, nothing! Certainly not trying to steal a few APTX antidotes behind your back or anything...nope!
Haibara: ...do us all a favor and never become an actor.



Sonoko: Hey, Ran! I never realized how comfortable this brat is to sit on!
Conan: Gin, why couldn't you get the job done the first time...?



Megure: All the preparations have been completed successfully. This model is the most promising one yet. See, it's already taken out Mouri-kun over there without anyone noticing.
Takagi: Good. After it takes every other officer in the division out of the picture, no one shall stand between me and Sato-san!



Genta: Come on, there's got to be something in this book on how to dispose of murder weapons...
Mitsuhiko: Genta-kun is...reading!?

[kward]

More pictures :

Spoiler:

[b8ajenai]

Genta--master of hide and seek.


Ran's Thoughts: *gasp* Shinichi has the same fascination with toilets!

[sstimson]

First sorry if this seem in bad taste. Think chicken little and you might understand where the idea came from.



Genta: The world is coming to an end. DCTP anime is no more!!!. See. The sky is falling.

Genta: Oh. Wait. . . .

Genta: It was only a table.

[Ringo]

from kward

Sonoko
Why so serious?

[sstimson]

Sonoko (Singing) :

DCTP anime is gone,
Put on a happy face;
They decided to move on,
Put on a happy face.
It is time to find a new group,
Now that they've gone;
You need to stay in the loop
and carrry on!
Pick out a pleasant outlook,
Stick out that noble chin;
Wipe off that "full of doubt" look,
Slap on a happy grin!
And spread sunshine all over the place,
Just put on a happy face!


Disclaimer: Changed a few lines of Put On A Happy Face from Bye Bye Birdie. Original lyrics are Here. Also thank for rhyming help from Here.

[svon1]

pic from kward

Conan:I dont know how to tell but the TV is the murderer..