Postby Dus » December 7th, 2010, 3:22 pm
The Advent of the Lieutenant
Dus, breva, meme, and Eve are quietly sitting there sipping tea. The atmosphere is surprisingly tense for a tea party, no one speaks, but the women keep exchanging knowing glances. Weird, Dus thinks. This tea has an oddly tangy, metallic taste about it. I wonder what they put in it? Suddenly, Dus feels a fever creeping up on him. What the hell is happening to him? He bends over, because the pain in his just is growing stronger and stronger. He looks at the others - they also seem to be in pain, but they are still smiling. At some point, he passes out.
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When he awakens, he finds himself to be naked and lying amidst some massive amount of textiles. His head is still hurting like hell. "Ugh...Where the hell am I? What the hell just happened? " He looks around and notices that he seems to be on some kind of wooden plateau. The surroundings look oddly familiar and there is some weirdly shaped, white rock in front of him. He walks around this strange rock and what he sees on the other side of it pleases his eyes.
The three women are also there, dressed the way God intended. He clears his throat. The ladies notice him and blush. "Bonjour, mademoiselles. Would you mind telling me what the hell is going on? Because I am a wee bit confused, even if I do like the way events are progressing."
Eve is the first to speak: "You have just become a test subject of the improved formula for the APTX. It doesn't shrink you into a kid but into a tiny version of your adult self. We were planning to go swimming in this cup of tea, wanna join us?" She points towards the white rock and Dus notices that there seems to be a ladder carved into the porcelain.
"Of course I didn't plan for your arrival and I can't offer you any swimming trunks." She picks up four Bikinis from the ground. "But this must be your lucky day, I brought a spare bikini!"
The girls giggle
[color=green]Meanwhile, at the dining hall:
The townies are still not sure what is going on. Dus hasn't returned and they haven't seen Watson or anyone else either. And there is a suspicious lack of food!
Commi clears her throat: "Well, I do think we ought to vote. I honestly don't think there is another way we can end this one. Personally, I think the one behind all this is Pro...ZURGLBERGLVURGLBLÖRG."
Commi-Ninja (Araide) drops to the floor, foam at her mouth.
Prof Paranoia scratches his forehead. "Oh well, I guess this was to be expected. Obviously, I'm not the one behind all this, but I have an idea who is."
He turns to Grawwbear: "Listen, just one more thing. You don't happen to know anything about these mysterious robberies that have been happening, ma'am?"
Graww starts sweating: "Umm...eh...y-yes...I mean..no...I mean..:"
Prof smiles.
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"Just like I thought" He draws a gun from his pocket. "Guess you're the one to bite the dust today." He looks around the room: "Any objections?" No one says anything. "Just like I thought." He shoots and the lifeless body of Grawwbear (Akemi) drops to the ground.
[color=red]Lynch votes:
Grawwbear: ProfParanoia (1)
Yup, he's just that awesomeNight 6 begins!
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Dus on December 7th, 2010, 7:32 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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