Mafia Round 16 - Yarrharr~ (BO wins!)

[Akonyl]

Lynch Ako-chan!

Cheh! You can't lynch me, you can't even vote!

*Frightens everyone*

[Edogawa4869]

Lynch Ako-chan!

Cheh! You can't lynch me, you can't even vote!

*Frightens everyone*

*Discombobulates*

[Yurikochan]

Lynch Ako-chan!

Cheh! You can't lynch me, you can't even vote!

*Frightens everyone*

But But I'm the mayor! ...wait wrong game.

[PhoenixTears]

I don't have to be prep phase to know... I just do. That's how awesome Tequila is.

Right up until he gets killed in an explosion....

[Akonyl]

Lynch Ako-chan!

Cheh! You can't lynch me, you can't even vote!

*Frightens everyone*

*Discombobulates*

on the contrary, mister edogawa... you were discombobulated.

DUN DUN DUN

I don't have to be prep phase to know... I just do. That's how awesome Tequila is.

Right up until he gets killed in an explosion....

That's DC canon, this is mafia canon, where okiya and akai can coexist.

[Edogawa4869]

Lynch Ako-chan!

Cheh! You can't lynch me, you can't even vote!

*Frightens everyone*

*Discombobulates*

on the contrary, mister edogawa... you were discombobulated.

DUN DUN DUN

[PhoenixTears]

That's DC canon, this is mafia canon, where okiya and akai can coexist.

Minor technicality.

[xpon]

Lynch Ako-chan!

Cheh! You can't lynch me, you can't even vote!

*Frightens everyone*

But But I'm the mayor! ...wait wrong game.

you want to take my Title? i am the mayor

[Kleene Onigiri]

Meanwhile, on the "Shitty Ship"...

Captain Kleene Onigiri: "All right Jack! Let's check the list! Is CTU aboard?"
Jack the sailor: "Yes, sir! He even brought a puppy with him sir!"
Kleene: "A puppy? We don't allow such… things here. We're not a petting zoo!"
CTU: "But! It's my pet!"
Kleene: "I said no! Leave that dog at the harbor! Well then… what about pofa? Ah, I think I saw her with a straight poker like face already.
What about Paix672 then?"
Jack: "Paix is ready! Everything alright here!"

Kleene: "Good. Next on the list is PhoenixTears."
Jack: " We have some problems with her…"
"Problems?"
"Yes… well. See that person over there burning?"
Kleene: "WHOA! Put the fire out, fast!"
Jack: "Well, that's the problem. We tried to put the fires out. But seems like she'll keep on burning."
PhoenixTears: "I'm sorry… I can't put the fire out. I'll just keep on burning. I hope it doesn't make any problems." *starts to cry*
Kleene: "It's ok! As long as you don't burn my ship, everything should be alright!"
PhoenixTears: " Thank you! I shouldn't burn the ship… at least not all of it…"
Kleene: "Oi oi… well, to the next one. What about Commi-ninja?"
Jack: "Well, we aren't sure if she's here actually."
Kleene: "Huh? What do you mean you don't know? She's either here or not!"
Jack: "Well, you know… It's a ninja thing. We never saw her personally boarding the ship. But we did see some shuriken on the wall."
Kleene: "Oh. Then she's on the ship. No problem there. WAIT! She shouldn't throw around shuriken and damage my ship! D: Whatever.
Oh, is Akonyl aboard?"
Jack: "Yes, we saw some blue bars coming aboard."
Kleene: "Great!" *whispers to jack* "Psst… give him the room next to mine"
Jack: "Uhm… alright. Well… uh… anyway. Seems Holmes arrived too. He even knew how old I was. And where I was born. And who I'm in love with. And who my parents are… all because he was shaking hands with me!"
Kleene: "Well, that's Holmes for you. What about Conia?"
Jack: "Conia, that stalker, is ready too. Same with Edogawa4869"
Edogawa: "Want some brownies?"

Kleene: "Uh… thanks" *eats brownies* " So, what about KainTheVampire? Argh!"
KainTheVampire: "Here I am! Aww, you're so cuddly! Thanks for inviting me!"
Kleene: "Alright alright. No problem. But don't surprise me like that with a hug. Look, Akonyl is turning into yellow bars. Well, what about Yurikochan and meme?"
Jack: "They are ready too!"
Kleene: "And xpon?"
Jack: " Yes, he arrived too! But his cloths were all wet because of a flood."
Kleene: "Oh, that's not good. Hope he'll be ok. Well, what about Abs."
Jack: "He's on the ship. The crew said they saw him"
Kleene: "So, you didn't saw him yourself? I always wondered how he looks like…"
Jack: "Well, I didn't see him myself. But I have a picture. Rumor says that's him. Here."
Kleene: "Oh dear god! Burn that picture! Ahem… Well what about Par--- What the..?! What's that unicorn doing here?!"
Parkur: "Oh, that's my unicorn"
Kleene: "Take it away!"
Parkur: "But look, it's cute and nice and beautiful."
Kleene: "It already pooped some rainbows at my ship! Take it away immediately!"
Parkur:

Kleene: "Oh my… let's continue. What about Schillok and breva?"
Jack: "They are ready too. No problems here."
Kleene: "And nomemory?"
Jack: "Also here. But she was kinda confused. She couldn't remember why she was on the ship. Or what her name was. Or where she wanted to go. Then she went of and drank some tea."
Kleene: "Everything is alright then. So, what about Sherlock3?"
Jack: "Also aboard. She also knew where I was living, what my favorite color is and what I like to eat and so on just because I said welcome to her! You think… she and Holmes are related?"
Kleene: "Hm… possible? So, what about shin_ichi01?"
Jack: "Uh… she's also here. She greeted me with a kick…"
Kleene: "Haha! Nice greeting! And xcommando?"
Jack: "He's arrived. But I had to take away all his grenades and other explosives first before letting him on the ship.."
Kleene: "Woah, dangerous fellow! And the last two, Detective Tommy and Sakina?"
Jack: "They arrived a bit late. But still made it."
Kleene: "Alright! Then we are ready to set sail! Even tho we miss some people that couldn't make it… Let's take off!"

Suddenly, a lot of dust was blown around. Kleene: "Oh, welcome aboard dus!"


Night 1 started

PMs will be send out soon.

[Edogawa4869]

Let the games begin!

[Akonyl]

Abs is pretty scary.

And I like my cabin location. \o/

[Commi-Ninja]

*damages ship with more shuriken*

[Edogawa4869]

Hey, wait.... Do I get a cabin next to my wife?

[PhoenixTears]

Kleene... I would just like to say you're amazing. XD

Abs is pretty scary.

^

*sets part of the ship on fire*

[Yurikochan]

Kleene... I would just like to say you're amazing. XD

*seconds*

Abs is pretty scary.

^

*sets part of the ship on fire*

Are you gonna burn down the ship, PT? at least save me and Conia if you do.