Mafia 71: No More Akos (Town Wins)

[Kleene Onigiri]

Damn blueberry D: *punches Ak- I mean the blueberry*

Butler: "It's called the store becase... CTUsuhiko went here and then never came back!"

XDDD

[Akonyl]

:V

I was sad that you + Conia both died right before that, because if you'd survived, of all people playing both this round + round 13, you + Conia were the only ones who would've been alive at both parts. But instead, nobody gets to have a past-life flashback about dead children jokes D:

[Kleene Onigiri]

:V

I was sad that you + Conia both died right before that, because if you'd survived, of all people playing both this round + round 13, you + Conia were the only ones who would've been alive at both parts. But instead, nobody gets to have a past-life flashback about dead children jokes D:

Just means Conia and me need to get a comback as ghosts or something XD

[shinichi'sapprentice]

:V

I was sad that you + Conia both died right before that, because if you'd survived, of all people playing both this round + round 13, you + Conia were the only ones who would've been alive at both parts. But instead, nobody gets to have a past-life flashback about dead children jokes D:

Just means Conia and me need to get a comback as ghosts or something XD

Can we have a special participation of my bones pls?

[Conia]

:V

I was sad that you + Conia both died right before that, because if you'd survived, of all people playing both this round + round 13, you + Conia were the only ones who would've been alive at both parts. But instead, nobody gets to have a past-life flashback about dead children jokes D:

Just means Conia and me need to get a comback as ghosts or something XD

Spoiler: Boo!

[Jecka]

Not gonna lie, it took me a second to realize what Klenta was referencing :V
I'm sorry it's 1:30 am and I just got home OTL

Kleene nooooooooooooooooo D:
Conia Yaaaaaaa- I mean noooooooooooooo : DD D:

[MoonRaven]

I have no idea what to do in this phase.

[Kamite]

Players:
1. shinichi'sapprentice (???) killed Night 4
2. Stopwatch
3. PhoenixTears
4. Abs. (Yukiko) Lynched Day 2
5. Yurikochan
6. Kamite
7. blurfbreg
8. Jecka
9. Memesu
10. KaitoRizu
11. dumytru
12. Iwamoto Yuri (Tome) Killed Night 1
13. Kleene Onigiri (Takagi) APTX Day 4
14. cinnamoroll
15. Henry Gordan (Jodie) Killed Night 3
16. MoonRaven
17. Conia (Anokata-Eisuke) Lynched Day 4
18. Raiden (Vermouth-Camel) Lynched Day 3

[MoonRaven]

How many BO do you estimate to be still alive?

[Kamite]

I want to say 3

[Akonyl]

Added that list to the OP, realize I've been neglecting it, even though I've had the deaths in the summary post below the first post for a while

[Jecka]

Added that list to the OP, realize I've been neglecting it, even though I've had the deaths in the summary post below the first post for a while

I noticed this yesterday when I sent the vote but didn't think to mention it :X

[Akonyl]

As you continue walking down the hallway, you begin counting the televisions, curious as to how many of them there are. There's quite a lot of them, but as you reach the end of the televisions, you see the hallway end and open into what looks like a large room, though too dark to really tell. In total, on each wall of the hallway, there were thirty-five televisions, seventy in all. You wonder what they could all be for, when a voice echoes throughout the chamber.

"Once upon a time..." it begins, "there was a--"

"Oh no!" the butler shouts, "Watch out, it sounds like an evil monologue! I hate those!"

The voice pauses. "Once upon a time," it continues, "there was a man. A man named Akonyl. If there was one quality that could be used to describe him, it would have to be his intense, shameless hatred of bees. So great was this hate that he drew up plans for a doomsday device, and created a cloning machine containing his thoughts, so that after his death his clones could be created and imprinted with his will, in order to carry on and have the bees destroyed. But something unexpected happened. All of a sudden, a catastrophe struck Akonyland, wiping out every last clone. The machine saw this failure, and didn't know how to proceed. Eventually it decided that perhaps Akonyl himself wasn't enough. Maybe the clones needed to intermingle, have children, and diversify their DNA. And so the machine made these new clones, and watched their progress. But even then, with two being arrested and the rest, including their children, dead, the batch was yet another failure."

The butler whispers to the group. "Hey! I think one of those prisoners he's talking about was me! Thanks for getting me out, by the way."

The voice continues its rambling, not hearing the butler's interruption. "Clearly, something was wrong. The machine decided it needed to research a bit, to find out why these clones kept dying. In the end, it found seventy historical events, two even occurring here, which gave it its answer. Large slaughters for no reason other than the joy of killing, and the joy of a "fun" death. This was the answer. The driving factor behind all biological life. The natural endpoint of biological lifeforms is death, and so these groups of people joined these "games" in order to speed up their race to that final goal. Groups of people like you."

Suddenly and dramatically, all of the lights in the room turn on, temporarily blinding you! Ow, your eyes! At the far end of the room you can see someone sitting in a chair, but something looks a bit off about them.

"Of course, Akonyl was no different. He was just a man. He directed his desires towards only bees, but in the end, he was as imperfect and biological as the rest of the humans. And so the machine made me. Akonyl, not as flesh, but as machine. I am AKO.B.O.: Akonyl as a Binary Organism. But you can just call me Akobo, if you want. Perfect, mechanical, immortal. This time will not be a failure, I will finally succeed in carrying out Akonyl's will. But as we learned, his deepest desire wasn't just to kill bees... no, that was just a manifestation of humanity's desire for a fun death, so I've decided I'll be killing all humans too, to fulfill his real will. But of course, only in a fun manner. That extends to you too, obviously, I can't exactly have you all ruining my plans and leaving alive, but I'm certainly not going to be mean about it. In fact, I've ran many simulations, mini versions of those big murdery events, quite a lot of them actually, so I know how this goes, and how you enjoy it the most. Let's have some fun, group number seventy-one."

The shiny metal evil guy who's been monologuing at you this whole time gets out of his chair. He lifts his right hand and a claw descends from the ceiling, grabbing something out of his hand. The claw moves along a track and approaches the group, where it drops a gun in the middle, right in front of you. While you feel like you probably shouldn't obey his command, something inside you tells you that you need to. Nobody's died yet, but you feel like if you don't obey, someone else will probably do it instead.

"Oh right," he pauses, "how does this go again? I think I'm supposed to say...

"Day 5 Begins"

[dumytru]

\o/

[KaitoRizu]

Yahoo! \o/