Mafia 71: No More Akos (Town Wins)

[cinnamoroll]

*feels left out and useless* -_-

[Yurikochan]

*feels left out and useless* -_-

*hugs Bunny* <3

[MoonRaven]

Whooo! Go town. One BO down.

[shinichi'sapprentice]

Just got home and finally read the story.

I prefer VerDen... DenVer..? DENVERMEL

[KaitoRizu]

Finally got my electricity back... I'm glad it didn't last as much as last time So...

Memesu: "Very skillfully read, Kamite. Almost like I could see pictures inside my head."
dumytru: "I don't like the zombie part, should we take care of her too?"

Lol I can't stop laughing XD
One BO down! \o/ GO TOWN!! \o/

[Raiden]

The #SadTruth has been revealed.

Excluding a suicidal onigiri, the ruthless killers thirsting for Kleene's blood and want nothing more than bash in every rice corn in her moldy, nori-clad body has shown their true colours.

#OnigirisEverywhereUniteAgainstTheOppressors!

Anyone wanting to lynch Kleene will have to go through me!

I fended them off at the best of my ability could muster, but a girl can only do so much against overwhelming odds.

#OnigiriHatersRiot!

#BraveGirlStandingUpForOnigiriRightsDiesBecauseOfInjuriesSustained

#SashimivsSushiDebateContinues

[MoonRaven]

I also like Teriyaki-chicken.

[Kleene Onigiri]

Aww *hugs Raiden* Thank you for saving me from the lynching mob!

[Raiden]

I also like Teriyaki-chicken.

Spoiler: ;D

"ARGH! D-don't eat me! Whether teriyaki or any other kind of flavour, I taste bad!"


"So do not even think about eating me!"

[Yurikochan]

Why are we eating Apollo...Nick tried once though!

[Akonyl]

You snoop around the extremely well-lit town, to no avail. It looks like there's nothing usable (aside from some who-knows-how-old crackers that you found and decided to munch on), but then you hear a voice shout, so you decide to check over there a bit. You find Kleene Onigiri, next to a bus.

Kleene Onigiri: "Check this out! It's a bus! And it looks like it's in working condition."
Butler: "Interesting. I've never seen a bus like this before."
blurfbreg: "Isn't that a bit sketchy then?"
cinnamoroll: "You're worrying too much, what bad's ever happened on a bus?"
MoonRaven: "There was that one movie seri--"
KaitoRizu: "Yeah I guss you're right, nothing at all."
Butler: "Well then everyone, let's check it out."

The group boards the bus, noting that it's very new, but kind of drab looking, and there's a weird lack of a steering wheel. As you're checking out the inside of the bus, a voice speaks up from a speaker at the front.

Bus Voice: "Please state your destination."
Butler: "Um... hello? Hello!"
Bus Voice: "Please state your destination."
Butler: "Um, the Mount Akonylest Power Plant?"
Bus Voice: "Destination accepted. Starting navigation."
Butler: "Uh, okay. Quick, everyone! Onto the bus!"

The few people left outside quickly clamber into the bus as its engine revs up and it begins its drive. You've had a long day, and this looks like it'll be a long drive, so you want to get a bit of shut-eye. But is that really safe?

Conia: "I really wanna get some rest, but considering what's happening, I don't know if I can trust you all with a nap..."
Butler: "Haha! Oh, right, the violence?"
Bus Voice: "Warning: Violence is prohibited while in transit. All attempts will be met with punishment."
Butler: "Oh, there you go! Well, I'll stay up to keep an eye out anyway. Sleep tight, everybody!"

You don't put much more thought into it, but you decide to hit the hay anyway. As you wake up, you can see the quickly approaching power plant against the sunrise. You quickly glance around the bus, and it looks like everyone who got on is still here, so everything's good! Finally, the bus stops at the power plant and everybody gets out.

The butler looks at the power plant's doors with a frown. "Well, it looks like it's been welded shut. It's certainly active, but without a way to get inside, we'll just have to press on and disable the cloning machine directly. Back on the bus!"

He gets back on the bus, ready to say the next destination. However, the bus is less cooperative this time around.

Bus Voice: "Fuel is expended. Please insert new fuel to continue."
Butler: "The fuel's all gone? This shouldn't be anywhere near a whole tank!"
Bus Voice: "Fuel utilized by Model-A is single burn. Please insert a new fuel unit in the hatch in the rear to continue."
Butler: "Well, that's no good."

The butler steps off the bus and walks around to the back, where a giant hatch is found. Far too large for a normal gas cap. As he unlocks the hatch and swings it open, a pile of bones tumbles out from a very human-shaped indentation.

Stopwatch: "Hey! Those are shinichi'sapprentice's bones!"
PhoenixTears: "You're right! I'd recognize those bones anywhere!"
Yurikochan: "Definitely shinichi'sapprentice's bones."
dumytru: "Does this mean shinichi'sapprentice got put in before we even got on the bus?"
KaitoRizu: "How didn't we notice the number of people on the bus was wrong?"
cinnamoroll: "I guess we're all just really bad at counting, huh?"
Memesu: "Geez, is my face red! Haha!"

Someone tries to arrest the pile of bones for not being enough fuel, but the arrest attempt fails for obvious reasons. Everyone has a good laugh.

"Well," coughs the butler, "it's very tragic. But I mean... we're out of fuel... and we still have to get to the castle... so you know..."

You know.

Day 4 Begins

[Kamite]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV3fsR0YAlY

[Raiden]

[Stopwatch]

Poor bones :<

[Akonyl]

All PMs out.