Mafia 71: No More Akos (Town Wins)

[shinichi'sapprentice]

make sure you send your LD-

I already sent it ages ago, calm down. :V

(Although, it said "Lovey Dovey Yurikochan"... do you think Ako will understand what I meant?)

GEEZ YOUR AUTOCORRECT

[Yurikochan]

make sure you send your LD-

I already sent it ages ago, calm down. :V

(Although, it said "Lovey Dovey Yurikochan"... do you think Ako will understand what I meant?)

<3 Wifey <3

[Akonyl]

When it comes to poisonous berries, there's only one person that comes to mind for most people. And that person is...

Spoiler:

Raiden: 7
dumytru
KaitoRizu
Kamite
Kleene Onigiri
PhoenixTears
shinichi'sapprentice
Yurikochan

Conia: 1
Raiden

Kamite: 1
Stopwatch

Memesu: 1
cinnamoroll

PhoenixTears: 1
MoonRaven

Stopwatch: 1
Conia

...Raiden!

Raiden: "No, wait!"
KaitoRizu: "Down the hatch!"
Raiden: "Arrg... gulp."
PhoenixTears: "So, how's it taste?"
Raiden: "Umm... a little like... blueberry?"
Butler: "Must be the Akodelithous then!"
Raiden: "Oh, thank God! I'm saved!"
Butler: "No, that's the poisonous one. Sorry."
Raiden: "Wait, what? ...gack!"

Clutching his throat, Raiden falls to the ground, gasping for air. It's rather pathetic. He clutches and claws at his throat so much that his face seems to... deform? It's not long until he rips his own face off, revealing that "he" is actually Raiden (Vermouth-Camel)! As she writhes on the ground, a piece of paper falls out of her pocket, which Kamite reads:

Spoiler: Raimouth's Will

Memesu: "Very skillfully read, Kamite. Almost like I could see pictures inside my head."
dumytru: "I don't like the zombie part, should we take care of her too?"
Kleene Onigiri: "It looks painful... how long until she dies?"
Butler: "Oh, maybe, five hours? It'll be a while, but it's certain death, so we may as well leave her behind. If she turns into a zombie it'll take a while regardless, and we'll be out of her range by the time she turns. I know which side of the river we're on now, so we should go... that way! Come along, now!"

cinnamoroll: "I'm still hungry, though..."
Butler: "Oh, I picked out some berries from the other side of the river before the wolves chased us! It's not much, but it should tide us over until we reach the town. And they're from the other side of the river, so they're not poisonous. Delicious Akodeathicious berries. They're deadly delicious."
???: "Hold it! You hid this food for yourself?!"
Butler: "Well, no, there were wolves..."
???: "You're under arrest!"
Butler: "Ridiculous. Who said that was a crime? Take a few phases to cool your head and stop wrongfully trying to arrest people."
???: "Awww..."
Kamite: "Well anyway... you mentioned a town, how far away is that?"
Butler: "Maybe 10 hours?"
Stopwatch: "Are you serious? We'll be walking all day? It'll be night by then!"
Butler: "Now now, nobody likes a complainer."
Conia: "Yeah! Don't cry about minor stuff like that!"

Your group continues your trek, quickly extinguishing the few Akodeathicious berries the butler had grabbed. You're not sure how you'd explain the taste, aside from "deadly delicious", so you feel like you understand the butler's choice of words a little more now. As night falls, you reach the town, which is so brilliantly lit by a multitude of streetlights that it hardly seems like night at all, despite not a soul being around. The new-looking streetlights stand in stark contrast to the overgrowth that's seemingly taking over the uninhabited town.

The butler scratches his head. "Hm, I don't remember most of these being here. Weird. Well, it certainly shows that the power plant must be active in full force, if you want to stop the cloning machine's operation we'll need to scale Mount Akonylest to get there. It's a long uphill trek, so we might want to find something else to take us there. Maybe there's a vehicle around here somewhere we can use, I doubt they were all destroyed..."

The butler turns to the group and shoos everyone away. "Now now, time to split up! No time to waste, let's find a car or something!"

You're not sure why you listen to his obviously dangerous command, when you know how this is probably gonna end. But there's something exciting about it...

Night 4 Begins

[shinichi'sapprentice]

[dumytru]

Nice!

[Stopwatch]

I was frightened. I wish people would actually inform me of leads when I asked them .

[PT]

We got Vermouth! \o/

[Akonyl]

PMs out.

Note: I forgot a vote in the original tally there, Stop's vote for Kamite. Obviously it doesn't matter, though.

[Kamite]

PMs out.

Note: I forgot a vote in the original tally there, Stop's vote for Kamite. Obviously it doesn't matter, though.

Interesting.

[Akonyl]

I was frightened. I wish people would actually inform me of leads when I asked them .

at least let me get all the PMs out before you accuse GM incompetence of being game actions D:

[Stopwatch]

Okay so I wasn't frightened

[Stopwatch]

Stop RMing me you guys

[dumytru]

Okay so I wasn't frightened

I am confused.

[Akonyl]

Okay so I wasn't frightened

I am confused.

stop thought she was frightened because I forgot to put her vote in the daily tally

I corrected it so now she can't have been frightened, because that would've meant she didn't have a vote

[dumytru]

Okay so I wasn't frightened

I am confused.

stop thought she was frightened because I forgot to put her vote in the daily tally

I corrected it so now she can't have been frightened, because that would've meant she didn't have a vote

Okay, makes sense.