Mafia 71: No More Akos (Town Wins)

[cinnamoroll]

D: Absiko D:

*prepares herself for the snake/wolf jungle*

[Stopwatch]

Okay, timezone link for unavailability of AkoGM is here.

[KaitoRizu]

Hey PT... that was just us joking yesterday on IRC... you didn't have to vote me for it ^_^;

I CAN'T TAKE ANY CHANCES. XD

What is this all about?

Ah this XD
Here you go... I tried to remove irrelevant stuff:

Spoiler:

<@AnohnIhmus> Oh no I forgot to send my ki- WILL
<+Linny> how could you
<KaitoRizu> If no one dies we lynch PT then XD
<+Stop> o/\o (PT or Cider, who knows)
<+Linny> send it to me i'll send it for ya
<@AnohnIhmus> Too late
<KaitoRizu> Kidding of course
<@AnohnIhmus> Oi
<@AnohnIhmus> Uh huh
<@AnohnIhmus> Suuuure
<+Cider> but lynch PT anyway \o/
<+Stop> \o/
<KaitoRizu> XD
<@AnohnIhmus> It's not very nice of you to conspire against me, Gin
<+Cider> cause she eats cables \o/
<@AnohnIhmus> I didn't!
<@AnohnIhmus> You can't prove it!
<KaitoRizu> If you didn't eat the Internet cable then who did it!
<KaitoRizu> And they blame the poor innocent shark
<KaitoRizu> XD
<@AnohnIhmus> I was framed!
* AnohnIhmus stares at phase change
* AnohnIhmus looks at Rizu
<@AnohnIhmus> Welp guess I'm getting lynched
<@AnohnIhmus> V:
<KaitoRizu> Omg... *looks at PT*

[dumytru]

Haha.

[Akonyl]

I meant PM, so " but then I won't be here until anywhere between (normal phase change time) to (4 hours after phase change time) or so possibly." 19 EST - 23 EST.

so, SA was right

[Jecka]

So.....is it safe to assume the person who ate the sammich is gonna get eaten by the wolves?

[Kleene Onigiri]

So.....is it safe to assume the person who ate the sammich is gonna get eaten by the wolves?

Whoa, spoilers!

[Jecka]

So.....is it safe to assume the person who ate the sammich is gonna get eaten by the wolves?

Whoa, spoilers!

Whoa, there are no spoilers, I was just asking.

[Raiden]

So.....is it safe to assume the person who ate the sammich is gonna get eaten by the wolves?

Whoa, spoilers!

Whoa, there are no spoilers, I was just asking.

Spoiler:

[shinichi'sapprentice]

[Akonyl]

As the group runs from the pack of ravenous and downright mean-looking wolves, they come across a break in the trees, and a gorge running through the jungle. A single fallen tree trunk conveniently spans the gorge, which the butler quickly jumps on, beckoning the rest of the group to follow. The group quickly crosses the tree to the other side of the gorge, and helps the butler push the tree trunk off their side of the gorge, causing the tree to fall in, taking a few unfortunate wolves with it into the depths. The rest of the pack snarls, but with no way to cross the gorge, gives up on their meal. It looks like you've all avoided being eaten by wolves!

Stopwatch: "Whew, we're saved!"
Jecka: "That was a close one... I could've sworn someone was gonna die there!"
blurfbreg: "Yeah, I thought I was a goner there!"
dumytru: "Looks like we live to see another day!"

Freed from the imminent danger, everyone's stomachs begin to growl again.

Butler: "Well, I guess we can't hold it off forever. We need to forage, so let's try that again! Let's split up to cover more ground, if we forage faster we're less likely to run into anything like that again. And if we do, I don't think we can get away so easily, so time is of the essence here. Off we go!"

The group splits up to forage, and while you find a few berries that look edible, it isn't too much longer before you hear a scream from the jungle. Well, there goes that plan. You run to the source of the scream to find out what's wrong, only to find the rest of the group standing there horrified, as you see Yuritome (Zombie) standing over the corpse of Henry Gordan (Jodie), gnawing on her brain.

Yuritome: "Nnnn... sashimi..."
Raiden: "No! No, bad zombie! That's not sashimi!"
MoonRaven: "Sashimi does sound pretty good though..."
cinnamoroll: "Now's not the time! Quickly, while it's occupied!"

Grabbing whatever rocks and sticks are nearby as weapons, you descend on the zombie with everyone else, bludgeoning it to a finely suited pulp. Just to make sure, you bludgeon Henrodie too. So ends the reign of the zombie. You walk back to the gorge to be in a safe and open area, and share your discovery with everyone else.

Oddly enough, it looks like everyone else had the same idea. Every single person in the group brought back berries, and every berry looks the same.

Kleene Onigiri: "Really? Only berries? Isn't there anything else here that looked edible?"
PhoenixTears: "Hey, don't look at me, you brought berries too."
shinichi'sapprentice: "Well, no reason to share if we all have the same thing, I guess."

A lightbulb goes off in the butler's head as an expression of shocked amusement appears on his face. "Oh, that's right! I almost forgot, how silly of me. It's worth mentioning that this jungle actually has two species of berry that grow in it commonly, the Akodelithious and the Akodeathicious. It should go without saying, but one's deadly delicious, and the other one's deliciously deadly. It'll make you fall over instantly, writhing in pain until your demise. The funny thing is, they both look exactly the same! The only way to tell is that one grows on the land predominantly westward of the Bars River, while the other grows on the eastward side. Unfortunately this river has a lot of twists and turns, so I don't actually know which side we're on!"

Memesu: "Well that's fantastic. So how do we find out if these ones are okay?"
Kamite: "We could just have someone..."
KaitoRizu: "...taste test?"

...but who?

Day 3 Begins

[PT]

Henrodie! D:

Sorry, got his name wrong the first time. :V

[shinichi'sapprentice]

HENRODIE D:

OOHH, FOOD!

Spoiler:

*sobs at the non-existent will*

[Akonyl]

All PMs out, and just as a confirmation: No will.

back to our regularly-scheduled phase changes.

[PT]

*sobs at the non-existent will*

You cannot possibly be surprised by this. :V