Random Poll of the Day! (652)

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What sort of essay is the worst?

Poll runs till June 20th, 2054, 11:03 am

Essay based on a poem
7
29%
Essay based on a short story
0
No votes
Essay based on a play
2
8%
Essay based on an article
1
4%
Essay based on a novel
2
8%
Essay based on personal experience
8
33%
Essay based on a picture
4
17%
 
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Random Poll of the Day! (652)

Postby Kor » March 26th, 2012, 4:01 am

I'm currently biased since I'm still stuck in an essay about a play, so I'll vote after I hand it in tomorrow today.
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Postby Commi-Ninja » March 26th, 2012, 7:17 am

I'm torn between personal experience and picture.  Went with personal experience because it is especially hard to write something like that in the third person.
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Re: Random Poll of the Day! (652)

Postby Silver1412 » March 26th, 2012, 9:30 am

Personally I always hated essays about pictures ~nya..
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Postby dilbertschalter » March 26th, 2012, 10:45 am

personal experience. actually, if i can make up a personal experience it's no problem. poem is pretty bad too, though often you can make stuff up about the intended meaning of the structure.
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Re: Random Poll of the Day! (652)

Postby mangaluva » March 26th, 2012, 10:56 am

Essay based on SYLVIA DEPRESSIVE PLATH
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Re: Random Poll of the Day! (652)

Postby Conia » March 26th, 2012, 11:30 am

Poems are no good :V
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Postby pofa » March 26th, 2012, 11:41 am

Personal experience, because it's the most boring and straightforward kind. :P

Why all the poem hate? D: I'd rather do that than anything else there.
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Re: Random Poll of the Day! (652)

Postby Callid » March 26th, 2012, 12:04 pm

Picture. Seriously, if you need to explain a picture, you're using the wrong type of pictures. So, an essay on a picture is either an essay on a stupid picture or too short to be an essay :P
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Re: Random Poll of the Day! (652)

Postby aly_angelflight » March 26th, 2012, 1:45 pm

I've always hated essays on personal experiences since "I went to Paris with my parents, brother, and paternal grandparents. It was either over spring break when I was 5 or over summer break when I was 6. Either way, it was before I started 1st grade. We went to Disney and saw a bunch of cathedrals and some other stuff" is about as detailed as I can remember about anything eventful. :-X


Callid wrote:Picture. Seriously, if you need to explain a picture, you're using the wrong type of pictures. So, an essay on a picture is either an essay on a stupid picture or too short to be an essay :P

If you're explaining the picture in such an essay, you're doing it wrong. :P
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Postby Kleene Onigiri » March 26th, 2012, 1:45 pm

poems :V
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Re: Random Poll of the Day! (652)

Postby Callid » March 26th, 2012, 1:59 pm

aly_angelflight wrote:I've always hated essays on personal experiences since "I went to Paris with my parents, brother, and paternal grandparents. It was either over spring break when I was 5 or over summer break when I was 6. Either way, it was before I started 1st grade. We went to Disney and saw a bunch of cathedrals and some other stuff" is about as detailed as I can remember about anything eventful. :-X

Of course, you should use an exciting event. Or invent (a plausible) one, if you lack one. Nobody can prove that you weren't chased home by a large dog one day... :P

Callid wrote:Picture. Seriously, if you need to explain a picture, you're using the wrong type of pictures. So, an essay on a picture is either an essay on a stupid picture or too short to be an essay :P

If you're explaining the picture in such an essay, you're doing it wrong. :P
What else should you do? :P
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Re: Random Poll of the Day! (652)

Postby doublemoonlight » March 26th, 2012, 2:58 pm

pictures... I HATED it...  >:(
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Re: Random Poll of the Day! (652)

Postby breva » March 26th, 2012, 2:59 pm

Silver1412 wrote:Personally I always hated essays about pictures ~nya..
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Re: Random Poll of the Day! (652)

Postby Yurikochan » March 26th, 2012, 3:34 pm

I went with essays on novels, when they end up totally horrible themselves. :x
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Re: Random Poll of the Day! (652)

Postby Akonyl » March 26th, 2012, 5:46 pm

Callid wrote:
Callid wrote:Picture. Seriously, if you need to explain a picture, you're using the wrong type of pictures. So, an essay on a picture is either an essay on a stupid picture or too short to be an essay :P

If you're explaining the picture in such an essay, you're doing it wrong. :P
What else should you do? :P

That's pretty much like saying "What do you mean there's more to writing an essay about a story than summarizing it?"

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