DCTP Cat Family (Revival Has Begun, War Has Been Declared!!!)

[KainTheVampire]

*revives* I'm glad you liked my shark submarine! You can have one for yourself, I have a lot of them!  :)

... ... I want them all

B-but... I can't give you them all! Why do you need so many submarines?

... Because they look like sharks, now give them to me or I'll kill you again >:(

[Iwamoto Yuri]

And what will you use to travel through the ocean?

hey I'm the mapper, I don't work at frontlines

[Aokochan]

... ... I want them all

B-but... I can't give you them all! Why do you need so many submarines?

... Because they look like sharks, now give them to me or I'll kill you again >:(
[/quote]
OK... But I'll keep some in case other people want them. *is afraid of the sharks fan-girl*

[quote="Yuri Iwamoto wrote:

And what will you use to travel through the ocean?

hey I'm the mapper, I don't work at frontlines

Ah, OK! DO you mind if I give yours to Kain too? It's to prevent my death at a young age...

[KainTheVampire]

.. ... I said: ALL!

[Aokochan]

Say a number of submarines and you'll have them(infinite doesn't count)

[Kaito Lady]

[spoiler=KL's report]

*in the middle of the naval battle a lonely messenger swims through the [s]land[/s]seamines trying desperately to get
his message to the receiver! He gets attacked by jellyfish, swordfish, sharks, mad dolphins, and some otakus who try to defend Japan
mistakenly believing that we are invading Japan when we are actually just invading the Sea of Japan...
anyways, the messenger still had thousands of miles to swim and the sharks where already seasoning his feet with salt.
So the brave messenger swam even faster and accidentally knocked out a few mermaids in the process and was bitten by octopus.
When the brave messenger finally got to the ship...he found out that he had gone the way to the wrong ship and that the Cat HQ was actually
on the other side of Japan....

Will our Brave Messenger get to the Cat HQ(also known as Catlantis)?
Will the Sharks eat up his feet?
Will KL stop writing nonsense?

Discover the answer to all these question in our nest episode!

Continuation...

After our Brave Messenger had discovered that was on the wrong side of Japan he had to jump back into the sea full of sharks and other minions
of the enemy. he swam and he swam til he got to Greenland....yes, everyone is still wondering how is that possible to happen.
after the messenger had got himself a coat he went back to swimin...hoping this time to actually get to catlantis.
and since the writer didnt know what to write any more she decided to let the messenger be eaten by dolphins....but fortunately the message
survived the catastrophe since in was in a bottle. after two weeks it was found near catlatis.
the message said:

Hallo my fellow cats!
its me, KL!
im sending this message to tell you we need a lots of things!
1. cheesehamburgers
2. tickets for the movie of the avengers
3. ice-cream
4. doctors since we're all hurt and half dead
5. more cheeseburgers

now, most importantly, by no means, you musnt forget the tickets for the movie! D:


(hope you all liked it )

[/spoiler]
Awesome story, KL! But I didn't like the part where you died...
Well, I can bring the ice-creams, and I got all the necessary things to heal you. So if you're hurt, come to visit me!
[spoiler=ice-creams]
[/spoiler]
[spoiler=doctor][/spoiler]

[spoiler] [/spoiler]

Just saw this, and thought of you all.

Also, hi Kain and redangelran!! 

i never died....

@kain: calm down!
a shark has already be included in your new drawing of the DCTP Cat Family...

btw
ppl who are already drawn

kain
redangelran
mr.flix
sstimson

ppl who still need to be drawn
Kurunouma
kei
phreak_91

ppl listed above please tell me how you want your drawings to be

[phreak_91]

I never said I was part of the family.

[Kaito Lady]

I never said I was part of the family.

you have been part of it for over a week already....

*points to the 1st post*

[phreak_91]

I've been drafted into the war effort?

[blurfbreg]

Okay just for the Fun of it a few questions. What is required to be a member of the CAT family? If it is to have a cat as an avatar then I should qualify.

Next If I was allowed to Vote, I would vote for the beautiful Sea of Cortez (Between Baja California and Mexico)

By the way the Sea of Japan is 1,007,800 Sq Km. while the Sea of Cortez is only 177,000 Sq Km.

Also are you planning on asking TIGER and LEOPARD Sharks to help with your invasion? Are you using CATfish as spotters and spies?

What about LIONfish?

My friend got me to enjoy punny jokes. so I giggled my way through.
And I voted Mediterranean. At least the fish taste good (and isn't filled with mercury like the ones in the Sea of Japan).

I think I need blurf to work on another poison, if your spies can get it to the ennemy, it'll leave them more vulnerable.

Actually, I don't even have to invent this one. The humans made magnesium hydroxide (or as the humans call it milk of magnesia) a long time ago.

Simple to make, easy to steal the ingredients, and works well as a laxative. We sneak it in and mix it in their foods (preferably soups and stews), and then let them have it. They'll be stuck on the toilet while we strike. It also works long term, making the person get cramps. >:D
Just don't confuse it with milk and drink it ourselves. It tastes a little bitter in high dose, but the necessary dose for laxative effects are close to tasteless.

I've been drafted into the war effort?

I can make you willing... yes...
As the mad scientist, I can... insert a few robotic limbs with super-strength, change your brain a little to make you more aggressive towards humans. Yes... I can see it all now. >:D

[KainTheVampire]

@KL, .. B-but

Say a number of submarines and you'll have them(infinite doesn't count)

.. All

[sstimson]

Since It sound like I am a member in at least name
@kl my avatar for now as my picture, if only little cats are allowed , let me know and I will go looking

If you could get your mermaid friends to chat to the MAKO sharks, they might join your cause

The leopards sharks ask for some
lemons so their friends the
LEMON sharks will join

And if some of your Royal White Angora's were to ask nicely, It is certain the Great WHITE sharks will join your cause

Lastly the NURSEing sharks have agreed to make sure your cause gets some of their milk to help feed your hunger troops

[Silver1412]

The cat Mother has returned ~nya! Tickets to Avengers... Sorry, don't have that many friends in showbusiness, but I'll see what I can do. And what about my proposition of forming a small group to make sure Catlantis's defense system is up for the time the fish attack? I made sue they would... Ah... Have some... Trouble getting here ~nya... Let's just say they're not going to be in top condition any soon... Though I'm sure they enjoyed it ~nya. And what's more, I believe I am starting to get rather... Friendly with one of the fish generals. I'm almost sure that soon we won't have to worry about him leading their troops. I have a plan to incriminate him as the person that kills another one of his kin ~nya. They declare him a traitor, I kill another one, the fish lose two generals and all cats live happily ever after ~nya.

[Aokochan]

i never died....

But you were eaten by dolphins!

and since the writer didnt know what to write any more she decided to let the messenger be eaten by dolphins....but fortunately the message
survived the catastrophe since in was in a bottle. after two weeks it was found near catlatis.
the message said:

Hallo my fellow cats!
its me, KL!
im sending this message to tell you we need a lots of things!

Say a number of submarines and you'll have them(infinite doesn't count)

.. All

That's not a number!!

@blurfbreg: Haha! That's a good thing to use against them! xD
@sstimson: yay! Now we have lots of shark allies!
@Silver: Great plan! >:D

[Silver1412]

Especially since thanks to Yuri I now have the additional cuteness ~nya! Seriously. That avie. IT'S SO NYANING CUTE ~NYA!!!