now while you sitting there, hopefully as unconfortable as you possible can be, I want you to listen to me. I want to digest this before I leave in...I dunno a few years? More? I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest. I don't hate you Parkur. I don't even dislike you. I do like you, I like you a hell of a lot more than most people on the board.
I hate this idea that you're the (3rd) funniest. Because you're not. I'm the funniest. I'm the funniest in the world. There's one thing you're better at than I am and that's kissing Jd's ass. You're as good at kissing Jd's ass as techman was. Maybe not as good as Ginrei, he's a pretty good asskisser. Always was and still is. Oops I'm breaking...um...the computer wall?....yeah anyway!
I am the best comedian in the world. I've been the funniest ever since day 1 when I registered for this forum and I have been villified and hated since that day since Jing saw someone else in me that nobody else wanted to admit. Yeah, that's right I'm a Jing guy. You know who else was a Jing guy? BROCK LESNAR (big fan of the Riddler, surprising info I know) and he's splitting, just like I'm splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Brock is that I am leaving with the Meaningless Forum Award. I've grabbed so many of Jd's imaginary brass rings that it's finally dawned on me that, they're just that, they're imaginary. The only thing that's real is me. And the fact that day in and day out for over 3 years I have proven to everybody in the world that I am the best, in off topic, general discussion, even IN FAN FICTION. Nobody can touch me! And yet, no matter how many times I prove it, I'm not on your DCTP mechandise, I'm barely promoted, I don't get to be in the Conan movies, I'm certainly not on some crappy show on the USA Network (because that would just be random), I'm not on the poster for Movie 16, I'm not on the signatures of anyone here. I'm not on the podcast with a good mic, but the fact is I should be. And trust me, this isn't sour grapes, but the fact that Ginrei is an admin and I'm not makes me sick.
And let me get this straight, those of you cheering me right now, you are just the biggest part of me leaving as anything else. Because you're the one watching the animes that my face isn't on and the 5 in the morning you PM me something stupid because you're too lazy to get a real job. I'm leaving with the DCTP championship and hell, I may defend it at Something Awful. Maybe, I'll go back to KRR! ...Hey, Detective Magi how you doing?
The reason I'm leaving is because after I'm gone you people will still support this forum. I'm just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel's gonna keep turning and I understand that. But DCTP is gonna be successful despite itself. He's a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why he's not? Because he surrounds himself with glad-handing, non-sensical, douchebag yes-man like (insert name no one can spell correctly here) whose gonna tell him everything he wants to hear. And I'd like to think that maybe this forum will be better after Jd is dead, but the fact is, it's gonna get taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family!
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