If you Met Them

[mangaluva]

If I met Ran, I'd give her a hug.
Shinichi- boot up the arse. "There is NO BENEFIT AT ALL to lying to Ran now! GET YOUR REAR IN GEAR AND GO TELL HER!"
Ai- hug and chocolate
DB- edge away carefully.
Heiji- tie mistletoe to a doorway he's about to walk through and shove Kazuha into him when he does.
Gin- RUN SCREAMING
Kid- glomp and squee until I die.

[PokerFace312]

Heiji- tie mistletoe to a doorway he's about to walk through and shove Kazuha into him when he does.

I love this one! \o/

[Partsu]

hmm...depends which me meets who...

Spoiler:

Every me would bitch-slap these guys in the face for supporting Shinichi in not telling Ran:
Shinichi, Ai, Yukiko, Agasa and everyone else who knows Conan=Shinichi EXCEPT Yuusaku and Heiji.
Yuusaku for never talking to her after he was intro'ed.
Heiji for suggesting to tell her and for almost exposing him by calling him Kudo xD

after slapping them I'd convince them that telling Ran and Kogoro would HELP rather than be harmful...

Heiji I'd convince to help me convince the others and after Ran knows I'd play matchmaker between Heiji and Kazuha
Yuusaku I'd bug for autograph.
If I'd meet...
Ran (before people above) I'd...
Give her some hints that would help her uncover Shinichi=Conan while explaining how dangerous it's for her to act like he's Shinichi.I'd convince her to act like Conan is Conan while giving him a little more freedom.
After meeting both Ran and Conan I'd play matchmaker between them...

Detective Boys I'd...
ask Mitsuhiko what he'd do if Ai was 20 years old.
Squel like a fangirl while hugging Ayumi. (2.) Then I'd tell her that COnan really loves Ran so she should back off...but before backing off she should traumatize Conan...like bitchslapping him or kicking him to the groins.
Tell Genta horror stories about eels...until he stops liking them.

Certain police officers I'd...
Tell them there is evil syndicate after Shinichi Kudo and that's why he's hiding.
I'd also tell them that Hattori is helping Kudo.

Kogoro I'd...
Tell him to straighten up.Then I'd watch him 24/7 for as long as I need to get him stop smoking and drinking.
Then I'd tell him that Conan has solved every case he's been "sleeping kogoro" while imitating his voice.

Gin I'd...
shoot his arms  and legs while calling FBI...

Kir I'd...
shake her hand and leave.

Korn & Chianti I'd...
tell them how they can't even shoot as accurately as Akai. I'd mock them until one of them would try to kill me,when that happens I'd shoot THEM to same condition as Gin.

Vermouth I'd...
ask her WTF is she scheming?

That Person I'd...
tell him that I'm the gun that shoots the silver bullets before making my escape with evidence he's the boss...and I'd manage to escape.

Snake I'd
tell him that I know where the Pandora is...and I'd lead them to police ambush...

Kid I'd...
ask to help him in his quest. If he disagrees I'd threaten him by telling him that I KNOW HIS SECRET.

Kaito (before meeting him as KID) I'd...
ask for magic lessons...and then I'd whisper to him that I know he's kid but I'd be willing to help him.

Aoko I'd...
ask her that if she found out Kid's identity...
would she want to know why Kid does what he does
or
would she arrest him.
if first ...I'd tell her Kid's goal (while not telling Kaito's identity...revenge for his sensei...)
if second I'd ask her to date me...and when she disagrees I'd bug her until she confesses she loves Kaito...which I'd have taped...and I'd blackmail her to switch to the first option...
and after meeting both Kaito and Aoko I'd play matchmaker between the two until they have confessed and have become couple...

Akako I'd...
well...I'm man so probably I'd do what she orders? damn...
Hakuba I'd...
Tell him Kid's goals (while Denying Kaito=Kid) and then I'd force him to stop trying to woo Aoko...

Spoiler:

oh and playing matchmaker? that would be 3rds business...and blackmailing and shooting would be 4ths.
Fangirling is 2nds and convincing the people do something would be myself

[Conia]

^ Oh.... dear. O_o

If I met Akai I'd run for the hills. XD

I'd glomp him.

[IHKF]

^ Oh.... dear. O_o

If I met Akai I'd run for the hills. XD

I'd glomp him.

LOL XD

Squel like a fangirl while hugging Ayumi. (2.) Then I'd tell her that COnan really loves Ran so she should back off...but before backing off she should traumatize Conan...like bitchslapping him or kicking him to the groins.

I do not agree with the underlined.... but I DO agree with the bold! 

[Thern]

I don't really know what i would do if I met any of them. but here's probably how it would turn out.

Shinichi: we would get started on a big fun conversation about Sherlock Holmes.
Ran: become really good friends.
Detective boys: occasionally join their random adventures and play video games with them.
Kaito: We would do magic tricks together. 
Aoko: we would probably be good friends (as long as she keeps those fish away).
Hakuba: I would stalk him.

[ConansSideWalk]

If I met any of them I would slap them back into reality

[IHKF]

If I met any of them I would slap them back into reality

LOL Nicely said. XD

[Puto]

If I met Gin... I'd probably end up dead.

[makoto]

if i met heiji i'll punch him
if i met the db i,ll take ayumi in my arm cause she's too adorable then Ai to see her reaction then have a man to man talk with conan

[ConansSideWalk]

[Shinhoi]

If I met ran, I'll ask her for karate lessons and her autograph as well. I'd also love to be her friend.

If I met shinichi, I'll force him to tell me when, and why does he love ran. Then I'll ask for a handshake, a hug, an autograph and then I'll kidnap him and bring him to ran till she see him shrink. (or maybe I'll just faint from happiness without even being able to do anything.)

If I met conan, I'll hug him till...I dunno? I'll pinch his cheeks too and bring him home.

If I met the DB, I'll put poison in an eel and give it to genta. I'll just ignore mistuhiko or give him a moral lesson. Same goes for ayumi. As for haibara, I'll make sure I'll NEVER let go of her from my sight. And hopefully, I can give her a hug. I'll ask her to tell me if she's in love with conan or not. And also what is she gonna do when the BO's gone.

If I met heiji, I'll SPEAK TO HIM IN THE KANSAI BEN! YEAH! and I'll ask for an autograph! XD I wanna hug him but if I do, kazuha might hunt me for the rest of my life. And I'll tell heiji how much kazuha loves him.(I may faint before even doing anything.)

If I met Kazuha, I'll tell her to fight on! And also not to be so jealous easily.

If I met Tagaki, I'll ask him how did he get into the police force.

If I met Sato, I'll tell her that she's a lucky woman.

If I met Megure, I'll ask him if there's a vacancy in their division and I'll ask him to let me fill it up.

If I met Shiratori, I'll slap him and run away.

If I met Agasa, I'll ask if I can live with him together with Haibara. I'll also ask if I can bring his inventions home and also his video games.

If I met Sonoko, I'll tell her that we look kinda alike.

If I met kaito kid, I'll kill him over and over again. If I cut off his head, I'll cut off his limbs as well. I'll make sure he's so dead so much so that when the police come and see the body, they cant tell who kid really was.

And of course, I'll take a picture with some of the characters.

And tell 'em they are on TV.

[Commi-Ninja]

If I met Okiya, I'd show him a picture of Akai and ask whether he recognizes the man in the picture.  Then tie him up and find Jodie, so we can uncover the truth about him.  ('cause she'd need to be there for the sake of someone who knows him well and all.)

[IHKF]

If I met the DB, I'll put poison in an eel and give it to genta. I'll just ignore mistuhiko or give him a moral lesson. Same goes for ayumi.

D: Why ignore them? I can understand poisoning Genta but poor Ayumi and Mitsuhiko! DX

But I won't stop you if you wanna poison Genta-kun.

[ConansSideWalk]

I will save Genta from those who want to poison him and his eel wife!