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[02:44] pofa When my cousin saw the mafia wiki, he was like, "You could teach a seminar on this"
[02:44] pofa So Conia, please teach a seminar on the mafia rules XD
[02:45] KangarooGirl XD
[02:45] Ganondork XD
[02:45] pofa I think you're best suited
[02:45] pofa Kleene can co-present
[02:45] Raiden| XD
[02:45] Misaki-chan XD
[02:45] Lynz haha
[02:45] Ganondork But I also make lots of mistakes
[02:46] Raiden| Mafia, the Game - In stores this spring!
[02:47] Ganondork \o/
[02:47] KangarooGirl you know, that actually works sometimes
[02:47] Raiden| I would buy it :x
[02:47] KangarooGirl america gets it in spring, australia gets it when it's spring there
[02:47] KangarooGirl :V
[02:47] pofa XD
[02:47] pofa Best game ever
[02:48] pofa Totally worth the $29.95
[02:48] pofa It also includes readouts of some of DCTP mafia's most epic moments :V
[02:48] Lynz Put it in the testimonials on the commercials
[02:49] Misaki-chan XD
[02:49] Ganondork XD
[02:49] pofa That first Akai lynch kill
[02:49] Lynz "I was this role, and you know what? I died, but with the game, it can just randomize me a new one!
[02:49] Lynz "*
[02:49] pofa XD
[02:49] KangarooGirl XD
[02:49] Misaki-chan XD
[02:49] Raiden| XD
[02:49] pofa "I tried normal mafia, but it simply didn't satisfy my thirst for complicated murders. Thanks, DCTP!"
[02:49] Ganondork ORDER NOW AND YOU GET AN EXTRA APTX
[02:50] Misaki-chan "The first time I was BO on my own, I ended up getting detained by Satou, which insured the town's win! *laughs*"
[02:50] Misaki-chan XD
[02:50] Lynz haha
[02:50] KangarooGirl XD
[02:50] pofa "Beastly sent me a drunk PM that I'll treasure forever!"
[02:50] Raiden| ORDER NOW AND YOU GET AN EXTRA APTX - And a random plushie of a role!
[02:51] pofa And a free riceball--don't mind the red stains
[02:51] KangarooGirl "I manipulated and killed my now-boyfriend. It's how we met!"
[02:51] Lynz "Don't forget the times where you can be drunk even when you don't want to be! There are roles for that!"
[02:51] KangarooGirl :x
[02:51] Ganondork XDDDD
[02:51] Misaki-chan XDXDXD
[02:52] Ganondork " I was upset with my life, until I saw the Eisuke Convention."
[02:52] pofa XD
[02:52] KangarooGirl XD
[02:52] pofa "You too can be Eisuke"
[02:53] Ganondork XD
[02:53] Lynz "I've never been to Disneyland, until I was forced to kill myself there....:x"
[02:53] pofa "I learned valuable manipulative skills that have gotten me out of trouble with the police! Thanks, mafia!"
[02:53] Ganondork XD
[02:53] KangarooGirl XD
[02:53] Misaki-chan XD
[02:53] PhoenixTears ...
[02:54] pofa ...
[02:54] pofa Not really
[02:54] PhoenixTears W
[02:54] PhoenixTears T
[02:54] PhoenixTears F
[02:54] PhoenixTears How did I miss this awesomeness? T__T
[02:54] Raiden| "Remember: When you get a traveler role, you can make the town get a clean wipe of the BOs simply by being a punching bag for their kills!"
[02:54] Raiden| :X
[02:54] KangarooGirl you were busy with other possibly less awesome things

[02:54] pofa "Learn who your REAL friends are"
[02:54] pofa "Answer: Nobody"
[02:55] Lynz "When you're a DB just pretend you have SI, they'll get all confused and think you're someone else! (Until your partner is killed....)
[02:55] KangarooGirl XD :x
[02:55] KangarooGirl sorry ^^;
[02:55] Raiden| :x
[02:55] Ganondork XD
[02:55] pofa Lol, "Tips from Veterans" : Don't tell your role on N1, noobs
[02:55] PhoenixTears "They only kill me Night 1 because they're afraid of me!

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[02:55] pofa "If you don't leave a will, Conia will FIND YOU"
[02:56] Misaki-chan "Tips: Never trust anyone.
[02:56] Misaki-chan "*
[02:56] Ganondork XD
[02:56] PhoenixTears "Allying with Abs is a useless but still fun thing to do."
[02:56] Misaki-chan "Never kill Lynz when Parkur
[02:56] pofa "Learn to fear your friends and be feared in return!" *unless you're pofa, then they just laugh at you
[02:56] Lynz Top Tip: If you're lovers with BO do NOT ally with Jd-
[02:56] Misaki-chan *Parkur's GM unless you want to piss him off"
[02:57] Paix "When in doubt, claim Esiuke!"
[02:57] Ganondork " My life dream was to meet a ninja killing someone... thanks to Mafia, that dream became true"
[02:58] pofa "Visit exotic locations...and meet your untimely demise there!"
[02:58] Raiden| "Tip: ...in general, do not ally with Jd unless you want to get killed fast."
[02:58] Lynz Nah that's not true
[02:58] pofa It is if he's BO
[02:58] Raiden| It is :X
[02:58] KangarooGirl "Be careful at all times. Apparently you can also die on the plane :x"
[02:58] Grass-chan All of thus
[02:58] Grass-chan *this
[02:59] Grass-chan Better be in chatlogs
[02:59] Lynz Tip: If Jd- starts talking to you by saying your name with an extensive amounts of a specific letter (in my case n) and you reply and he doesn't respond...he's BO"
[02:59] Ganondork " You thought that being on a plane thousand of kilometres away from a poisonous pill would keep you safe? .... GUESS AGAIN "
[02:59] Misaki-chan XD
[02:59] KangarooGirl Conia, mine was bribe T_T
[03:00] pofa "Ever wondered what would happen if a tranq watch, a karate blackbelt, an elementary school teacher, and an FBI agent with a thing for hurting snipers ALL PROTECTED THE SAME GUY AT ONCE? Find out here!"
[03:00] Ganondork APTX worked like that at some time too

[03:00] Ganondork XD
[03:00] KangarooGirl XD
[03:00] Raiden|
Tip: If Jd- starts talking to you by saying your name with an extensive amounts of a specific letter (in my case n) and you reply and he doesn't respond...he's BO" <--- o.O He did that with me ...just the 'e'.
[03:00] pofa And me 
[03:00] pofa And I have to go to bed and ditch this awesome convo
[03:00] KangarooGirl mine's O, and/or P
[03:00] pofa So put it on chat log
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