The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[Gintoki23]

OH GOSH GENTAXCONAN!??!?!

[sonoci]

Random man: BEWARE! If you two act strangely like that, people will PAIR YOU!


Both: Oh GOD, NO!

There was a mix up in a popularity poll, and instead of Conan being on top and Genta on bottom, the results were reversed.

The reaction need not be explained.

JUST AS PLANNED

[Sato]

Kogoro: I'm officially screwed for eating wasabi too much.

[redangelran]

^lol. that made me remember cars 2 XD

[Sato]

hahaha. I have other one.



Kogoro: okay, Heiji you need extra bandage because I'm gonna box you for keeping secrets from me. Conan, I need your watch as payback for what you did to me. Agasa, I'm given on you as you did not tell me earlier. Ran... get the bucket of water and make me soak after what I'm going through earlier with them. So I know whether I am dreaming.

[sstimson]

hahaha. I have other one.

Unseen Announcer: Ok we entering the finals at the hold your breath while keeping your mouth open. Ah, Heiji is now out as I
heard a sig from him and he has closed his mouth. Ah I was thinking, that Ran might go all the way, but as she now has hands in
front of her mouth, the Judges are say you must at all time make it clear if your mouth is open or not, so she out. If is now down to
the loud mouth detective and the foot in mouth inventor. Conan been timing the event and he said the time between Ran and
Heiji for third place is 1 tenth of 1 nanosecond. Now back to the action.

[skyechan]

Spoiler: Image set 1

...

*cues up song*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ocm8QdNR_d8&t=2m3s

...out of character, but great for that face.  ;D

Course there's always this:

"WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?"

Spoiler: Image set 2

FINISH HIM!



Mop-ality.

[Sato]

Kaitou kid: Pokemon I choose you!Bulbasaur, give your best shot sling me up into helicopter!

[sonoci]

From another thread



Conan: Huh, fireworks at this time of ni-
Conan: Hey wait a sec, I'm not supposed to exist yet, am I?

[oxen221]

Conan: Fireworks for the New Year

Conan:.....wait, it's only December 20 today. Damn Mayans messing with my schedule.

[sstimson]

Kaito's hangglidder was in the shop, so he ask Akako if he could use
her broom. She allowed him to use the backup model. He crashed. He
still not sure if it was his flying skill or the broom being defective that
caused his going to the Hospital after that though. ( I feel it was his not
being able to remove his eyes from watching Aoko tanning on the beach)

[Sato]

Kuroba: I've been owned by a mop.

[sonoci]

Aoko: Alright, BaKaito, when can I turn around and open my eyes?
Katio: (thinking) OH S*** OH S*** I wanted to give her a newly painted mop, but it's so used to meeting with my head that it attacked me and broke! Oh GAWD, she's going to kill meeeeeee~! D':



...where do I come up with these things?  :|

[yamiangie]

Kaito: See it's not all fanon based on the first chapter.  She really does regularly attack me with mops

[KawanoMino]

Kaitou kid: Pokemon I choose you!Bulbasaur, give your best shot sling me up into helicopter!

And Kaito's secret... is revealed... O.o