The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[Roguish Charm]

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hahaha! now fan of sexy shot wins!

Spoiler: WARNING : Rated SPG (Strict Parental Guidance)

I tried to imitate your Sexy Shot wins but yours still the best, let me borrow it..

Ran : Hey! I have too a special sexy shot of Conan!

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you should send Haibara a copy  it's only fair after he walking on her and Ayumi in the shower

[Loudlol]

Spoiler: Picture

Another boring day... Which means a sequel to the "Sexy Shot Wins!!!" I did a while back.   

hahaha! now fan of sexy shot wins!

Spoiler: WARNING : Rated SPG (Strict Parental Guidance)

I tried to imitate your Sexy Shot wins but yours still the best, let me borrow it..

Ran : Hey! I have too a special sexy shot of Conan!

Yay~ At least I have one person who likes the stuff I post~ <3

[angelranchan]

hahaha! now fan of sexy shot wins!

Spoiler: WARNING : Rated SPG (Strict Parental Guidance)

I tried to imitate your Sexy Shot wins but yours still the best, let me borrow it..

Ran : Hey! I have too a special sexy shot of Conan!

you should send Haibara a copy  it's only fair after he walking on her and Ayumi in the shower

send it to all fangirls

other captions of loudlol aside from Sexy Shot Wins are still funny! Of course Sonoci's too and others

[Shinhoi]

[img width=600]http://www.detectiveconanworld.com/wiki/images/4/4a/Shinichi_and_Haibara.jpg[/img]
Conan look alike: Dad, its time to go.
Shinichi: WHAT THE HELL, ME? DAD? WAIT. WHO'S YOUR MOTHER? RAN? HAIBARA?
Conan look alike: Who are they? I have two dads, dad. Quick! The other daddy is waiting!
Shinichi: OH MY GWAD.....

I leave it up to your imagination on who the other dad is 

[El Huesudo II]

Spoiler: WARNING : Rated SPG (Strict Parental Guidance)

Agasa *thinking*: I want that photo... but how do I get a hold of it without raising suspicion?
Haibara *thinking*: OH SHIT, Kudo-kun is certainly gonna murder me in a locked room for this. Just who the hell got a hold of the stuff in my cellphone?

Okiya *thinking*: Behold, the most 1337 h4xx0r in all of Beika. Let's see how you handle this one, "Kinichi-kun".

[Citan]

Okiya *thinking*: Damn... should have paid for the anti-glare coating after all. I can't see a thing in these.



Haibara : "Is my refridgerator running? Why would you care, Kudo-kun?"
Caller!Conan : "Kudo? What do you mean? I'm not Kudo!"
Haibara : "You do realize I have caller I.D. right?"
Caller!Conan : "Umm.... *click*"
Haibara : "...Idiot."



Conan : "Damn... This isn't 19th century London. Stupid time-travel watch..."
Shinichi : "Hey! That kid looked just like..."
Conan : "Unless you want to create a time paradox, I suggest you keep walking."
Shinichi : "My future is going to to be very messed up isn't it?"
Conan : "You have no idea..."

[xDetroid]

Okiya *thinking*: Damn... should have paid for the anti-glare coating after all. I can't see a thing in these.



Haibara : "Is my refridgerator running? Why would you care, Kudo-kun?"
Caller!Conan : "Kudo? What do you mean? I'm not Kudo!"
Haibara : "You do realize I have caller I.D. right?"
Caller!Conan : "Umm.... *click*"
Haibara : "...Idiot."



Conan : "Damn... This isn't 19th century London. Stupid time-travel watch..."
Shinichi : "Hey! That kid looked just like..."
Conan : "Unless you want to create a time paradox, I suggest you keep walking."
Shinichi : "My future is going to to be very messed up isn't it?"
Conan : "You have no idea..."

Seriously BITCH PLEASEEE xD

[SirSigma]

*shine sound consistent with the glare*
"Heh, you like that, don't you? Took me hours of rehearsal to get the angle right on the glare and to have the right amount of dramatic emphasis. Yeah, I spent days getting it right with the position of the sunlight and everything. But the look on your face? TOTALLY WORTH IT."

[xDetroid]

[img width=600]http://www.detectiveconanworld.com/wiki/images/4/4a/Shinichi_and_Haibara.jpg[/img]
Conan look alike: Dad, its time to go.
Shinichi: WHAT THE HELL, ME? DAD? WAIT. WHO'S YOUR MOTHER? RAN? HAIBARA?
Conan look alike: Who are they? I have two dads, dad. Quick! The other daddy is waiting!
Shinichi: OH MY GWAD.....

I leave it up to your imagination on who the other dad is 

Hattori it's Hattori i'm sure of itt !!!

[sonoci]

Caller: Hello, Haibara Ai, yes? I would like to purchase one of your Conan Sexy Shots please.
Haibara: ...Who is this? How did you know how to find me? Why are you using a voice changing machine?
Caller: That's not important. Can I buy one of those shots or not?
Haibara: Why should I listen to you?
Caller: Because I know your secrets. I can expose you. I-
Voice on the phone: It's time for supper! Are you coming, Ay-
Caller: DAMNITTOHELL
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
Haibara: ....................................
.....................................no.
..............................It couldn't have been-

[monsi]

Caller: Hello, Haibara Ai, yes? I would like to purchase one of your Conan Sexy Shots please.
Haibara: ...Who is this? How did you know how to find me? Why are you using a voice changing machine?
Caller: That's not important. Can I buy one of those shots or not?
Haibara: Why should I listen to you?
Caller: Because I know your secrets. I can expose you. I-
Voice on the phone: It's time for supper! Are you coming, Ay-
Caller: DAMNITTOHELL
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
Haibara: ....................................
.....................................no.
..............................It couldn't have been-

That was hilarious!

[ShinRan4ver]

From Episode 668(Spoiler Alert, pulled from Chinese sub)

Spoiler:

[El Huesudo II]

Spoiler: Chapter 668 + NOT SAFE FOR LIFE followup

[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj256/epicdi/C1.png[/img]
Amuro *whispering*: Hey Kogoro-san... I saw Conan-kun going into a hotel with a chubby old "Professor" (I think he called him that), owner of a vintage yellow VW Beetle... They hung a "Do Not Disturb" sign on the room door. I listened in with a device...
*Amuro lowers his voice even further*
Kogoro: *spittake* AMURO WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS?! TMI! T-M-F'ING-I!
Amuro: Oh, I was thinking of blackmail. Think of all the cash we can milk out of this!
[img width=600]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj256/epicdi/C2.png[/img]
Kogoro: Money, you say? Now you're speaking MY language!

...What have I become... My sweetest friend...

[Borealis]

The moment Kogoro found out about Ran's fetish...

[sstimson]

I am a bad guy. so anything I say must be an evil thing right?

Well I want to learn how to goof off as well as you.

How would you charge to give me goof off lessons?