The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[El Huesudo II]

There have been at least 2 male members of the Star Sapphires before, even if only temporarily; and Sinestro was this close to becoming the 3rd one (well, timeline-wise, he'd have been the 1st one, I think...?)

[Sato]

Haibara: Look who's coming.
Conan: Is that a person cosplaying as Gin but costume he wear is gray with stripes?

[Callid]

Some random ones...


(Slightly edited; I removed the subs and the headline. Your job to invent them )

Spoiler: Alternative

[El Huesudo II]

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Haibara: Okay, Professor, what's the meaning of this.
Agasa: What do you mean, Ai-kun- ACK!
Haibara: Yes. This is a printout of a certain text document I found in your computer. A text document that describes fictional erotic activities between a lot of people we're acquainted with.
Agasa: Well- er- um-
Haibara: Of all people, you imagine me in bed with Kudo-kun? I am appalled. I am outraged. I can't believe you consider the idea of him and me together. This is infuriating.
Agasa (thinking): Is that the only thing that bothers you about that...?

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Haibara: Don't think I don't know what's going on here.
Conan: Erm- Haibara...
Agasa: Ai-kun, this is-
Haibara: You're gonna go for pizza. Am I right?
Conan & Agasa: ...
Haibara: I knew it. Kudo-kun, I am ashamed. I thought that you, of all people, would side with me in placing the Professor's health first. But shame on me, of course, for counting on a whimsical, immature man.
Conan: Well... so much for that plan, Professor.
Agasa: *sigh*

Spoiler: Alternative - WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR LIFE

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Haibara: Don't think I don't know what's going on here.
Conan: Erm- Haibara...
Agasa: Ai-kun, this is-
Haibara: You're about to engage in intimate acts. Am I right?
Conan & Agasa: ...
Haibara: What? You thought I didn't know? Oh come on. That time when Kudo-kun came here with a bottle of bai ganr and you sent me to Yoshida-kun's house for a sleepover? It was obvious.
Conan & Agasa: ......
Haibara: That other time when you both left in the Beetle in the middle of the night? That morning I spotted a "Do Not Disturb" sign from Haido City Hotel inside the car.
Conan & Agasa: .........
Haibara: Not to mention that Kudo-kun knows about the hairy mole in the Professor's buttock. I wonder how did he secure that tiny bit of information?
Conan & Agasa: ............Damn it all.

Haibara Ai. Master cockblocker.

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Shinichi: "This is a great plan", he said. "If you're wearing the jewel, Kid will have to confront you to get it!", he said. Inspector Nakamori, you just didn't want to wear the earring yourself, did you?

[sonoci]

Hey, I thought of one


Haibara: ...and that was what El Huesudo II's spoilered caption implied
Conan and Agasa: *DYING WHALE NOISES*

[sstimson]

Conan: Prof, I'm scared. Haibara has been reading a lot of Haruhi Suzumiya, and I'm beginning to wonder what is real any more

Asaga: Surely you do not think that Haibara can rewrite reality?

Conan Yes, I need to go shopping for unicorn pajamas.

Asaga: And I need to start eating only health food. Got a carrot?

[Callid]

[El Huesudo II]

Hey, I thought of one


Haibara: ...and that was what El Huesudo II's spoilered caption implied
Conan and Agasa: *DYING WHALE NOISES*

When I said it was not safe for life, I sure as hell MEANT IT. lmfao

I have too many fujoshi friends IRL.

[pikacutie25]

Spoiler: A little long...

Haibara:  That's it. Gosho's going down.
Conan (offscreen):  What? What did he do?
Haibara:  You haven't read the newspaper this morning, have you? Look at this. "After listening for more than a decade to the bickering of fans everywhere, Gosho Aoyama has decided to finally reveal the ending of Detective Conan."
Conan:  Really? Wow. So what's so bad about it?
Haibara:  Read the ending, and see what really ticks me off. I swear, he's going to get it...
Conan:  "Shinichi returns to normal and gets with Ran...Unable to choose between Mitsuhiko and Shinichi, Shiho remains a child and runs away from indecision...Anokata is-" Whoa! Oh my god, I would've never guessed that person is Anokata! Wow, I see your point, Haibara.
Haibara:  ..... *thinking* It's times like this when I really wonder how he's such a great detective. And why I haven't yet decided to "accidentally" give him a poison capsule rather than the antidote.

Haibara:  *stares*
Conan & Agasa:  .....
Haibara:  *continues staring*
Conan:  Alright, alright! I'll admit it! I ship MitsuhikoXGenta in my free time!
Agasa:  And I ate the rest of the chocolate cake in the fridge!
Haibara:  ...my work here is done.

Spoiler: Borrowing an idea...

Haibara:  I also saw El Huesudo II's caption.
Conan:  All of it?
Haibara:  Yes.
Agasa:  Even the part about us-?
Haibara:  Of course. And I do know for a fact you actually have done it before, and are planning on doing it again.
Conan & Agasa:  .....!!!
Haibara:  So don't think for one second that I'll let you sneak and go out for pizza right now. Because it's not happening.
Conan & Agasa:  ...........
Agasa:  ...so you did read his ENTIRE post?
Haibara:  Yes, it wasn't that difficult. There were only three pictures.
Conan:  ...man, it's times like this when I'm glad she's not tech-savvy...

[MDavid]

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Look at this Edogawa-kun. I had to change your diaper again...

[Supernatural Delight]

We come in as Conan & Agasa are happily watching episodes of Ranma 1/2 that Haibara downloaded onto her laptop.



Conan: Wow! I haven't seen this in years.
Agasa: Have you noticed that Ranma sounds a little bit like you Shinichi?
Conan: Don't be silly, you know Genma sounds a lot more like you then Ranma sounds like me. Ranma sounds more like Kaitou Kid.
Agasa: Wouldn't it be odd if we were living in an anime & the same people who voice Genma & Ranma voice us?
Conan: Sure, like that's possible.

Ai comes out of nowhere.

Haibara: It's all true.
Conan: Then that means....
Agasa: I'm your father in a different show?

[sstimson]

Continuing the story

We come in as Conan & Agasa are happily watching episodes of Ranma 1/2 that Haibara downloaded onto her laptop.



Conan: Wow! I haven't seen this in years.
Agasa: Have you noticed that Ranma sounds a little bit like you Shinichi?
Conan: Don't be silly, you know Genma sounds a lot more like you then Ranma sounds like me. Ranma sounds more like Kaitou Kid.
Agasa: Wouldn't it be odd if we were living in an anime & the same people who voice Genma & Ranma voice us?
Conan: Sure, like that's possible.

Ai comes out of nowhere.

Haibara: It's all true.
Conan: Then that means....
Agasa: I'm your father in a different show?

Then

BOOM

Conan: Let that be a lesson to you. Being careful around the fourth wall or reality will implode

[mihai]

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Ran: What is this? I was thinking about Conan deducing stuff and suddenly got this fuzzy feeling inside... What should I do? I have to find out if he's Shinichi but I'm starting to like this feeling


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Conan: Haibara, do you wanna do that Titanic pose?
Haibara: I thought you already have that girl at the detective agency.
Conan: I don't know if I'll ever be turning back or if this is even reversible at all, so what is point in it?
Haibara: You might be cute, but still no. I don't want this ship hitting an iceberg and sinking in the middle of the ocean.

[monsi]

Everyone's reaction when sonoci said that he will stop doing captions. Pay no attention to Haibara's reaction.

I'm gonna miss your captions, sonoci. 

[sonoci]

[img width=600]http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh548/dlu0713/0079.png[/img]
Ran: What is this? I was thinking about Conan deducing stuff and suddenly got this fuzzy feeling inside... What should I do? I have to find out if he's Shinichi but I'm starting to like this feeling

So that's where Ran x Deductions started? xD

Everyone's reaction when sonoci said that he will stop doing captions. Pay no attention to Haibara's reaction.

I'm gonna miss your captions, sonoci.  :'(

Eh, Haibara's is right on :x

I'll miss doing them, but it was probably for the best
EDIT: it's "she" by the way :xxx